Kit and Sands have had another falling out so Ron Pape: Social Media Influencer is doing a takeover to mercilessly plug his extremely eccentric Get Rich Quick schemes.

This may sound like an aggressively marketed advertorial but it’s not. It is a podcast where we learn about Ron’s brutal upbringing and just getting to know him as a humble decent human being, incredibly talented and versatile individual.

Also did we mention Ron’s incredible humanitarian work? He literally saved the incontinent from downing in their own stools.

Ron has also put him forward as mediator to get Kit and Sands back.

While Kit is still incapacitated after a freak jogging accident (remember, jog safely) we actually have some letters that came in. Some anonymous people actually want us to turn their life woes into life wins.
Listen in and see the advice we have passed out

Shownotes:

After the sh*t show that was the Trump administration we along with everyone on the planet keep referencing Obama. We mention his biography but if you can’t be bothered to read his life story in detail just read his Wikipedia page https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barack_Obama

Feeing crap because you never win arguments? Try this and be a mouthy champ: https://time.com/5318965/how-to-win-an-argument/

Dirk Bogarde was a dashing closeted actor and the author of 10 biographies. Read one read them all but check him out here first https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirk_Bogarde

In this weeks episode we try to add value to your ears with another rip roaring attempt to being a claustrophobic exercise machine! Live! Learn! Like! Subscribe!

Below are links to some of the subjects we have talked about

If you, dear listener, want to know what middle aged things there are to do then look no further than here. The URL says it all really. https://www.onefamily.com/talking-finance/wellbeing/50-things-to-do-now-youre-50/

The most insane non David Lynch television series ever made was this piece of surreal eye candy starring the Man from Uncle and the the alcoholic Patsy…..Sapphire and Steele… read about the weirdness here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sapphire_%26_Steel

Basically we are poor and shamelessly need coffee money via sponsorships. Buy either Nescafe, Kenco, Cafe Direct, Douwe Egberts or but Starbucks and let us know if you have and then we can start begging ruthlessly.

Like Lucozade? You must do. Buy them by the pallet and let us know so we can also approach them for money… do you get that we are broke?
https://www.lucozade.com/

We think Sadiq Khan should create dining area on the underground carriages for people who eat while off to work. Try this while we petition TFL:
https://www.mylondon.news/whats-on/food-drink-news/ultimate-food-tube-map-eat-16863930

We mention the 70s blackout in New York. Read about the time people talked to each other: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_York_City_blackout_of_1977

Here is the full list of Hunter S. Thompson’s daily routine. No wonder he blew his brains out!
https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/33487/hunter-s-thompsons-daily-routine

Nancy Reagan's don’t do drugs really didn’t work did it? Well, at least she tried.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Just_Say_No

Inspired about our Axe Throwing banter? You can go to this place and do some urban axe throwing
https://whistlepunks.com/

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For this podcast episode, Kit decides to stay indoors and create less of a risk to himself by playing along with an exercise game on the Nintendo Switch. You can’t cause that much damage unless you are a repressed deranged lunatic.

I know what you are thinking. Why are you doing a visual game in a audio world? Well dear listeners it is because bantz is bantz and we guide you through how this digital health obsessed world operates.

Below some show notes to make you smarter:

Sands says Ying and Yang, not Yin and Yang for the proper pronunciation here is the wikipedia article
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yin_and_yang

Boxing Game Nintendo Switch try this piece of Clockwork Orange-esque ultra violence https://www.nintendo.com/games/detail/boxing-champs-switch/

Yes, some people are lonely and talking to a real girl freaks them out. Meet Erica the lifelike robot:
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/5050946/erica-robot-lifelike-soul-jokes/

The dummies guide to metrics. We sure could have used this:
https://www.dummies.com/careers/medical-careers/converting-metric-units/

PRP PGP. We made this up so there is no link. It’s just innuendos for taking a sh!t and w@nking.

**BONUS SEGMENT**
For all you old school rap fans, at the end of this podcast is the first airing since 1988 of Silver Bullet’s live show on Tim Westwood’s Capital Radio Show. For it is he! The fast rapping mentalist famous for 20 Seconds to Comply and Bring forth the Guillotine
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silver_Bullet_(rapper)

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We made it to Episode 20 in the same way an 80 year old wakes up in the morning glad for another day of gardening. This is the rebrand. Who thought we’d run out of steam talking a lot of cobblers but we did!

We are now Just the Tip Mind and Body Health and this Episode 20/New Episode 1Point2Point-0 is where Kit will show us his mindset when it comes to exercising. This all sounds like a professional approach in the vain of SuperProJoeWickes but as you indulge your ears it doesn’t go as planned.

So listen in on this show and feel like you are on the Titanic about to hit an iceberg.

Shownotes:

We mention Joe Wickes and unless you have been living in a bank vault here is a breakdown of the great man: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Wicks_(coach)

As Kit used Tescos Peas to fix his battered leg here is a review of a Tesco Cafe involving mushy peas https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/ShowUserReviews-g186443-d4167516-r256273611-Tesco_Cafe_Holyhead-Holyhead_Anglesey_North_Wales_Wales.html

Let’s say you are a Tescos snob and it is the ONLY place you want to go to…. Well here is the store locator so you can never be too far away from a Tescos Value Range https://www.tesco.com/store-locator/uk/

Moose socks? where to buy? Lost in the noise of online shopping? The Cats Spazz of comfortable footwear is here—>>> https://road.cc/content/review/71033-moose-nordkapp-socks

We went retro television and referenced Allo Allo and Mimi’s and Rene’s age during the series run… well read Mimi’s stats below and honestly do your own calculation of their ages using the internet…. Use some grey matter https://alloallo.fandom.com/wiki/Mimi_Labonq

The First of three sections in our latest podcast before we have brand refresh.

1- Revenge of the Trolling Part Deux

This is where Kit again goes mental and starts making ‘’anonymous” calls pretending to be various celebrities but this time we HAVE PRIZES TO GIVE AWAY! Not good prizes but some old tat dug out from the back cupboard that nobody bought off eBay.
For this you need to guess all the celebrities that Kit impersonates and some of them are quite difficult. Also another Boris Johnson one thrown in like a live humours hand grenade.

All the answers will be on our website www.fuzzydice.co.uk

2- The WhatsApp podcast

How many people take their WhatsApp banter and make into a compelling piece of melodrama? We do! An entire weeks worth of back and forth has been magically transformed into a David Mamet style sweary twisted tale. Kit still can’t get over that the Urban Monologue shorts Sands did were done solo and not as part of a team.
Even the Emojis are spelled out!

3- The Sauce

Sands dials in Kit to surprise him with an impromptu pod but…. Well what can I say? Oops. We may have dived into someone’s saucy evening.

The Urban Monologues skits have been posted on our FaceBook Page so please do check it out. Also click the subscribe button to get more content.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiGNwY5l50I42A0MWnNrJyQ/videos

And Finally we are about to unveil our Socially Distanced Standup Short Web Series….. more details soon.

After Sands last week went rogue with all the random phone messages this episode deals with the awkward fallout of that. Who knows where the pod chat will go? Also Kit has his nose bent out of shape as Sands is making his own side projects.

The Osmo Mobile 3 is a great gimbal to run and film stuff and generally be a pretentious twat. If you can afford an iPhone then you can definitely afford this.
https://www.dji.com/uk/osmo-mobile-3

When you don’t have a cameraman because all your friends are major alcoholics and you need to frame stuff correctly use the Filmic pro App in the Apple Watch. It’s amazing and you don’t have to rely on douchebags. Also for you geeks you can change the frame rate unlike using the native iOS video app
https://www.filmicpro.com


Curry and Chips is mentioned again and you can watch the first episode here. It’s an eye watering feast of political correctness
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x66bdfs


I tried googling Dutch porno cars but there isn’t much on there. You are going to have to buy a ticket to Amsterdam and check it out yourself. Make sure you bring a lot of change.

You want to know what a Lucky Pierre is? You can never go wrong checking out the Urban Dictionary
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Lucky%20Piere

Dennis Waterman facts
In 2011, he married his fourth and present wife Pam Flint.

Yes, sands has done a Radio 1Xtra style takeover in Kit’s (enforced) absense and getting worried over the amount of ‘’celebrity calls” coming in. It’s a slow emotional breakdown… of the calls, not Sands


Show notes

Commissioners are easy o find. Google their name and you will find them.
Here’s a head started https://www.bbc.co.uk/commissioning/tv/articles/who-we-are-how-we-commission
The how to on all the commissioners for the flagship institution that is the British Broadcasting Corporation

We all love a bit of the loveable rogue and absolute sweetheart menu list Russell Brand so if you want to re-read his career highlights (and character building lowlights) have a scan of this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russell_Brand

We may sound bitter at the success of other podcasts but we do love our better equipped and more emotionally stable competitors so below re the links to our rivals.

Quiet Time Podcast
https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/quiettime

Pals Podcast
https://www.instagram.com/thepalspodcast/?hl=en

Ears Wide Open
https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/ears-wide-open/id1359466740

Wine and Sass
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/wine-and-sass/id932970825

The Tomato Flame Podcast
https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/tomatoflamewebsite98263

In this episode of Just the Tip Kit and Sands c̶o̶v̶e̶r̶ ̶o̶v̶e̶r̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶i̶r̶ ̶f̶a̶i̶l̶u̶r̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶d̶o̶ ̶a̶ ̶d̶e̶c̶e̶n̶t̶ ̶p̶o̶d̶c̶a̶s̶t̶ show you how not to do a podcast by 'pretending' to be 'unprepared' and 'sh*t'. This is excellent advice and a good example of being a podcast king! enjoy!

Shownotes:

As you can probably tell, faithful or even casual passive listeners Sands like to drink Guinness and for those who want to know the history read this entry y of
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guinness

With Kit being utterly middle class and taking a train home to the far outer suburbs here is a list of the crappiest train lines in England. Basically as Virgin will never sponsor us we can safely say every Virgin brand is total garbage
https://www.cityam.com/uks-best-and-worst-train-companies-ranked-passengers/

If you want to know about socialism here’s an article about 6 questions some git can ask safely without being looked down upon as a moron
https://www.vox.com/2015/10/14/9530787/socialism-history-explained


Morcambe and Wise made their best television in the 70’s for the BBC but they progressively were never as good when they moved to ITV. More here about their fateful decision.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Morecambe_%26_Wise_Show_(1978_TV_series)


For fans of ultra sweary dramas like David Mamet’s Glengarry Glen Ross can chew on this scene stealing part by Alec Baldwin https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4PE2hSqVnk


Improv comedy fans! Who’s the best of the best? Yep, Mike McShane. Read about his glittering life here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_McShane

Fans of 80’s synth nonsense can look at this epic mash up classic. It made the Vietnam War look fun for a change https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/19_(song)
Hardcastle 19

Anyone can talk a load of cobblers on a podcast and most people do. But if you are a pensioner and not really getting the technology thing here’s a quality guide to by a mouth digital git
https://www.shopify.co.uk/blog/34911301-how-to-start-a-podcast-the-ultimate-step-by-step-podcasting-guide

There have been numerous mentions of David Mamet’s work here and rather than a Wikipedia entry why don’t you read this memo he wrote while he made The Unit. It’s amazing!
https://www.slashfilm.com/a-letter-from-david-mamet-to-the-writers-of-the-unit/


Names of other podcasts higher than us
- Comic Book Nerds in Celibacy
- Metal Kombat Podcast
- Cwik This
- Friday Night Larks

This episode dealt with the current controversy of blackface and politically incorrect shows so there is a lot of show notes links to be created. Especially for Millennials and Americans who don’t know the dodgy television history that Britain created.

Little Britain has taken a lot of stick recently for the blacking up scenes. Do you agree it should be taken down or not? Read the controversy
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/jun/13/blacking-up-was-of-a-piece-with-comedy-that-dealt-in-contempt

If you want to know the culturally insensitive television series starring a blacked up Spike Milligan in Curry and Chips then have a quick read of this. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curry_and_Chips
It has to be seen to be believed.

Mind your language was another series of infinite offensiveness. So bad it managed to have multiple stereotypes in one programme which in television racism is a Herculean effort
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFASIzQeDac

Spike Milligan’s Q series was a forerunner to The Monty Python Flying Circus so if you like that you will LOVE this! The latter pretty much ripped off the former.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Q..._(TV_series)

Lenny Henry’s lone attempt at a Hollywood move: True Identity. Watch and LOL at the film trailer.. watch the movie only if you have exhausted every title on Netflix
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JBXtVrGmaI

A time when American Pie was considered edgy. Really? That really happened? A mainstream film about pie f**king. Read the blurb here.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Pie_(film)


Another amazing Dennis Waterman Fact:
From 1975 to 1978, he starred as Detective Sergeant George Hamilton Carter in ‘The Sweeney’. Meanwhile in 1976, he released his first music album, ‘Downwind of Angels’, Two years later, he returned to the Royal Shakespeare Company to play Sackett in ‘Saratoga’