Reel Diaspora

Welcome to the rebrand. We at Fuzzy Dice really don’t care about helping others as we can barely help ourselves so we are now WAG+EW. In this proper episode we delve into the Jim Davidson deconstruction with a side order of Morrissey, Charlie Williams and a whole host of nonsense. Get stuck in as it’s crap weather and you will be staying in. Also we accidentally ended up creating a pitch of a brand new sitcom that will be pitched to Channel 5. 

Shownotes

Firstly start with Jm Davidson’s website. A love letter to his fanbase. Wel, ones who have access to the internet (outside of prison) 
https://www.jimdavidson.org.uk/

The strangest revelation is that everyone’s favourite nationalist (and possible unconfirmed racist vegetarian) performs at Las Vegas. Rather na sell out, right? Here is actual news that he did perform some Smiths songs there 
https://www.nme.com/news/music/morrissey-las-vegas-residency-setlist-footage-photos-smiths-songs-3035741

70’s black comic, Charlie Willims, was a controversial figure in the comedy circuit so read his story here
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Williams_(comedian)

If you are truly mental and have never heard of Squid Game you should be ashamed. First read it here and then watch the series:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squid_Game

In this episode of Just the Tip we go through a fair amount of subjects in a random scattershot fashion.

First we start with Egg White’s varied and borderline politically incorrect alt:James Bond scenarios. Then next on the agenda, how can I NOT talk about GB News without punching myself in the cock but one particular episode I watched on Youtube about a policeman making a borderline sub racist post and two white guys (one of them being the jaw headed Colin Brazier) telling the audience it’s “nothing to see” non racism and in fact the anti racists are racist for calling up the racists. Yep, heavy sh!t. Does it end there? No, we go through the varied roles that Art Malik played in his career to prove that writers are unoriginal with their non white name creations. If I was an actor with a 30 year career I would be just called Patel in every role. As John Oliver would say, Moving onto our main subject we talk about the insanity that is David Williams and his story that is being removed from the public consciousness. And we aren’t even talking about when he used to black up. Basically we shine a mirror to posh boy Walliams who surprisingly has an OBE. Egg White Returns at the end for more amusing nonsense. 




Shownotes
Watch James Bond in No Time to Die. With all the merciless plugging by Daniel Craig across all media you know what it’s all about but if not. Read it here:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_Time_to_Die

Even though GB News is dumb, if you want to see what “the Daily Mail with to posh school” is all about watch some clips on YouTube and check their site below. Really… well rubbish.
https://www.gbnews.uk/

If you want to read about David Walliams, again, being culturally insensitive take a read here: 
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-58786769

If you want to check our Website, it is rather basic but we need the metrics:
http://fuzzydice.co.uk/

Also, all the projects we do cost money and even though prices for everything is going up you should be able to dig deeper and throw us a coin. It would be much appreciated:
https://www.patreon.com/join/fuzzydice

In this episode we discuss many frivolous things but mainly the Amanda Holden and Leigh Francis sitcom The Holden Girls and the impact it has on modern culture. Then we talk about other digressions until Wokie’s phone literally overheats. True Story. 

Want to know more about Amanda Holden and Leigh Francis new series called The Holden Girls: Mandy and Mertyle. Check out the series here.
https://www.comedy.co.uk/tv/the-holden-girls-mandy-and-myrtle/

Before Wokery was a tool to bash old fashioned sensibilities we all laughed at Bo Selecta until we realised it was wrong. Shortly after that Leigh realised it was wrong and did a tearful eulogy to his wrongful past. Watch him cry here:
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/leigh-francis-cries-apologies-bo-22140979

You know Scientology is insane but have a read of the even more insane things that happened:
https://www.vulture.com/2015/03/21-insane-things-going-clear-left-out.html

We all know L Ron Hubbard was a mental but how batshit mad was he? A lot if you read this:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientology_and_psychiatry

If you want to know more about the Martin Scorsese Classic, Last temptation of Christ, then look no further than this:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Last_Temptation_of_Christ_(film)

We discovered that The Holden Girls idea may have been lifted from a French film called Tatie Danielle. Not convinced? Read the synopsis: 
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tatie_Danielle

A slight digress to this obscure libellous short about Mickey Mouse going to Vietnam. You should find it somewhere on YouTube but read it here:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mickey_Mouse_in_Vietnam

This week Mr Angry Guy (Wokie) read about some white kid who did some dodgy racist stuff and got caught. The doddering old Judge, rather than hit some good ol’ jail time, has made the little pleb read the classics like Dickens and Shakespeare… such an old fashioned way to head-correct a racist mentalist. Anyway the usual angry rant on this madness. 

After this mini rant we go straight into the belief that the Taliban have suddenly come back with a woke perspective. Who would have thought that they would finally get some good PR? We dissect the new normal for this heavily armed chaps. 

This is positively the last time we talk about Shane Gillis (yes! He of the offensive Chinatown podcast!) where we advise on the best way to stay safe and try not to get in trouble by bleeping the shizzle out of the podcast so as not to draw attention to any controversy. 

And to top off the podcast is some ranting from Egg White and then 4 episodes of the sitcom recorded in 2009 and generally not been heard since. 

Afghan Warlord: The Sitcom is about… you guessed it, an Afghan Warlord assimilating into an English Family living in Surbiton and all the wacky things he does while living there. Sort of Like Channel 4’s Home but on a shoestring budget and made 10 years previously

Shownotes:

That twerp who had to read the classics rather than hit the slammer? You can read the story here:
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2021/sep/01/judge-orders-rightwing-extremist-to-read-classic-literature-or-face-prison

Read about Shane Gillis’s awkward podcast where he offended the whole of Chinatown:
https://ew.com/tv/2019/09/12/saturday-night-live-shane-gillis-racial-slur/

Piers Morgan loves reading about himself so we give you a Liverpool Echo article of his controversy:
https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/showbiz-news/piers-morgan-hints-imminent-tv-21493936

On this show, Wokie tries to understand why certain people stay in their lane when watching sitcoms and won’t view anything that is out of their comfort zone. For example some upper middle class friends are scared of HBO’s The Black Lady Sketch and Wokie himself is scared of films like Brakes which is a quirky MOR white people’s comedy (link below). Egg White tries his best to fathom why his friend has lost his sh*t over something small and the jury is still out on the resolution. Oh and we talk about Shane Gillis and his lack of forward thinking censorship.

We have banged on about this show The Black Lady Sketch Show but is pretty amazing and definitely worth watching.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Black_Lady_Sketch_Show

Wokie lost his collective sh*t while watching Brakes but what does he know? Here’s a good review of the film. You watch, decide and send me hate filled messages on twitter.
 https://www.theguardian.com/film/2016/jun/17/brakes-review-scrappy-but-charming-microbudget-romcom

Run for your Wife is a close second to the worst film ever made, Plan 9 from Outer Space. This cinematic travesty is worth watching and should be studied in film schools on how not to make films. You have to see it to believe it and even though it has a lot of big names they are all wasted. 
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Run_for_Your_Wife_(2012_film)

Run for Your Wife’s real star is super Camp Christopher Biggins who’s role here is like 12 Christopher Biggins in 1. Bargin in that sense.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Biggins

Read about the godfather of Hip Hop Ladies love Cool James.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LL_Cool_J

Aah, Shane Gillis… a man who blew up his own career for comedy bantz turned dark. Read about it here and google his chinatown podcast and you decide if it’s comedy or just anti woke hate speech.
https://www.vox.com/culture/2019/9/16/20869194/shane-gillis-fired-snl-racist-remarks

As we mention comedy legend Ricky Gervais, it’s time to post the Victor Lewis review of The Office who didn’t see that coming. Legend has it there was a grudge somewhere. 
https://rickygervais.tumblr.com/post/4007840028/the-office-review-by-victor-lewis-smith

If you want your eyes to bleed with the man who puts ME-ME-ME in Mentalist follow him here. No matter what’s happening in the world it’s all about Piers bloody Morgan. Also he really doesn’t like Megan Markle because she stiffed him on the friends circuit. 
https://twitter.com/piersmorgan