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We are back dipping our toe into the world of '80s sword and sorcery this week with the classic Deathstalker. A film about a man who...stalks death? Not in a creepy 'stealing your underpants' type way but a scary stabbing way.

You'll hear all about reusable wax heads, the perils of jogging, houses made of wigs, strange boy-men, how to walk about boobily and a concise history of UK shot putt legend Geoff Capes!

Mark is walking 1 million steps over the next 3 months to raise money for Diabetes UK. We never ask you for money for the podcast but if you wanna donate some money to a charity then hit up

https://step.diabetes.org.uk/fundraising/mark868

and make him suffer!

Its Joes birthday week and hes very very tired. So please enjoy this yeah?

This week we take you through the 2017 film Land Shark starring people who have never done acting before, a man who has never done special effects before and some of the best free music a scoundrel can steal.

You'll hear all about correct shark maintenance, the infernal beep machine, hoovers and the best quiz you will ever hear about our terrifying aquatic friends.

The Higgens fam are back after illness, dogs and just a general sense of ennui to bring you the hottest film of 2021 starring Rhiannon Fish, the classic For the Love of Choclate.

Imagine that other film we did a while back about bathbombs yeah. Its that but with chocolate. I don't kno what to tell you really. Sorry?

We finish our Half-Christmas special with the heart-warming classic Alone for Christmas or Bone Alone as its also known. The simple story of Home Alone but with talking dogs in it. None of them do a funky rap either which is a missed opportunity if you ask me.

You will find out about, Toy Story Kart Racing, the most highbrow joke we've ever made, the most low broke joke we ever made, dog escape plans, Hollyoaks and our new found love for Jonathan Nation!

Mark is walking 1 million steps over the next 3 months to raise money for Diabetes UK. We never ask you for money for the podcast but if you wanna donate some money to a charity then hit up

https://step.diabetes.org.uk/fundraising/mark868

The end is in sight as we lurch towards the end of Half Chistmas with the 2013 classic Christmas Bounty starring The Miz out of wrestling and some other people.

You will hear all about Nativity based smugness, dubious wrestling knowledge, Tory party rage, Joes takeaway order, chocolate based jokes for no one and a whole lot of Christmas innuendo.

Mark is walking 1 million steps over the next 3 months to raise money for Diabetes UK. We never ask you for money for the podcast but if you wanna donate some money to a charity then hit up

https://step.diabetes.org.uk/fundraising/mark868

and make him suffer!

Its hotter then a vindaloo eating contest near the mouth of an active volcano but we plough on foolishly with this weeks Junemas offering, Journey Back to Christmas from 2016. The story of a nurse hurled through time in her special "Time-Shed" to find out what the real meaning of Christmas is or something.

Honestly folks, it was so warm that our hearts were not really in this but there are still some good jokes and that.

Mark is walking 1 million steps over the next 3 months to raise money for Diabetes UK. We never ask you for money for the podcast but if you wanna donate some money to a charity then hit up

https://step.diabetes.org.uk/fundraising/mark868

And James is running 10km for Mind, which I think we can all agree is a great cause so give him a few bob if you can too yeah

https://t.co/jIErImGWYo

Rolling merrily into Junemas, Joe and Mark take you through the 2006 remake of Black Xmas, a Christmas horror film starring our favourite Lacey Chabert as girl 3 and Buffys sister as girl 5. They may have names, we didn't bother to find out.

You'll hear all about Cilla Blacks Comeback Special, fake southerners, Chekhovs Unicorn, fake ovens, polyphonic ringtones and Mark crams in a Thatcher reference in record time!

Also Mark is walking 1 million steps over the next 3 months to raise money for Diabetes UK. We never ask you for money for the podcast but if you wanna donate some money to a charity then hit up

https://step.diabetes.org.uk/fundraising/mark868

and make him suffer!

With Junemas being upon us once again, we here at Hallmark of Greatness want to take your hand and lead you through a Winter Wonderland. And with that in mind we present the 2021 classic A Christmas to Savour starring Britt Irvins fringe and a sans glasses Zach Roerig. Its a classic Christmas story, like Scrooge but instead of being a mean spirited old grouch, Scarlett is an annoying chef lady who says things like "more Basil" and "Ribeye? hmmm".

You'll hear all about maple syrup reunions, meringue horror, acorn abuse and meet a lovely man named after a hat.

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We joined this week by lovely Tom to ponder the question If you were a bad-ass renegade out for revenge, what would your animal companion of choice be? In this weeks episode, the 1990 classic The Final Alliance we find out the David Hasselhoffs would be a cougar, that does nothing!

We also find out about the worst karate ever, so much about motorbike gangs, how to confuse a ferret and The Hoffs Hand Shandy.

You can find Tom playing guitar/being awesome over at Spillage on instagram so go do that yeah?

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