Regular Features

It's a double-scripter! Log reprises the Diana movie, while Matt does a James Bond thing. Meanwhile, Gav showers us in awards and thick, syrupy liquids. Finally, Steve fails to get us sponsored by Audible.

It's a double-scripter! Log reprises the Diana movie, while Matt does a James Bond thing. Meanwhile, Gav showers us in awards and thick, syrupy liquids. Finally, Steve fails to get us sponsored by Audible.

It's a double-scripter! Log reprises the Diana movie, while Matt does a James Bond thing. Meanwhile, Gav showers us in awards and thick, syrupy liquids. Finally, Steve fails to get us sponsored by Audible.

Gav rounds off his adventures in spunking into bottles with a heartbreaking conclusion, Steve commits an even more grotesque act of masturbation, and Matt helps us all to relax. Log is there too.

Gav rounds off his adventures in spunking into bottles with a heartbreaking conclusion, Steve commits an even more grotesque act of masturbation, and Matt helps us all to relax. Log is there too.

Gav rounds off his adventures in spunking into bottles with a heartbreaking conclusion, Steve commits an even more grotesque act of masturbation, and Matt helps us all to relax. Log is there too.

Gav embarks on a six month mission to populate the world with heinous wee feckers, and Log discovers that Center Parcs is a place where you pick up some super cool facts and fungal infections.

Gav embarks on a six month mission to populate the world with heinous wee feckers, and Log discovers that Center Parcs is a place where you pick up some super cool facts and fungal infections.

Gav embarks on a six month mission to populate the world with heinous wee feckers, and Log discovers that Center Parcs is a place where you pick up some super cool facts and fungal infections.

Matt complains about the use of the official Regular Features Hangout, Log features in the dream of a reader, and Gav whips out some 19th Century sex