Reel Garbage

Ever wondered what your favourite actors from the 80s and 90s are doing now?  They're doing trash movies that disappoint that's what!! This week Kaity and Jeff tortured themselves by watching SURVIVE THE NIGHT starring Chad Michael Murray and Bruce Willis, neither of them live up to their names. 

On this episode of the podcast we fight to understand what the hell is going on in this ridiculous movie written by none other than the great Jean-Claude Van Damme. Joined by Tyler Myers we reviewed LIONHEART. A cocaine fueled symphony backed champions tournament of a film this one left us wondering 'what the fuck just happened for the last ninety minutes?!'

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Have you ever wanted to see what a Dennis Rodman Jean Claude Van Damme buddy "cop" movie would be like? Well we can tell you that it's an absolute train wreck of an idea. DOUBLE TEAM was a complete air ball and should be put on the bench never to play again......this movie was chalk full of horrible basketball puns. So. Many. Basketball puns.

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This week Kaity and Jeff watch a se-pre-quel in the form of Alien V Predator. Get to the sooooffaaaa!! Travel to Antarctica with Lex, Sebastian, Weyland and many more people we never get to know on a first name basis. See them get in the middle of an age old battle, "Hunter" V "Serpent". Who ever wins we lose...an hour and 41 minutes of LIFE (another good pun haha)

Have you guys ever wanted a 'The Mummy' reunion? We've got Brendan Fraser, Arnold Vosloo, Kevin J. O'Connor and Stephen Sommers together again in GI JOE: Rise of Cobra. None of them share a scene together and we have no idea what's going on half of the time but here we are. Don't worry, if you watched the sequel(RETALIATION) with us this will be like a whole new movie because NONE OF THE SEQUEL CAST IS IN THIS ONE!!?!? So join us on this insanely action packed, too long, bloated ass confusing movie!

On this weeks episode of Reel Garbage, Jeff is home!! And there weren't any muthafuckin' snakes on his muthafuckin' plane. That's right! We revisit Julianna Marguliessss and Ssssamuel L. Jacksssson'ssssss pieccce of ssshit "adventure horror".

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The movie DOOM made the game look like a masterpiece of modern gaming technology.  Which it might be I'm not totally sure.  All I know is this movie was trash.  

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This movie was exactly what we expected.  An excellent follow up to an old classic, Bill & Ted Face the Music was a pleasant sequel which just makes ya smile.  Be excellent to each other dudes. 

We caught CABIN FEVER and the only prescription is to wipe this piece of shit from our memories.  Good grief what a horrendous movie.  Just awful.  There's no wonder it racked up a zero score.  We Reel Rated it ourselves though, tune in to see what we gave it. 

Two sociopaths carry a dead body around for the ladies.  Also known as 80s crossfit.  WEEKEND AT BERNIES was waaaaaay darker than I remember.