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We are back, back again with an in depth look at 2017's "Walking the Dog" a film described by some people as existing.

Revel in the in depth plot line about a bike path!

Gasp at the mysterious elderly gentleman suitor!

Be afraid as 90 minutes passes with NOTHING HAPPENING!

You'll also learn about suspicious mother/daughter relationships, how to run a business out of literally anywhere and why bicycles are for grown ups only.

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No new episode this week as Joe is on holiday as its his birthday, 25 again! But he wanted to leave you a little message of thanks and ask for your help in some issues close to his heart. 

If you can donate to any of these charities please do but understand you are under no obligation to by any stretch of the imagination ok. Your continued listenership is enough

The UK Sepsis Trust   

The Trussell Trust   

The Campaign Against Living Miserably 

Many thanks and we will see you next week with the usual avalanche of wet nonsense.

It's a hot hot day here at Hallmark of Greatness so why not open a cold beverage and listen as we review the 2012 classic Undercover Bridesmaid starring Brooke Burns and Justin Baldoni. Its basically Miss Congeniality but without Michael Caine.

You can learn all about karate kicks, exploding cakes, the worst bridal shower in existence and the real life Bang Bang Bart!

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Strap on your Mobile Units, check your S.P.O.T. and let us take you through the 1986 classic "Eliminators" as voted for by you, yes you. It stars Tasha Yar off of Star Trek TNG and some other people. Its a tale as old as time, a dead pilot is brought back as so Mandroid to travel through time to steal Roman shields for a bad guy. You know, the usual.

You will learn all about the latin for egg, the perils of boat explosions, how fire can shoot bullets at you, powder paints and most importantly NINJA SKILLS.

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Prepare dear listener for tale as old as time as we take you through 2015's Unleashing Mr. Darcy starring Cindy Busby and Ryan Paevey in a somewhat bizarre retelling of Jane Austens " Pride and Prejudice" but with more tiny dogs.

You will hear all about party etiquette, why nobody knows what lacrosse is, why dog shows are for idiots and why eveyones mother always run a bridal shop in these films.

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This weeks film of choice is the 1988 Godfrey Ho classic "NInja Strike Force" or more accurately "Three Very Different Films Cut Together: The Movie". For what he have here is a story about a young man trying to make his way in the world against a system that holds him down, a film about a bike factory/race and some ninjas fighting in the park.

You will learn all about church roof swords, terrible Australian accents, replaceable female leads, the second sexiest car wash ever and the perils of olde time diseases.

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With all the nonsense of Half-mas out of the way we return once more to the serene waters of regular Hallmark movies starting with 2016's Anything for Love starring Erika Christensen and Paul Greene.

You will learn about farty shoulders, wet meat food, the Crimes of Brandon, why women love their top half and why being a male nurse is apparently the worst thing in the world. Seriously they go on like hes Shipman or something.

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Joined by the ever lovely Planty we are also joined this week by the indomitable That Fking Guy to review 2000's "masterpiece" Dungeons & Dragons with Jermeys Iron and Little Jimmy Olson.

I dont really know what to say about this, plagued by technical issues and the fact the film is borderline unwatchable this is not the best epsidoe ever despite having one of the best line ups. So I understand if you want to skip it. 

But you should check out Deans stuff @thatfkingguy or the website Totalcultzone.com

Hes a really good guy

Rounding out Half-mas is the publicly voted for 2021's A Dickens of a Holiday! Yes, with an exclamation point, like that town Westward Ho!

Stupid.

You will learn all about sexy phone voices, terrible action sequences, nostalgia pies and how to be the best Scrooge you can be.

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Half-mas is in full effect as we present 2017's Snowmance for your approval.

Reccomended to us by Abbie Stabby (check out her art and twitch and all that) we offer you a humble story of a mad lass who wants to do deep kissing on a snowman.

Be prepared for fish jokes, sad snow angels, lady Dwight Schrute, snow nipples, sweeping zombies and Dean Popadopolis

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