Relationsh!t Podcast

Got some sh!t to say?

How bout a round of applause?
Standin' ovation.


FIRST VERSE:

Married couple, Brady Stevens (@brady_stevens28) and Colton Stevens (@koltburk_20) are this week's #GayRelationshipGoals, for more than just a few reasons.  As a fellow interracial gay couple, Marko and Tony love and respect others that represent the community so well.  Brady and Colton have nothing but an intense love for one another, and this is  exactly why they are our highlight this week.  Follow them, like them, and make sure you tell them the Critelli's sent you!

CHORUS:

"But you put on quite a show
You really had me goin'
But now it's time to go
Curtains finally closin"

Are we all just playing a gay role?  Whether the GBF (gay best friend), fashionista, pop princess, bear, otter, or twink, gay culture would have us believe that if we don't fit into a category, we don't have a gay identity.  But, are we being true to ourselves or are we feeding into a gay stereotype?  This week, Marko and Tony dive into gay culture, how we all (sometimes) feed into identities the straights and the gays force upon us and how it effects our lives.  This is a topic you won't want to miss.

Mic.com:
https://mic.com/articles/111308/why-it-s-time-to-rename-the-gay-best-friend#.IjPci0CR7

SECOND VERSE:

The Critellis are joined this week, by friend of the podcast, Steven Lowe (@steeeeevn), as they discuss his 2018 dating life (and all the drama with that), his 2019 personal and relationship goals, and his hope for some semblance of normalcy, especially when it comes to his life balance and adding a partner to the mix.

BRIDGE:

A Texas couple is thinking about opening up there relationship and chose to touch base with Marko and Tony (the couple that has NO experience with open relationships lol).  The guys try to guide them (the best the know how) and encourage them to figure out their own open relationship rules, and whether or not it makes sense for them.  This week's Listener Shituation will be interesting, and if you have better advice, please write in!
 
 

Support the show

Sh!t | Leave us a voicemail with your relationship sh!tuation at (903) POD- SHIT. That’s (903) 763-7448. You can also fill out a Listener Sh!tuation on our website, podrelationshit.com, or email us at [email protected].

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Donate | Head over to patreon.com/podrelationshit and start donating today! Your donations will give you early access to the podcast, behind-the-scenes interviews with our weekly guests, and merchandise.

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Got some sh!t to say?

But, you see the colors in me like no one else
And behind your dark glasses you're
You're something else

FIRST VERSE:

This episode is brought to you by the letters L,O,V, and E, because we have nothing but LOVE for this week's #GayRelationshipGoals: Tanner and Fletcher (@for.the.love_of).  There is nothing better than young love and these guys are bursting with it; love for one another, love for fashion, and love for New York City.  We are so excited to highlight them on this week's show, so please follow them, fall in love with them, and don't forget to tell them the Critellis sent you.

CHORUS:

"You're really lovely
Underneath it all
You want to love me
Underneath it all
I'm really lucky
Underneath it all
You're really lovely"

Compatibility is so important, and so rare all at the same time.  If you really took a look at your relationship, are you and your partner 100% compatible?  If you're single and looking for a relationship, how important is it to be 100% compatible with your partner?  This week, Marko and Tony take a close look at their compatibility and stumble upon some harsh realities.  On this episode, they figure out how to make a relationship work, even if you and your partner are not compatible on paper.

SECOND VERSE:

He was so funny the first time, the guys just HAD to bring to him back again!  This week, Marko and Tony are joined by Jason Black (@jason_black5 on Twitter).  The fellas jump more into Jason's family life, social life, and figure out what his dating life is looking like, and why he is still single.  You won't want to miss this episode!

BRIDGE:

A lesbian couple in Mississippi is dealing with the fact that their co-workers are not comfortable with their married status and because of this, are now dealing with covert discrimination from alleged "friends".  Are they imagining this?  Or, is it really happening? Tune in to hear how Marko and Tony guide this couple in this week's Listener Shituation.
 

Support the show

Sh!t | Leave us a voicemail with your relationship sh!tuation at (903) POD- SHIT. That’s (903) 763-7448. You can also fill out a Listener Sh!tuation on our website, podrelationshit.com, or email us at [email protected].

Visit Us |www.podrelationshit.com for more Relationsh!t content and information about the podcast.

Donate | Head over to patreon.com/podrelationshit and start donating today! Your donations will give you early access to the podcast, behind-the-scenes interviews with our weekly guests, and merchandise.

Rate Us | Go to your favorite podcast directory and give Relationsh!t a 5-Star rating, and a fantastic review!

Follow Us | Instagram and Facebook: @podrelationshit

Got some sh!t to say?

It's time to give a damn
Let's work together come on, yeah

FIRST VERSE:

Who doesn’t want a partner that can benchpress them?!  This week, we are so excited to highlight newlyweds Rob Kearney (@worlds_strongest_gay) and Joey Aleixo (@worlds_gayest_strongman).  From the gym to the alter, and every place in between, these two love each other through and through, and that is why they are this week’s #GayRelationShipGoals.  Follow them, love them, and make sure you tell them the Critellis sent you!

CHORUS:

"With music by our side
To break the color lines
Let's work together
To improve our way of life"

Teamwork (allegedly) makes the dream work.  But is teamwork a given?  If you and your partner lack teamwork, is it possible to create it?  This week, Marko and Tony dive into the tense idea of working together, as one, within your relationship.  What can you do to make sure this group project that we call life, has everybody’s participation?

SECOND VERSE:

This week, the guys are joined by part-time pseudo-comedian, Jason Black (@jason_black5 on Twitter), as they sit down and talk about life, dating, and Popeye’s.  This is a conversation you won’t want to miss!

BRIDGE:

A listener has moved to a new city and is looking forward to dating.  Problem is: the dating scene is less than stellar and he is really bored.  How should he find his next great love, while living in a city that he isn’t in love with?  Join the guys as they try to solve this week’s Listener Situation!
 
 

Support the show

Sh!t | Leave us a voicemail with your relationship sh!tuation at (903) POD- SHIT. That’s (903) 763-7448. You can also fill out a Listener Sh!tuation on our website, podrelationshit.com, or email us at [email protected].

Visit Us |www.podrelationshit.com for more Relationsh!t content and information about the podcast.

Donate | Head over to patreon.com/podrelationshit and start donating today! Your donations will give you early access to the podcast, behind-the-scenes interviews with our weekly guests, and merchandise.

Rate Us | Go to your favorite podcast directory and give Relationsh!t a 5-Star rating, and a fantastic review!

Follow Us | Instagram and Facebook: @podrelationshit

Got some sh!t to say?

'Cause honey your soul can never grow old, it's evergreen
Baby your smile's forever in my mind and memory

FIRST VERSE:

Proud father and committed partner, Tom Ernsting (@tomdeanernsting) and his artist boyfriend, Andrew Serkin (@serkin) are this week's #GayRelationshipGoals for obvious reasons.  Not only are the guys smokin' hot individually, but they're smokin' hot together!  Proof that love exists at all ages, Tom and Andrew show us all what it means to be in love and incredible.  Follow them on Instagram and make sure you tell them the Critelli's sent you!

CHORUS:

"When my hair's all but gone and my memory fades
And the crowds don't remember my name
When my hands don't play the strings the same way, mm
I know you will still love me the same"

Planning for the future can be scary, and when you and your partner have been together for an extended amount of time, inevitable.  How do you effectively plan for your future and how do you gently broach the conversation (without scarring and scaring your partner)?  This week, Marko and Tony sit down to figure out what their future looks like and give guidance on how to have this conversation easier, with your partner.

SECOND VERSE:

Marko and Tony are joined, again, this week by Phonz Reyes (@phonznyc) as they talk more about Phonz's marriage to Melvin, adventures of raising Christopher, and the future of his dating life.  Make sure to join us for the second part of an incredible interview!  You won't want to miss this.

BRIDGE:

A later-in-life Listener writes in because her partner is not happy with her career and wants to shake things up.  Should she abandon her comforts and try something new?  Or, should she stick with what she knows and continue down a road she is no longer happy with?  Tune in for another great edition of our Listener Shituations!

Support the show

Sh!t | Leave us a voicemail with your relationship sh!tuation at (903) POD- SHIT. That’s (903) 763-7448. You can also fill out a Listener Sh!tuation on our website, podrelationshit.com, or email us at [email protected].

Visit Us |www.podrelationshit.com for more Relationsh!t content and information about the podcast.

Donate | Head over to patreon.com/podrelationshit and start donating today! Your donations will give you early access to the podcast, behind-the-scenes interviews with our weekly guests, and merchandise.

Rate Us | Go to your favorite podcast directory and give Relationsh!t a 5-Star rating, and a fantastic review!

Follow Us | Instagram and Facebook: @podrelationshit

Got some sh!t to say?

Oh, oh, oh
Sweet child o' mine

FIRST VERSE:

The cute-o-meter is off the charts with this week's couple: Journalist, Mike Del Moro (@mikedelmoro) and his boyfriend and future OB/GYN, Alec (@alec_vlahos).  The only thing better than a Ginger, is a Ginger in love - and Mike is truly in love with Alec, which is why they are this week's #GayRelationshipGoals.  Check them out, follow them, and let them know the Critellis sent you!

CHORUS:

"Where as a child I'd hide
And pray for the thunder
And the rain
To quietly pass me by"

(One of) the toughest choices for every gay couple, is deciding whether or not to have kids.  And, if children are in the cards, how does one proceed?  What route should be taken?  Surrogacy?  Adoption?  Turkey baster?  This week, Marko and Tony talk about babies and whether or not they plan to travel down that road.  Don't miss out on this very informative conversation!

SECOND VERSE:

An amazing conversation with Phonz Reyes (@phonznyc) gives Marko and Tony some insight on what it means to be a gay father and the ins and outs of the fostering and adoption process. In part one of this two-part conversation, Marko and Tony learn about Phonz's experience with his son Christopher, and solidify their decision to become parents.

BRIDGE:

Here's a question:
If you move in with your partner, should you automatically expect fidelity?  This week's Listener Situation introduces the Critellis to a guy that did just that, only to find out that his boyfriend has been sharing himself with quite a few others.  Tune in to see what guidance the Critelli's provide for this very unique situation. 
 
 

Support the show

Sh!t | Leave us a voicemail with your relationship sh!tuation at (903) POD- SHIT. That’s (903) 763-7448. You can also fill out a Listener Sh!tuation on our website, podrelationshit.com, or email us at [email protected].

Visit Us |www.podrelationshit.com for more Relationsh!t content and information about the podcast.

Donate | Head over to patreon.com/podrelationshit and start donating today! Your donations will give you early access to the podcast, behind-the-scenes interviews with our weekly guests, and merchandise.

Rate Us | Go to your favorite podcast directory and give Relationsh!t a 5-Star rating, and a fantastic review!

Follow Us | Instagram and Facebook: @podrelationshit

Got some sh!t to say?

I slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

FIRST VERSE:

After 5 years together and a few months of marriage, this week's #GayRelationshipGoals, Nick and Grant (@nickandgrant), won the hearts of the Marko and Tony, by just being themselves: loving and adorable towards one another.  If you want to be a part of their unmistakable joy and togetherness, follow them on IG and don't forget to tell them the Critelli's sent you!

CHORUS:

"Right now, he's probably
Dabbing on three dollars
Worth of that bathroom Polo.
Oh, and he don't know"

Cheating is never the right thing to do.  And having your partner cheat on you is about the worst feeling in the world.  But what leads an individual to cheat on their partner, and if they really love one another, is cheating the point of no return?  This week, Marko and Tony sit down and give their thoughts on the concept of cheating and learn new things about their cheating threshold.

SECOND VERSE:

Special guest, David, joins the guys to discuss his current dating status and the NYC dating climate.  In a Grindr, Scruff, Bumble, and Plenty of Fish-ful dating world, is it actually possible to find someone and have it turn into something (semi) serious?

BRIDGE:

Is it fair to expect fidelity if you and your (recently cohabitating) boyfriend have never talked about monogamy, and you've just found out that he's been feeling his oats all over the your city?  Marko and Tony touch base on their thoughts and try to give some guidance on this week's Listener Shituation.
 
 

Support the show

Sh!t | Leave us a voicemail with your relationship sh!tuation at (903) POD- SHIT. That’s (903) 763-7448. You can also fill out a Listener Sh!tuation on our website, podrelationshit.com, or email us at [email protected].

Visit Us |www.podrelationshit.com for more Relationsh!t content and information about the podcast.

Donate | Head over to patreon.com/podrelationshit and start donating today! Your donations will give you early access to the podcast, behind-the-scenes interviews with our weekly guests, and merchandise.

Rate Us | Go to your favorite podcast directory and give Relationsh!t a 5-Star rating, and a fantastic review!

Follow Us | Instagram and Facebook: @podrelationshit

Got some sh!t to say?

All the women, who are independent
Throw your hands up at me

FIRST VERSE:

What can we say ... we love a gay couple with a child!!
This week, our favorite couple is the adorable duo: James and Charlie (@papaanddaddy) and their daughter Charlie (of course).  Loving and attentive (and able to make time still to go to the gym), these guys could not be more incredible, which is why we are thrilled to highlight them as our #GayRelationshipGoals for the week.  Check them out, follow them, and make sure you let them know the Critelli's sent you!

CHORUS:

"Tell me how you feel about this
Who would I want if I would wanna live
I worked hard and sacrificed to get what I get
Ladies, it ain't easy being independent"

Being in a relationship is great, but losing yourself or your independence because of the relationship is a big "no no".  So, what happens when both partners are fiercely independent?  Does the relationship suffer?  Sit down with the guys, this week, as they discuss their individual independence and how to better navigate the ins and outs of maintaining it while in a committed relationship.

SECOND VERSE:

Another edition of "We Ain't Shit" has Marko, Tony, and friends of the podcast Erika (@_erikadoesbeauty_) and Steve (@steeeeevn) discussing dating "do's" and "don'ts".  What are the basic rules of dating and what did the group forget?  Chime in and tell us your list!

BRIDGE:

Is an open-door dump really a deal breaker?  This week's Listener Shituation brings us a gay male that is head-over-heels in love with his boyfriend, that is grossed out when his boyfriend uses the restroom with the door open.  Is this the end of romance or a sign of true intimacy?  The guys weigh in.
 
 

Support the show

Sh!t | Leave us a voicemail with your relationship sh!tuation at (903) POD- SHIT. That’s (903) 763-7448. You can also fill out a Listener Sh!tuation on our website, podrelationshit.com, or email us at [email protected].

Visit Us |www.podrelationshit.com for more Relationsh!t content and information about the podcast.

Donate | Head over to patreon.com/podrelationshit and start donating today! Your donations will give you early access to the podcast, behind-the-scenes interviews with our weekly guests, and merchandise.

Rate Us | Go to your favorite podcast directory and give Relationsh!t a 5-Star rating, and a fantastic review!

Follow Us | Instagram and Facebook: @podrelationshit

Got some sh!t to say?

Why is everything with you so complicated?
Why do you make it hard to love you?

FIRST VERSE:

There is nothing better than mature love, and the guys of (@thehouseofbroughton) are the true definition of love and happiness beyond your 20's.  Lawrence and Michael have been married since 2017 and have been the dictionary definition of #GayRelationshipGoals.  Follow them on IG and make sure to tell them the Critelli's sent you!

CHORUS:

"Sometimes I get you
Sometimes I don't understand
Sometimes I love you
Sometimes it's you I can't stand
Sometimes I wanna hug you
Sometimes I wanna push you away
Most times I wanna kiss you
Other times punch you in the face"

Disagreeing is a normal part of any relationship, but do you and your partner know how to do it in a productive way?  This week, Marko and Tony talk about the art of disagreeing in an effective manner.

SECOND VERSE:

As promised, we are joined (once again) with new friends and quick couple, Shawn (@muzishawn) and Wayne (@zj_thehuman).  The guys gather once again to dive even further into their relationship, moving in together, and trying to navigate life while managing their love for one another.

BRIDGE:

Are you out at work?  This week's Listener Shituation is from a guy that would like to be honest and out at work and needs some help with how to (appropriately and professionally) notify his co-workers.
 
 

Support the show

Sh!t | Leave us a voicemail with your relationship sh!tuation at (903) POD- SHIT. That’s (903) 763-7448. You can also fill out a Listener Sh!tuation on our website, podrelationshit.com, or email us at [email protected].

Visit Us |www.podrelationshit.com for more Relationsh!t content and information about the podcast.

Donate | Head over to patreon.com/podrelationshit and start donating today! Your donations will give you early access to the podcast, behind-the-scenes interviews with our weekly guests, and merchandise.

Rate Us | Go to your favorite podcast directory and give Relationsh!t a 5-Star rating, and a fantastic review!

Follow Us | Instagram and Facebook: @podrelationshit

Got some sh!t to say?

Made me learn a little bit faster, made my skin a little bit thicker.
Makes me that much smarter, so thanks for making me a fighter.


FIRST VERSE:

Check out this week's #GayRelationshipGoals, Nate (@natepkoch) and his boyfriend, Justin (@justinliesener) - our favorite gay relationship of the week!  Fall in love with them, the same way we did.

CHORUS:

"Never saw it coming, all of your backstabbing
Just so you could cash in on a good thing before I'd realize your game
I heard you're goin' round playin', the victim now
But don't even begin feeling I'm the one to blame
'Cause you dug your own grave"

This week, the Critelli's discuss the finer points of fighting properly...while demonstrating everything that you SHOULDN’T do in the process!!!

SECOND VERSE:

Marko and Tony are joined by new guest couple, Shawn (@muzishawn) and his boyfriend Wayne (@zj_thehuman) where the couples discuss the origins of their relationship and how the relationship is going, thus far.  Join their Meetup Group: NYC LGBT Couples, for more fun!

BRIDGE:

This week, the guys hear from a Listener that fears his boyfriend is slipping away, after divulging personal information and getting closer.  What should he do?  He loves his boyfriend but hates the distance.

Support the show

Sh!t | Leave us a voicemail with your relationship sh!tuation at (903) POD- SHIT. That’s (903) 763-7448. You can also fill out a Listener Sh!tuation on our website, podrelationshit.com, or email us at [email protected].

Visit Us |www.podrelationshit.com for more Relationsh!t content and information about the podcast.

Donate | Head over to patreon.com/podrelationshit and start donating today! Your donations will give you early access to the podcast, behind-the-scenes interviews with our weekly guests, and merchandise.

Rate Us | Go to your favorite podcast directory and give Relationsh!t a 5-Star rating, and a fantastic review!

Follow Us | Instagram and Facebook: @podrelationshit

Got some sh!t to say?

No one you can save that can't be saved
Nothing you can do, but you can learn how to be you in time
It's easy


FIRST VERSE:

If you're looking for more relationship inspiration, check out this week's #GayRelationshipGoals, JJ (@jj.nzuk) and his husband, Blake (@bjduffy1287)!  We love, LOVE from across the pond!

CHORUS:

"She love you, yeah, yeah, yeah
She love you, yeah, yeah, yeah"

This week, the Critelli's conclude their exploration of the question, “Is love all that you need?”  Let’s see how the guys continue to rate each other’s ability to succeed in the relationship.

SECOND VERSE:

Marko and Tony finish their interview with Michael Leedy (@metroventure) in this third installment—a first for the podcast!

BRIDGE:

This week’s sh!tuation is from a lesbian in North Carolina who thought that she and her partner agreed about not wanting children...but now she’s not so sure.

Support the show

Sh!t | Leave us a voicemail with your relationship sh!tuation at (903) POD- SHIT. That’s (903) 763-7448. You can also fill out a Listener Sh!tuation on our website, podrelationshit.com, or email us at [email protected].

Visit Us |www.podrelationshit.com for more Relationsh!t content and information about the podcast.

Donate | Head over to patreon.com/podrelationshit and start donating today! Your donations will give you early access to the podcast, behind-the-scenes interviews with our weekly guests, and merchandise.

Rate Us | Go to your favorite podcast directory and give Relationsh!t a 5-Star rating, and a fantastic review!

Follow Us | Instagram and Facebook: @podrelationshit