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This episode was previously released in 2021 but due to ghost or whatever it was deleted from the server.

This week Joe, Berni and James take you through the best film ever made, Irelands only Kung-Fu movie 1998's Fatal Deviation starring/written/produced/catering by James "Jimmy" Bennett. We find out how Irish locksmiths work, the perils of working in Londis and establish that one of Boyzone is an art thief.

Also James sings a song for you. 

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For some reason we are still doing time travel and this week we present to you the 2021 classic Our Dream Wedding starring Rachel Hendrix and a man made of wet cardboard.

Listen to hear all about Lancashire uncles, the benefits of tripe, the legality of kicking children and why this would be 100% better with Dean Stockwell in it.

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Its a brand new year and we are back with the same old nonsense. This week we take you though Pete Davidsons first ever movie, the 2014 classic School Dance with that little lad out of Role Models as well.

You will hear all about rapping grannies, powerful grape juice, naked cowboys and the fact that Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite is in this for some reason. It real bad!

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We are back with a bang after the festive break with an in depth review of the 2022 classic Meet Cute starring Kaley Cuoco and Peter Davidson (not that one) in a story of time travel, love and Indian food.

Listen to fin out about what childhood tastes like, fun old man music jokes and the ethical dilemma of doing a sex with yourself in the past.

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The festive season is truly upon on and in a kind of multiverse way that the kids like nowadays we have allowed the HoG regular hosts to meet with the grotty below stairs Last Orders boyz for a battle of wits, cunning and memory. It goes about as well as you'd expect. But its a good bit of fun and if you have listened to all the episodes you should be able to beat us. Its not that difficult because we are rubbish as it turns out.

HAPPY CHRISTMAS!

As always at this time of year we like to look out for others less fortunate then ourselves and as always our designated charity is Manchesters Wood Street Mission. We know times are hard for everyone but anything you can spare will make some kids Christmas just a little better.

https://www.woodstreetmission.org.uk/

As we also mentioned in this episode if you feel like you need someone to speak to over Christmas here are some numbers for UK Helplines. There is no shame in it, we all need help from time to time yeah?

Call: 116 123

Hopeline UK for children and young people under the age of 35 who are experiencing thoughts of suicide and anyone concerned that a young person could be thinking about suicide.

Call: 0800 068 4141

Call: 0800 58 58 58

A free confidential number you can text any time – day or night. Text SHOUT to 85258 to get text support

Call: 0300 330 0630

Open 10:00 – 22:00 every day

Visit: switchboard.lgbt

The Last Orders boys have grown weary of Christmas joy and have decided to revert to what we know best, Steve Barkett films. More specifically the 1982 classic "The Aftermath"

The heroic tale of one astronauts quest to defeat mutants and bad boys with only Dave Matthews and a child John Denver for help. Yeah, that is what happens.

You'll hear all about the best way to run away from things (in a circle), the sad death of Coconut Joe and his family, hot Penal Code Action, big hand disease and incorrect frying pan use for beginners!

As always at this time of year we like to look out for others less fortunate then ourselves and as always our designated charity is Manchesters Wood Street Mission. We know times are hard for everyone but anything you can spare will make some kids Christmas just a little better.

https://www.woodstreetmission.org.uk/

As we also mentioned in this episode if you feel like you need someone to speak to over Christmas here are some numbers for UK Helplines. There is no shame in it, we all need help from time to time yeah?

Call: 116 123

Hopeline UK for children and young people under the age of 35 who are experiencing thoughts of suicide and anyone concerned that a young person could be thinking about suicide.

Call: 0800 068 4141

Call: 0800 58 58 58

A free confidential number you can text any time – day or night. Text SHOUT to 85258 to get text support

Call: 0300 330 0630

Open 10:00 – 22:00 every day

Visit: switchboard.lgbt

The special day grows closer and to prepare for the return of our lord Santa we humbly present 2022's Christmas with You starring Aimee Garcia and your boy Freddie Prinze Jr in a suprisingly fun Netflix romp.

You'll hear about our lettuce themed restaurant, which google appliance is trying to murder us, the joys of yellow soup and how stinky do trousers have to get before its a problem.

As always at this time of year we like to look out for others less fortunate then ourselves and as always our designated charity is Manchesters Wood Street Mission. We know times are hard for everyone but anything you can spare will make some kids Christmas just a little better.

https://www.woodstreetmission.org.uk/

As we also mentioned in this episode if you feel like you need someone to speak to over Christmas here are some numbers for UK Helplines. There is no shame in it, we all need help from time to time yeah?

Call: 116 123

Hopeline UK for children and young people under the age of 35 who are experiencing thoughts of suicide and anyone concerned that a young person could be thinking about suicide.

Call: 0800 068 4141

Call: 0800 58 58 58

A free confidential number you can text any time – day or night. Text SHOUT to 85258 to get text support

Call: 0300 330 0630

Open 10:00 – 22:00 every day

Visit: switchboard.lgbt

Something different this week as we take you the the 2014 classic "Secret Past" aka A Christmas mystery starring Esme Bianco and Ryan Bittle as a journalist and a man who must work together to find out who has been sending cards to a dead mum. Its as dumb as that. Also John Ratzenberger is sort of in it.

You'll find out about early digital cameras, how not to make coffee, the dark world of Bennys Basement.com and how Sherlock could spot a pervert at 20 paces.

As always at this time of year we like to look out for others less fortunate then ourselves and as always our designated charity is Manchesters Wood Street Mission. We know times are hard for everyone but anything you can spare will make some kids Christmas just a little better.

https://www.woodstreetmission.org.uk/

We are ploughing through Christmas season now and this weeks episode, the stone cold 2015 classic "Merry Kissmas" only makes it better.

Starring Karissa Lee Staples and Brant Daugherty as a woman and a man who fall in love due to the mystical powers of an elevator. You will learn all about nutcrackers, our own preferred recipes for dog biscuits, why Raymond Romanos mother is on the register and what ballet actually is!

As always at this time of year we like to look out for others less fortunate then ourselves and as always our designated charity is Manchesters Wood Street Mission. We know times are hard for everyone but anything you can spare will make some kids Christmas just a little better.

https://www.woodstreetmission.org.uk/

Wow. This is a doozy.

Come with us as we discover what makes the best omelette, how to be a successful RoofCop and less David Caradine wanking jokes then you’d expect.