Its hotter then a vindaloo eating contest near the mouth of an active volcano but we plough on foolishly with this weeks Junemas offering, Journey Back to Christmas from 2016. The story of a nurse hurled through time in her special "Time-Shed" to find out what the real meaning of Christmas is or something.

Honestly folks, it was so warm that our hearts were not really in this but there are still some good jokes and that.

Mark is walking 1 million steps over the next 3 months to raise money for Diabetes UK. We never ask you for money for the podcast but if you wanna donate some money to a charity then hit up

https://step.diabetes.org.uk/fundraising/mark868

And James is running 10km for Mind, which I think we can all agree is a great cause so give him a few bob if you can too yeah

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Rolling merrily into Junemas, Joe and Mark take you through the 2006 remake of Black Xmas, a Christmas horror film starring our favourite Lacey Chabert as girl 3 and Buffys sister as girl 5. They may have names, we didn't bother to find out.

You'll hear all about Cilla Blacks Comeback Special, fake southerners, Chekhovs Unicorn, fake ovens, polyphonic ringtones and Mark crams in a Thatcher reference in record time!

Also Mark is walking 1 million steps over the next 3 months to raise money for Diabetes UK. We never ask you for money for the podcast but if you wanna donate some money to a charity then hit up

https://step.diabetes.org.uk/fundraising/mark868

and make him suffer!

With Junemas being upon us once again, we here at Hallmark of Greatness want to take your hand and lead you through a Winter Wonderland. And with that in mind we present the 2021 classic A Christmas to Savour starring Britt Irvins fringe and a sans glasses Zach Roerig. Its a classic Christmas story, like Scrooge but instead of being a mean spirited old grouch, Scarlett is an annoying chef lady who says things like "more Basil" and "Ribeye? hmmm".

You'll hear all about maple syrup reunions, meringue horror, acorn abuse and meet a lovely man named after a hat.

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We joined this week by lovely Tom to ponder the question If you were a bad-ass renegade out for revenge, what would your animal companion of choice be? In this weeks episode, the 1990 classic The Final Alliance we find out the David Hasselhoffs would be a cougar, that does nothing!

We also find out about the worst karate ever, so much about motorbike gangs, how to confuse a ferret and The Hoffs Hand Shandy.

You can find Tom playing guitar/being awesome over at Spillage on instagram so go do that yeah?

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After another brief break we are back with the stone cold 2022 classic Love Afloat. Yeah, me neither. Its the age old tale of a woman, a man, a boat and a big pan of fish.

Honestly I have no idea, I watched it three times and fell asleep each time so some of the review may not 100% accurate.

We will try and do better I promise

Hold on to your CB radio and neck that bottle of bennies as we smash headlong into the 1996 classic "Space Truckers" starring Dennis Hopper, Norm (again) and Poochie in a tale that is as insane as it is powerful.

You will learn all about how you can take short cuts in space, hotdog etiquette, robot dongs, the sad death of Quedge, geometric porcines and the many many deaths of Charles Dance!

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A two man booth this week takes you through the 2022 classic A Slice of Chicago Romance, which is supposed to be like Romeo and Juliet but if Shakespeare was kicked in the head by a horse that was also simple.

You will hear about the worst kind of pizza ever, balloon hilarity, the return of Tony Meatballs and more unlocked memories from the Higgens archive.

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A hot steaming slice of Italian exploitation for you this week in the form of 1982's 1990: Bronx Warriors, a film so insane no man can fathom what the hell is happening.

You'll hear all about the worst gang to be in, the peril of holes, how to spot a peg leg at a distance, why you should never canoodle in a stairwell and we ask the question "how much force does it take to push wood into a man?"

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The Power Triangle is back as we take you through the 1984 classic Dreamscape starring Dennis Quaid, Captain Von Trapp and Cory 'Bumper' Yothers in a movie about dream manipulation, sexy trains and the obligatory dirt bike chase.

You'll also find out about Joes dream job, the worst dream ever, a delicious sandwich, some hot sax action and the perils of horse racing celtic folk punk bands.

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This week we are joined by John from Dammit Vince to take you through the 2021 classic Love, Bubbles, and Crystal Cove.

Its about bath bombs, bad dads and bartering. You will learn all about how Joe washes his hair, Johns willingness to explode all bathtubs, how much smell is too much smell, the only occupations that require waistcoats and Bernis inability to tell the difference between any film ever!

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