The movie goes a little something like this, unnamed small town where May-December relationships abound and everyone's got a past. There's ranches, mountains, cowboys, explosions, dinosaurs take over, humans are toast, ancillary characters that are merely there to die, with snippets of bad CGI to bring it all together. 

 

This week the ladies misquote Sam Elliott (who is NOT in this film), talk making friends with McRib, we line up future picks for the sombrero, are horrified by the antics of Eric Roberts (who IS in this film), discuss t-shirt ideas, discover that projectile vomiting is not how to win over The Doctor, observe that dinosaurs like a good tasting menu, question if it's Quentin or Quade because the actors certainly don't know and Snowy gets real aggressive with her air quotes. All this and so much more on this week's Reel Fun Times!

 

A group of good-looking-but-really-hard-to peg-their-age-youth are invited to a private showing in a mysterious, new wax museum, but what they find beyond the velvet rope is far more than they bargained for. 

 

On this episode,  we discuss our horror movie survival probability, watch a confused young man yell into the cosmos, witness the laziest chase scene ever and hear quite possibly, the most important line ever uttered in cinema. There's a bummed out mummy, indoor smokers, an accidental boob (but just the one), Cogsworth who likes to watch, the potential for sexy time in a sealed crypt, we discover what it takes to bring about the voodoo end of the world and is that Michael Bolton? We find out who The Doctor calls Daddy and Snoelle reminds us that freaky deakies need love too. All this and so much more, on this week's Reel Fun Times!

 

Tons of celebrities, an array of filthy vignettes and three Razzies later, here we are. The Doctor and Snowy discuss their different approaches to a particularly troubling blind date gone wrong, shitting with malice and we decide that we are, in fact, 14 year old boys. 

 

There's neck balls, real life Wallace, naked chicks, period jokes, nausea inducing moments of grossness, a foul-mouthed Gerard Butler, an inadvertent 2 Live Crew reference, The Doctor tells us why she isn't into your fingers in her mouth and we find out that Snowy will do anything for love, but she won't do that. Lest we forget, there is a Josh Duhamel obsessed cartoon cat, we have a new outro song and we want anybody seen the leprechaun say YYYEEEAAAHHH! All this and so much more on this week's Reel Fun Times.

 

But you know who both The Doctor AND Snowy's Mom endorse? Viggo Mortensen as Aragorn. 

 

The ladies discuss who they would call if they ever got arrested, there is Jaws talk, The Doctor calls out Snowy and man oh man do we love the movie Grandma's Boy. All this and so much more on this week's Reel Fun Times!

 

From the mind of a bored housewife with a penchant for saucy KFC fan fiction, Lifetime gifted us with this delicious morsel.

 

The Doctor wants to sop the Colonel up with a biscuit and Snowy is just embarrassed watching what's on the screen. Kidnapping, cheating, intrigue, gasps, intense goatees, fast love and a secret recipe that will change the world, all on this week's Reel Fun Times.

Hello and good 2021 to you all!!

We are back and sassier than ever! On this minisode we make our own rules because we totally forgot how to do this. We catch up, go over exactly what we do here and have a refresher course on our Sombrero Picks!

We talk our passion for shark movies and how much we look forward to our version of Shark Week, The Doctor pitches a new show called "Caroline in the Closet," and Snowy endorses random acts of violence. 

All this and so much more on this week's Reel Fun Times.

It's the last episode of 2020 and the finale of our Holly Jolly Christmas Experience!Come along with us as we delve into this 2004 debacle dressed in classic holiday tropes! There's a stellar cast and terrible writing, an obnoxious millionaire with abandonment issues and money to burn, a classic working class family who needs a boost, another round of "that's a guy" and more incest jokes than we are comfortable with! What do a God-awful orange couch, discussions on Gandolfini's sex appeal, our hatred for Ben Affleck and a ratings shocker have to do with Christmas? Absolutely nothing, but we've got all this and so much more on this week's Reel Fun Times!

It's Week Three of our Holly Jolly Christmas Experience and we are definitely on an unforeseen uptick with this week's film, 2015's A Christmas Horror Story.  It's Christmas Eve and William Shatner (or as we like to call him, The Shat Shat) is pseudo narrating several vignettes around the fictional town of Bailey Downs and it looks like this holiday is gonna be anything but merry. As we settle into this dark Christmas tale, we are given a treasure trove of gifts; a badass Santa, horned up, possessed teens, terrifying yet hilarious manger mannequins, lascivious changelings, the guy from Supernatural that played Death, a husband and wife duo we want to go to the gym with and an oddly bangable Krampus (one we may have to paperbag, but it's fine). There is the great bath mat debate of 2020, reason 399 why Snowy should not be a parent, haunted house talk (spoiler alert, The Doctor isn't coming with), beanies versus toboggans, foul-mouthed zombie elves and you can forget an Irish goodbye because we're gonna teach you a Sensual Wine Goodbye.  All this and so much more on this week's Reel Fun Times.

In this week's episode, we will be discussing a film from a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away. The year was 1978 and the galaxy was the deranged mind of someone in Hollywood who thought this was a good idea. Oh yes, ready yourselves and take a big ol' shot or toke of whatever "force" can get you through it, because this week, we are talking "The Star Wars Holiday Special." This film is pretty much your least favorite Wookie sitcom with individual scenes that are all about 90% longer than they should be, shot with the quality of... let's say your local furniture stores going out of business commercial and starring the original cast of Star Wars and a hodgepodge of 1978 celebrity du jours (or as decided by CBS). Guys, this movie delivered everything we could have asked for in a bad holiday movie set in the backdrop of one of the most beloved franchises of all time. There were Cirque de Soleil holograms, lead characters named Itchy and Lumpy, Snowy discovers her favorite new YouTube channel, The Doctor reveals that she is fluent in Wookie, we get a glimpse into the world of VR Wookie porn and even a song by Bea Arthur can't save this ship from going down.  The Doctor is beguiled by a mini Jefferson Starship performance, we discover Chewy may be a deadbeat dad, none of the actors wanted to be there, Storm Troopers are dicks and Snowy is smitten with a young Mark Hamil's smokey eye lewk all while doing Chewbacca impressions as often as she can. All this and so much more on this week's Reel Fun Times.