Reel Garbage

Wow.  Wow oh wow.  This was the most hilarious shit movie we've reviewed so far.  I've never laughed this hard watching a bad movie in my life.  CATWOMAN was terrible, yet exciting.  We talk about what happens to gum when you swallow it, what happened to my beard, and paying your chewnion dues if you work in construction.  It was a good time.  Come on down and give it a listen.  

Yeah know what?  This movie held up.  I was expecting a heaping pile of cheesy trash but THE WIZARD was excellent.  Sure there was some cheese but it was better than I expected.  We also talk about other stuff, I really should make notes about the subjects but.....weed affects the memory apparently.  

Well here it is.  Kaity's worst pick so far. THE SNOWMAN was a boring slog through a garbage story.  What a piece of shit.  Ripping on it was fun at least so that made up for it. 

There was no dungeon, no siege, no tale.  In the Name of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale was a lie.  A horribly written lie.  According to Kaity it's my worst pick yet and I agree with her.  This movie was bad.  With the names it has in it you'd think it would be a banger but it most certainly is not.  The funny thing is is that they made sequels.  We'll probably review those later but for now have a listen to what we had to say about this abysmal piece of refuse.  

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Happy Sunday everyone! Today we were revisited by Jayden Worth to discuss his movie pick about flying rubber, FLUBBER.  This movie is astoundingly awful and goes against everything science stands for, but by god Robin Williams can act in anything.  

Find Jayden on instagram at jvic_esq and the podcast THIS COMIC HAS 22 MINUTES wherever you get your podcasts. 

On this episode of the podcast we're joined by young and talented aspiring filmmaker Nick Harvey to watch and discuss his short films IT WAKES and GOODNIGHT.  You can watch them yourself on Youtube by searching for TIMBER PRODUCTIONS or by watching the video episode we put up on our REEL GARBAGE Youtube page. 

Timber Productions -  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJ9PRJRysOnCtgRpwMup8LQ

Reel Garbage - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjMV1_l3eu_MHqjqsIy9Zig

It's Sunday and that means it's time for another episode of Reel Garbage.  GHOST SHIP sucked, plain and simple.  This movie was supposed to be something awesome until the director from 13 Ghosts got a hold of it and ruined it.  Come find out why. 

I watched this movie as an 11 year old boy countless times.  Watching it as an adult I need to ask my parents why on earth they let me watch CLIFFHANGER as a child.  This movie is violent, gory, full of swears, and still holds up 27 years later.  It had some plot holes but what die hard on a mountain style movie doesn't?

It's our 100th episode!! It's been a hell of a ride.  We decided to do a STAR WARS.  The best of the second set if you will.  STAR WARS Episode III is beloved by the both of us but I still had to attempt to poke holes in it.  

It's not the original, we wouldn't dare touch a masterpiece such as that.  This Michael Bay produced Megan Fox laden piece of CGI unbelievable(in a bad way) garbage though?  Oh heeeeeeeell yeah!  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles had potential for greatness but came off weak and disturbingly sexual when it came to that Michaelangelo douchebag.  I think we were goddamn hilarious though so that makes up for everything I just said.  Give it a listen!