Reel Fun Times

By Reel Fun Times

Bad movies are subjective, but we found out years ago that we had a mutual love of the awesomely bad, the cheesy, the cringeworthy, the hilarious, the not-so-popular films most folks refer to as "B Mo... more

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May 12, 2021 Passion Play
Today, we have a movie so bad we had to have all the alcohol just to get through it. May we present, one of the worst films you've probably never even heard of, "Passion Play."
The plot: well really, there is none, but we will do what we can here. Washed up musician meets a hottie with a body (and a set of home-grown wings) at a desert carnival. We've all been to one of those right? Tries to make shady deal with Bill Murray as a mobster, then attempts to evade said mobster. This is marketed as film noir, but David Lynch you ain't.

This movie has it... well, not a lot, but what it does have, it has in spades. Actors way too good for this nonsense, shitty art shows, a tinfoil cubicle, desert ninjas and Fred Flintstone's dream house. The ladies discover our Netflix queues are not the same, we absolutely refuse to stay on topic, decide to start getting kicked out of places, whatever it takes, and enjoy an Enrique Iglesias sing along. There's talk of vaginal wings, hear Snowy not be able to use her words, The Doctor takes TMNT too far, enjoy our abject disgust at adults using baby voices and allow us to impress you as we establish ourselves as surgical experts. All this and so much more on this week's Reel Fun Times.
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1h 34min
May 04, 2021 Minisode 6: Bon Appetit
It's time for a minisode kids!

This week, on our bad movie podcast, we talk about... food. Look, it happens. You love food, we love food. Let's mix it up.

Let's keep it short and sweet. We open with a Bonaparte fun fact, move into what's happening in our lives, give homage to the magical fruit and go over our old school Burger King order!

We go on for too long about pasta, wonder where our Shitty Kitty sponsorship is and reminisce about our yearly Indian Christmas feast. All this and so much more on this week's Reel Fun Times!
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35min
April 27, 2021 Howard the Duck
It's Tuesday and we've got one radical episode for you. But guys, first, can we take a moment for our 25th review!! We were so stoked, we drank about it. Because we never do that...
So won't you come along with us on this roller coaster of emotion as we screen the very first of the Marvel films, "Howard the Duck."

The gist: humanoid duck gets transported to Earth via intergalactic pink sock. Befriends kind punk rock(light) singer, assimilates into Cleveland society and goes on a wild ride with said singer, scientist turned evil overlord and a museum janitor.

This movie has got everything we were not looking for; there's Caroline in the City, Principal Rooney, a hot tub sex dungeon, lacy gloves, road trips, sex knots, a singular awesome 80's explosion and is that Holly Robinson Pete?! We need to know who this movie is for, find out Snoelle is blessed with human emotion, angrily ask why can't the duck swim, The Doctor steps to George Lucas, we have a hunch about the beginnings of NWA, learn that evil overlords need their posse too, we can't wait to experience Joe Roma's Cajun Sushi, implore you to seek the reality in the film, throw in a few quack jokes and discover you're out of luck til you've gone duck. All this and so much more on this week's Reel Fun Times!
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1h 34min
April 20, 2021 Showgirls: Part 2
It's dazzling, it's exciting, it's VERY sexy...welcome to Showgirls: Part II.
We're picking up right where we left off only to discover Nomi is a flip-flopping, litter bug on her period.

But don't let that dissuade you, because the second act of this movie truly has it all. There's an aggressive yet jerky dance lesson, majorly queer overtones, lizard tongues, horny monkeys, cracker foreplay, some very entertaining Reel Fun Facts and we are forced to watch the wettest, cringiest, most, uh, vigorous game of Marco Polo ever played.

We find out Snowy is Miss Manners and The Doctor has more of a point and laugh vibe. We've got harsh words for Jessie Spano as she attempts to reach for the stars, Snoelle denies rumors of being a Las Vegas Showgirl Wizard, the Doctor laughs so hard she almost dies, Elvis returns and that kiss was just not it sis. We have all this and so much more, on this week's Reel Fun Times.
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1h 7min
April 13, 2021 Showgirls: Part 1
It's a special week because we have not one, but two RFT firsts for you! Our very first NC-17 movie AND we had so much to say we made it a two-parter. So grab your skimpiest movement clothes, some protection and a bottle of Cristal, because we are diving headfirst into "Showgirls!"
The plot - Nomi, an irritable young woman who doesn't know how to give a straight answer goes to Vegas to live her dream of being a showgirl. Everyone there is a coked out, lying, sex monster save one lovely soul named Molly. Nudity, pelvic thrusts and way too much laughter on our end ensues.

In this episode we explore our shame, or lack thereof, we ask "how do you like your porn," completely forget the word hitchhiking, and encourage Elizabeth Berkley to reach out to us. There is too much nakedness for The Doctor and she doesn't know where to look! There's Molly confusion, sooooo much anger walking, forget Joanie loves Chachi because Snowy loves Gina, we discuss the fan fiction we want to write, The Doctor's got quotes, this Bob Fossie guy is kind of a stalker and strip club buffets, yes or no? All this and so much more on this week's Reel Fun Times.
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1h 5min
April 07, 2021 Society
Let's be up front kids, this episode isn't acceptable or appropriate for well... anyone. But here we are, so let's dive right in.
From the director, Brian Yuzna, comes a twisted tale about a young man, born into society's upper echelons, but feels strangely out of place in his material world. Enter cringy, um, family moments, way too much suspicious activity, body contortions that would make Cirque de Soleil say "how did they do that" and it all culminates in a weird, sticky, death orgy straight from hell.
This movie has... well, too much really, but let's rip off that band aid, shall we? There's the grossest family we've seen in a while, a suspect psychologist, is it voodoo, a case of that's not a high school party, a gargantuan glam rock mom with a penchant for hair pulling, a beauty mark, the worst butt head joke we've heard in a while and Ted The Tycoon Ferguson. We're appalled, slightly offended and in desperate need of a better storyline. Snowy can't stop apologizing, the Doctor is really not into any of it and we both might puke. All this and so much more on this week's Reel Fun Times.
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1h 33min
March 30, 2021 Maximum Overdrive
This week we have our first Stephen King entry on the podcast, his directorial debut, "Maximum Overdrive." And well, to quote Rick James, cocaine is a hell of a drug...

To sum it up, a comet in our atmosphere causes electronics and machines to become sentient and bloodthirsty. Our movie focuses on a small group of befuddled survivors, trapped at a truck stop, attempting to outwit their big rig foes.

Guys, this movie did not disappoint. We've got a sweaty and sunburnt Emilio Estevez, multiple rounds of "that's a guy," panda talk and the we freak out like 5 year olds when we discover the movie is set in and actually shot in North Carolina. Boys are gross, this chick is a nut job, we are beyond confused (but maybe it's our fault), there's wrapping paper confusion, tasty nakedness, we learn that you do not say "make love" to Snowy and the Doctor becomes AC/DC's newest and biggest fan. All this and so much more on this week's Reel Fun Times.
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1h 37min
March 24, 2021 Minisode 5: Suspenders of Truth
It's minisode time kids! And this week the ladies get real loosey goosey (very on brand) with their approach and questions. We discuss a dirty Myrtle getaway, movie quote-ability, marmoset obsession, we come up with a new show, "Rock, Paper, Scissors: After Dark," channel Geraldo, The Doctor gets grossed out by slow, deliberate kisses and Snowy gets all Dean Cain on us. All this and so much more on this week's Reel Fun Times!
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34min
March 16, 2021 Leprechaun
Happy St. Patty's kids! Today we give you the golden nugget that started it all, 1993's "Leprechaun."

Starring Warwick Davis at his most menacing, a bright-eyed Jennifer Aniston, Kevin Bac's (you'll see), the bad guy from Pee Wee's Big Adventure and that precocious kid from everything in the late 80's.

A wee trickster is released from a decade long imprisonment much to the chagrin of our motley crew of a cast. Hilarity, lite gore, a rocky plot and some truly marvelous chase scenes ensue as our titular character tries to get back his precious gold.

This week we send the Crack team out to do some investigating and immediately regret our choices. There's fragile packages and competing plaids, we champion for a Warwick Davis lifetime achievement award, focus on the wrong things, talk Dan Quayle, Lucky Charms (just don't tell General Mills), we are reminded that it's a good thing Snowy doesn't have kids, debut our new website and discuss a new dating rule that has The Doctor checking ID's. All this and so much more on this week's Reel Fun Times.
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1h 20min
March 10, 2021 Battlefield Earth
This week we are recording by the riverfront to bring you the film, Battlefield Earth. Let us begin by saying, DO. NOT. WATCH. THIS. MOVIE. We have done all the heavy lifting here, so just come along for the ride, laugh with us and be glad you didn't suffer the way we suffered... SUFF-ERE-DUH.

Giant, dread locked, mega-crotched, never-met-a-toothbrush beings from the planet, Pyschlo, have taken over earth with one question in mind; where the gold at? A nonsensical storyline, too many Dutch angles, the term man-animal repeated almost 30 times and terrible acting from legitimately great actors combine to create the film the Razzies dubbed "The Worst Drama in 25 Years."

Even with its outrageous amount of downfalls, this movie still gives us a lot to discuss; the Midori-obsessed race of Psychlos, are there even Psych-ladies, Rats--it's what's for dinner, breath gas and zero profanity but neat substitutes like "knothead" and "what the crap?" There's a guy with three chins referred to as "your planetship," a learning machine, an interesting transition from sticks to warships, we try our hand at speaking man-animal, question their cake knowledge, read some awesome listener comments and make the giant elephant in the room as comfortable as possible. All this and so much more, on this week's Reel Fun Times.
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1h 27min

FAQs about Reel Fun Times:

How many episodes does Reel Fun Times have?

The podcast currently has 64 episodes available.