ITSF EPISODE 378

MAGA Ivy, Minecraft, and McGregor LIVE AND IN PUBLIC, IF YOU WILL on this week's episode of IF THE SHOES FIT, a show where we solve salacious situations by stepping into the shoes of the shaken...the chagrined...the kerfuffed!

I’m your host Alexei Auld, author of 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration: A Snappy Guide for Creative Procrastinators, and joining me is guest John Nash from Hey Not The Face Podcast. Collectively the Puncholes.

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Step into the shoes of an Entertainment Industry Insider. Conor McGregor’s Greenback Records signed a TIK TOK girls group Sweet Love, who some are comparing to the Spice Girls. MysticMac’s predicting Grammys and Hollywood in their FUTURE, but given his PAST, how would you advise them and his label about navigating the Music Industry, Hollywood, and Concor McGregor, live and in public, if you will?

Step into the shoes of TKO. Combat sports made money off tribal tensions. Last weekend, people who hate Nazis and couldn’t name a single UFC champ still tuned in to watch Hitler fanboy Bryce Mitchell get choked out—right in front of Trump. With the former President cage-side and the country tearing itself in half, is it time to start trumping up more fringe fighters to turn polarization into pay-per-view profits, live and in public, if you will?

Step into the shoes of a Movie Theater Owner. You COMPLAINED about the lack of pandemic patrons. Then you WHINED about streaming’s effect on your business and the NEED to get butts in your seats. Now that kids are CRAZY over the Minecraft movie, you’re calling the cops on them when they’re ENJOYING the movie. Why can’t you just embrace this Rocky Horror Picture Show Movement for kids who actually LIKE going to your theater, instead of SCARING and SHAMING them to stay home, live and in public, if you will?

Step into the shoes of Columbia University. Three weeks ago, you sold your soul when President Trump shook you down. When faced with the same threat, Harvard REJECTED the offer, and by doing so have AMPLIFIED your COWARDICE. Instead of growing a SPINE, should you EMBRACE your BOOTLICKING to the fullest and become the first MAGA IVY, live and in public, if you will?

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