Pat is back from vacation and tells a story about how he got a ticket for driving 86 mph in a 70. The University of Texas, Oklahoma, and other college football teams are reportedly attempting to switch conferences. President Biden is heckled at a campaign event and mocks Trump rallies. Joe Biden bizarrely pinched an 8-year-old’s nipple, and she recently spoke out to prove it. Dallas Democrats in trouble for sending care packages to 58 super-spreading Democrats who fled the Texas Legislature. Speaking of them, some of them have already returned to Austin to work, and Gov. Abbott hasn’t had to “arrest” anyone yet. Hey, it still applies like it always has, if you’re feeling sick, STAY HOME! WH press secretary Jen Psaki is still avoiding the good questions, except this time, she is asking the reporter why she needs that information. I don’t know, maybe because she is a reporter trying to report the news to the American people?! A video shows Tucker Carlson being confronted by an idiot while enjoying time off in Montana. Team USA men’s basketball team has now lost 3 of 4 this summer after losing to France in its Olympic debut over the weekend. Speaking of basketball and the Olympics, there is a video of an actual robot making 3-point shots and half-court shots. It is true: People in the military will be dishonorably discharged for not getting vaccinated by Sept. 1.

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