two poverty-stricken foreign devils, Senor Grytpype-Thynne and Count Moriarty, are watching TV in their chicken-run in a King's Cross back alley when Neddie Seagoon arrives to empty the gas meter. Seagoon, staggering under the weight of a sack bursting with coppers, foolishly accepts an offer to join them in a quarter-bottle of Maurice Ponk's doped apple-jack. While still reeling from the effects of this vicious carousal, he is introduced to Gladys Knees, a diaphanous spy and part-time dustwoman, who introduces him to sink further into the abyss of vice by partaking of a portion of heavily loaded smoked haddock. Before he lapses into unconsciousness, he overhears the mysterious Count Jim booking reservations for South America and realizes that he has become enmeshed in the plot to kidnap President Fred and relieve him of his historic portion of the International Christmas Pudding.

In this episode, a French flea causes an international incident when it bites Count Jim Moriarty of the French Court. Mr. Harry Seagoon Pepys, who is busy writing entries in his diary, identifies the flea as French, which could restore the broken international relations.

The plot revolves around the little Sussex hamlet of Milton Street, where word spreads among the villagers that the end of the world is at hand. Henry Crun, the village alchemist, sees a strange phenomenon through his telescope. On the night of January 11, 1801, the Long Man of Wilmington disappears, and darkness completely envelops East Milton for more than 50 hours. The villagers believe the sky has fallen, but Mistress Bannister, an old woman from Pevensey Marshes, knows better and had foreseen it all in her readings of the pitchblende

The £50 Cure" is an episode from "The Goon Show" that originally aired on February 23, 1959. This episode is the seventeenth and final show in the ninth series. Harry Secombe was absent for this show, and Kenneth Connor stood in for him.

The plot revolves around Kenneth Connor, who is suffering from "Advanced Poverty," a dreaded disease that, if unchecked, leads to bankruptcy and finally the Pauper's Krutt. The episode humorously explores the drastic medical measures taken to check this malignant malady, which would not be approved by the British Medical Association.

In this episode, Colonel Neddie Seagoon of the 4th Armoured Thunderboxes discovers a telegram that Major Bloodnok failed to show him in 1945, which states that World War II ended in August 1945. This comes as a shock because Seagoon and his regiment have been fighting the Imperial Japanese Army for the last 14 years.

The plot revolves around a council meeting in Bushey Spon, where the committee discusses a proposed lamp post that was first submitted in 1919.

In this episode, Grytpype-Thynne and Count Jim Moriarty come up with a scheme to sell the planet Earth. They manage to convince Neddie Seagoon that he has been appointed the Emperor of the Universe and send him on a mission to negotiate with alien planets.

In this episode, Major Bloodnok's latest invention—an anti-gas pill—leads to a wacky series of events. The story takes us on a wild adventure through the English countryside and features absurd characters and hilarious situations.

"The Dreaded Batter Pudding Hurler (of Bexhill-on-Sea)" is an episode from "The Goon Show," first broadcast on October 12, 1954. The plot is set in 1941 during the blackout on the English coast. Minnie Bannister is struck by a mysterious object, which turns out to be a batter pudding. Constable Neddie Seagoon investigates the case, discovering that 38 batter puddings have been hurled at Minnie over several months. The investigation leads Seagoon to an army camp, where he encounters various absurd characters and situations, including Lance-Private Eccles wearing a boot on his head.

young Ned Seagoon, who, driven to distraction by his humdrum life at the bank, decides to abscond with the contents of the strong room. With his pockets bulging with notes, he joins a banana boat sailing for the blue Mediterranean.