Hello all and welcome to another episode of Reel Fun Times! This week, the ladies of RFT bring you our second offering from Lifetime Original Movies, the 2015 drama, "A Deadly Adoption."

 

Let me break it down for you. Will Ferrell and Kristen Wiig star as a married couple who foolishly believe adopting another baby will save their failing marriage. She's a health nut, he's a recovering alcoholic financial advisor, they won't let their children of the corn looking kid take the training wheels off her bike. Enter smoke show mom-to-be Bridget, who comes in with a penchant for short skirts, inserting herself where she doesn't belong in the family conversation and much like Usher, she's got it bad... for Will Ferrell. 

 

This episode begins with talk of the incredible, edible egg, we introduce you to Baby Diabeetus, breakdown the tattoo game on poor man's Pacey, cannot believe that bitch came to breakfast in a nighty and decide we should write movies. There's hot cop, organic treats, things get momentarily dark, we take a trip to Boom Boom Town, The Doctor makes a declaration that death is forever, we can't figure out who this cabin belongs to, some sexy antics hit too close to home for Snowy and we learn about the very real dangers of diabetic ketoacidosis. All this and so much more on this week's Reel Fun Times!

You see, what had happened was... Tomatoes become bloodthirsty killing machines and it's up to a rag tag group of scientists, military men and one greasy furniture salesmen to save our little blue and green planet. 

Join us as we are genuinely surprised by all the laughs and camp this movie has to offer. There's tomato on tomato violence, a Jaws reference, just the right amount of music for The Doctor, Pearl Harbor jokes, exploding helicopters, Lois, the Snazzy Journalist and the ladies of RFT cannot get enough of the Master of Disguise. We talk Fruit of the Loom inspiration, witness the slowest car chase scene in film, delight you with our vocal stylings, appreciate a Clark Kent cameo, Snowy can't wait to listen to the newest rock compilation, "21 Deadbeats," and is that Miss Potato Famine 1922?!  All this and so much more on this week's Reel Fun Times.

We've got an unexpected minisode coming at you guys this week, but hey, hot girl shit gets in the way. Our regularly scheduled program will resume next week. But let's keep it moving, shall we?

 

This week, don't call us middle-aged but more importantly we discuss our guilty pleasures. There's Thunderstorms, wet outer rims, a macabre fun fact, shots are fired AND taken and reality TV, infomercials and YouTube, oh my! We learn that Time Life compilations are everything, Snowy gets seduced by the Aquascape lifestyle and the Doctor is a bona-fide hater. We reminisce about the dolla-dolla theater, talk fast food picks and then there's Lady Gaga. All this and so much more on this week's Reel Fun Times.

 

This week the ladies of RFT fall further from sobriety when they discover Deep Eddy Lime Vodka, the Doctor talks about her hero Michelle Pfeifer and the career path that could have been, we take cues from our listeners and let them guide our chat, we have an idea for a new Olympics segment, trademark "Knitting with Nonnie" and go on an 80's cartoon rant. All this and so much more on this week's Reel Fun Times.

Well kids, our first Shark Week Month is coming to a close, but not without us discussing the three dimensional monstrosity that is Jaws 3-D.

 

If you've not seen this 1983 classic, allow us to catch you up to speed. Chief Brody's sons are all grown up and reconnecting at the newest Sea World park (financed by a very sassy Louis Gossett, Jr.) where Mike and his lady friend work. There's a man-made lagoon that connects to the ocean, so you can imagine what in 3-D, underwater hell happens next. Big shark, baby shark, themed sea tubes, cocky Australian guys, atrocious special effects and a baby Caroline in the City making her film debut all come together to make a movie that never should have been. 

 

In this episode we start strong when Snowy immediately gets her 90's card revoked and The Doctor simply cannot get enough of a guy that starred in a show called "Manimal."

We visit the fish jail, ogle a young and very sweaty Dennis Quaid, watch our stars traverse the depths in a yell-ow sub-ma-rine and are pissed at the lame kill count. There's Madonna biceps, BBQ Eel dinner plans, ocean kink, occasional boyfriend speculation, really bad short selections, a wacky hodgepodge of wet tourists and mountains of behind the scene cocaine use. 

We learn you don't greet the ladies of RFT with a mouth kiss, Snowy is devastated by some Harry Potter news, we find out The Doctor is a dirty girl and are treated to a Hatfield and McCoy dance off over an aquatic pig... yes you read that correctly. All this and so much more on this week's Reel Fun Times.

 

A tsunami hits the Australian coast and our story focuses on a small group of survivors trapped in an underground grocery store and parking garage with two very lethal Great White Sharks. So come on this journey with us as we lose any Australian listeners we may have had. 

 

Y'all, this movie has got everything you could possibly want in a shark movie.  Maybe, also, some things you don't, but mostly it's whatever is Australian slang for awesome. There's loads of good looking people with hot bodies, truly legit movie shark moments, an adorable sprinkling of freckles, grandma juice, Bob the rent-a-cop, a bad guy mispronouncing tarter sauce, so much sexual tension and is that Dr. Doom? 

The Ladies start the episode on a major sugar high, discuss hearse banging, go to vommy town, invite ourselves to the sandwich party, the Doctor delights in Snowy's reactions, get into the old onions vs. parfaits debate and Snowy busts out her Cher impression. All this and so much more on this week's Reel Fun Times.

 

The general synopsis: This is the 6th and final film in this ridiculous, green screen fueled franchise. Fin is traveling through time to stop the original Sharknado and meets up with familiar faces, historical figures and a whole lotta sharks along the way. Ludacris plot points, questionable dialogue and surprising guest stars abound. 

 

In this episode we immerse ourselves in the Hollywood rumor mill and throw out some very interesting stats. We apologize to Tara Reid, mother of dinosaurs, question what came first, Jurassic World 2 or Sharknado 6, contemplate what this movie would look like starring Steve Gutenberg and learn that purple equals time travel. There's dragon sharks, a bevy of faces we are excited to see, a Back To The Future ripoff, wonder if The Doctor is talking about the movie or having a stroke, Snowy poorly explains time travel, we've never been more annoyed by the word "bye" and omg is that Neil deGrasse Tyson? The Ladies get the extreme giggles, are impressed by the laissez-faire attitudes these people have towards sharknados, jam to the one good song in the movie, The Doctor has never related more to a shark and Snowy delivers a PSA about baby talk. All this and so much more on this week's Reel Fun Times.

 

This week the ladies of RFT countdown their top three favorite shark movies of all time, delve into all the reasons they aren't snorkeling and bond over how much they loved James Cameron's "Titanic" back in the day. The Doctor shares what she would say to the lady crabs if she were a dude crab, Snowy lets you know what would happen to the water if she went in a shark cage and make sure to stay tuned after the episode to hear about our Only Fans ideas. All this and so much more on this week's Reel Fun Times.

 

Let me break it down for you... hunky, raven haired martial arts expert, trained by "the masters in Japan" is sent to LA to crush the lethal Katana Gang. Throw in a spicy partner, next to no budget or rehearsal time, 80's legend Robert Z'Dar, an arts and crafts lion head, and mister, you got yourself one hell of a good time . 

 

This movie has it all! A protagonist who is a womanizing pig, a confusing wig situation that says more Designing Women, less samurai master, a size queen, the widest face ever to appear in cinema, full frontal, a really bad 80's explosion, Jennifer-Jessica of restaurant fame, puns, guppy kisses and is that Carl Weathers? (Spoiler alert, it's not!) The Ladies discuss answering phone calls during sex, make some declarations that are very on brand, implore terrible film producers to holla, we discover The Doctor is a jealous lov-ah, wonder why it's always daylight in the City of Angels, Snowy goes on a tirade about how much she loves cake and then it all culminates in a violent game of got your nose! All this and so much more on this week's Reel Fun Times!

This week we throw some Hollywood Reel Fun Facts at ya, reminisce about the playgrounds of our youth and what absolute turd burglars we all were as kids. We find out Snowy doesn't like biters, the Doctor gets way out of character, we plan a dirty Myrtle getaway and go on a tangent about our ultimate vacation vibes. All this and so much more on this week's Reel Fun Times.