Have you ever wanted to be a porn star after watching your parents bang on film?  No!  Of course not! That's messed up.  But that's exactly what BUCKY LARSON: BORN TO BE A STAR is all about.  Following your dreams of banging on the big screen. 

What would you do if you could see two minutes into the future? I know I definitely wouldn't be doing a Las Vegas magic act like Nicolas Cage's character in this garbage movie NEXT. Nash Park, Darren Millar and I break down the logistics behind this garbage movie on this weeks episode. We also do a ton of Nicolas Cage impressions. It's a fun one.

What's up Reeltors??!!? Happy Sunday everyone. This week I'm joined, once again, by my very funny friend Jayden Worth to get PRIMAL with Nicolas Cage. This movie title was so misleading. This movie was basically CON-AIR on the water with Cyrus the Virus.

Happy Sunday Reeltors! This week I'm joined by the boys from "THE HIVE LIFE" on youtube. Steven and Pelé help me break down the inner workings of Robin Williams BICENTENNIAL MAN. A touching story of a robot becoming human, I didn't know what to expect but I definitely know that tears were not one of those things. You can find Steve and Pelé and the gang at www.youtube.com/thehivelife for vlog content from Vancouver Island.

This one was a pretty weak ass story with no explanation of magic or how the world of DUNGEONS & DRAGONS actually works.  This could have been so much better but Jeremy Irons' overacting just couldn't do it. 

Login for the thrill ride of 1995......wait.....oh shit....wrong movie? Aaaah shoot. Ok login for.....mediocrity? THE NET with Sandra Bullock was a showcase of 90s technology and anticlimactic chase scenes. Darren Millar joins me on this episode to break it down and get to the bottom of this online thriller.

It's not the Jackie Chan one let's get that out of the way right now.  This version of THE FOREIGNER had post prime Steven Seagal and no amount of slow motion could save this trainwreck of an action film.  

Have you ever wondered what would happen if all of your childhood comedy heroes were slapped together onto a set and Kevin James was asked to hang out with them?  You'd end up with GROWN UPS.  A movie with no offensive jokes, no stakes, no storyline, no fun.  

This movie is basically what happened on January 6th in Washington but with Channing Tatum and shittier special effects. WHITE HOUSE DOWN was a wannabe version of Die Hard. This movie was like Olympus has Fallen with a better looking lead actor. This movie was like okay I'll stop. It actually wasn't terrible but, it wasn't great either.

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This was supposed to be R rated.  They decided not to do that and we ended up with this PG rated piece of unrealistic shit.  How does no one question this dog when it talks?!?!?