Reel Garbage

Jeff Speakman is THE PERFECT WEAPON.  He also rolls up his jacket sleeves, has fantastic luscious hair, and wears jeans that are almost too tight for a martial artist.  Will he defeat the Korean mafia?  Of course, they don't have guns.  

Pacific Rim Uprising is basically a recruitment video for the child transformer power ranger army.  Good god! Horrible dialogue, weak story with numerous plot holes but a decent performance from Charlie Day which made it watchable.  Check it out. 

John Travolta acted well.  Those words shouldn't go together but life is full of surprises.  GOTTI was on the chopping block this week and as confusing and convoluted as it was it wasn't the worst thing we've watched so far.  

It's Sunday and it's time for another one.  Anacondas Hunt for the Blood Orchid was a slithering snake orgy of horrible dialogue, bad acting, and shoddy CGI snakes.  Fun to review though, and we also discuss proper pronunciation of dragon names, tricking your teachers in school, and how much naked dwarf ass is enough. Check it out. 

For some reason I didn't think it took place in Tokyo.  This was the first random pull for Kaity out of the movie jar and it was a lot of fun to review.  Get it now where you get your podcasts.  

Video of episode available on Youtube tonight!

Oh Peter Jackson you crazy kiwi. I would've liked to be a fly on the wall while they were making this wild ass movie.  MEET THE FEEBLES was an all puppet cast doing very human things.  It wasn't bad, it was just different.  

Holy crap you guys.  This movie was insane.......ly bad.  GI RETALIATION was a sequel but also a soft reboot? A reboot of what?  The movie they made 4 years before in 2009?  Why?  It was confusing, it was exciting, it made Kaity wanna turn it off countless times.  But my goodness did we have so much fun recording this episode.  We talked about learning musical instruments during a pandemic.  The Rock's iron paradise flying gym, coworkers, and ripped asian dudes.  Check this one out. 

If you've ever wanted to see John Travolta go off the acting deep end and give his all well this might be the movie for you.  THE FANATIC was written and directed by Fred Durst.  Yeah you read that right.  Fred Durst made a movie and it was as bad as the majority of his music.  Gotta give him a little credit for Three Dollar Bill Y'all.  

I really hate technology today.  This is the third time I'm uploading this already.  D Railed can suck my dick after all this. 

On this quarantine episode of Reel Garbage we thought we'd pick some new trash for the chopping block and SONIC THE HEDGEHOG was kinda surprising.  It wasn't great, but it wasn't terrible.  It just left us with a ton of unanswered questions and a feeling of dread for the inevitable sequel.