I don't know why humans haven't learned that you don't make video games into movies.  It.  Never.  Works.  RAMPAGE is just another example of that.  Especially this game.  Ugh.  Enjoy another episode during these troubled times folks.  And all the other ones too! 

It's Sunday and you know what that means!! It's time for another episode of Reel Garbage and this time around we broke out the fine china, slapped on our 'Bama accents and sat down to review a classic 1997 Nicolas Cage flick "CON-AIR".  I know, I know, it's not a terrible movie, but it's also not a great movie either.  If you don't believe me then you'll just have to listen to what Jayden Worth and I had to say about it. 

I'm not even really clear on the original story of Pride and Prejudice.  Pride and Prejudice and Zombies had sophisticated monocle having ass zombies deciding that they still wanted to try and live normal lives instead of eat brains mindlessly.  If I turn into a zombie I'm definitely saying f$%$ regular life, pass the brains brah. 

Happy Sunday everyone!! It's time for another instalment of Reel Garbage and this one is a doozie.  We rounded out the month of February with a special guest, the producer of Comedy Smash the Carlton, Eliza Danvers.  We dove into the 1992 romantic comedy classic Death Becomes Her.  I need to take a writing class of something, I never know what to write in these things.  This is episode 91, I'm running out of ideas here people. 

So we took a quick break from rom coms yesterday and decided to drop acid and watch a Stone Cold Steve Austin movie instead.  The Condemned was at times hard to watch but it made for some great commentary.  

Quack attack is back Jack!  Mike Sauve came back for a Reel Garbage sequel with a......sequel.  D2 The Mighty Ducks was basically a recooked version of the original with bigger bad guys.  It was watchable, but not as good as the original. 

Well February is almost over, or at least it feels that way, and we've got some rom-com reviews for you this month.  We started off by combing through the netflix romantic comedy archives and found this steaming pile of budget James Bond bullshit to review just for you.  KILLERS was terrible and Ashton Kutcher's tanned abs and Katherine Heigl's resting bitch face didn't make it any better either.  

Well it's official.  Kaity now knows who Jean Claude Van Damme is.  We watched KNOCK OFF from 1998 to ease her into the JCVD world.  I think it was a good move. 

What happens when you mix Michael Bay with Ryan Reynolds and an R rating? This exciting ass action packed movie that's what.  6 Underground was surprisingly awesome in my opinion.  I hope they make many many more of these films because I'd watch them over and over again. 

This movie has it all.  Bad teenage acting.  Over dramatic and over emotional scenes galore.  And glittery vampires.  Twilight is so bad that it's almost good.  Almost.