ITSF EPISODE 376

Carlos Watson Commutation Reaction, Elon Baby Mama Drama, and No Love for Kid Rock LIVE AND IN PUBLIC, IF YOU WILL on this week's episode of IF THE SHOES FIT, a show where we solve salacious situations by stepping into the shoes of the shaken...the chagrined...the kerfuffed!

I’m your host Alexei Auld, author of 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration: A Snappy Guide for Creative Procrastinators, and joining me are guests John Nash from Hey Not The Face Podcast and Eugene S Robinson, author of the memoir, “A Walk Across Dirty Water and Straight Into Murderer's Row”. Collectively the Puncholes.

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Step into the shoes of Carlos Watson. President Trump COMMUTED your prison sentence for conspiracy to commit securities fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud and aggravated identity theft. Is your next act to enjoy your FREEDOM as a private citizen or is it time to hitch your wagon on the TRUMP TRAIN, live and in public, if you will?

Step into the shoes of Elon Musk. You’re paying one of your baby mama’s TWO POINT FIVE MILLION DOLLARS on top of FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS A YEAR. And how does she SHOW GRATITUDE? HOCKING HER TESLA and claiming POVERTY! Walk us through how to prevent your baby mama from raising a BOY NAMED SUE looking to END YOU, live and in public, if you will!

Step into the shoes of Kid Rock. You convinced our President to help your fellow musicians to CURB ticket scalping, PROMOTE FAIR PRICING, and DIRECT SALES to the FANS to FIGHT resale ticket INFLATION. And how did AMERICA RESPOND? RIDICULING YOU and your PATRIOTIC CLOTHING. How do you put some RESPEC on YOUR NAME, live and in public, if you will?

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ITSF EPISODE #375

Cain Velasquez and Secret Signal Call, LIVE AND IN PUBLIC, IF YOU WILL on this week's episode of IF THE SHOES FIT, a show where we solve salacious situations by stepping into the shoes of the shaken...the chagrined...the kerfuffed!

I’m your host Alexei Auld, author of 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration: A Snappy Guide for Creative Procrastinators, and joining me are guests Ricky Mujica and Eugene S Robinson, author of the memoir, “A Walk Across Dirty Water and Straight Into Murderer's Row”. Collectively the Puncholes.

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Step into the shoes of anyone in the Cain Velasquez Business. How should you handle Cain Velasquez’ business and legacy in wake of his five year sentence for attempted murder, live and in public, if you will?

Step into the shoes of Anybody in the Top Trump Official Signal Chat. The ACCIDENTAL addition of Atlantic editor Jeffrey Goldberg to YOUR TOP SECRET, INVITATION ONLY Signal chat about ATTACKING YEMEN is not only raising QUESTIONS about your COMPETENCY, it could result in INVESTIGATIONS and CONSEQUENCES for you and your fellow participants. So walk us through how you plan to PROTECT YOUR NECK from Congress and the QUEENS GUY who is our PRESIDENT and YOUR BOSS, live and in public, if you will!

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ITSF EPISODE 374

Martin v McGregor and Bill Burr Aura, LIVE AND IN PUBLIC, IF YOU WILL on this week's episode of IF THE SHOES FIT, a show where we solve salacious situations by stepping into the shoes of the shaken...the chagrined...the kerfuffed!

I’m your host Alexei Auld, author of 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration: A Snappy Guide for Creative Procrastinators, and joining me are guests John Nash from Hey Not The Face Podcast and Eugene S Robinson, author of the memoir, “A Walk Across Dirty Water and Straight Into Murderer's Row”. Collectively the Puncholes.

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Step into the shoes of the Irish Prime Minister Martin. Conor McGregor spent St. Patrick’s Day at the White House with Trump, declaring “Ireland is losing its Irishness.” You clapped back, calling him “wrong,” to which McGregor fired back, “I could throw many jabs at him—handily.”

Meanwhile, Dropkick Murphys went viral for calling Elon Musk, calling him a “scumbag” on stage. Should you A) Reaffirm that ‘real Irishness’ isn’t measured by White House visits, B) Offer Dropkick Murphys honorary Irish citizenship, or C) Let McGregor’s next headline do the work for you, live and in public, if you will?

Step into the shoes of the Democratic Party. Bill Burr promoted his Hulu special railing against your spinelessness around the same time your members BLASTED your Senate leader Chuck Shumer for not standing up against Trump. How can you harness this spring of discontent to your favor, live and in public, if you will?

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ITSF EPISODE 373

Should the UFC Sign Andrew Tate, LIVE AND IN PUBLIC, IF YOU WILL on this week's episode of IF THE SHOES FIT, a show where we solve salacious situations by stepping into the shoes of the shaken...the chagrined...the kerfuffed!

I’m your host Alexei Auld, author of 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration: A Snappy Guide for Creative Procrastinators, and joining me are guests John Nash from Hey Not The Face Podcast and Eugene S Robinson, author of the memoir, “A Walk Across Dirty Water and Straight Into Murderer's Row”. Collectively the Puncholes.

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Step into the shoes of the UFC. Was OOF-SEE President Dana White cozying up to accessed trafficker and retired kickboxer Andrew Tate about image rehab, MMAARP, or bald brotherhood unity, live and in public, if you will?

Step into the shoes of Disney. If you’re hosting your red carpet Hollywood SNOW WHITE premiere without media outlet interviews to AVOID both sides of the Gaza CONFLICT, MAGA, Peter Dinklage, Snow White STANS, and INCELS, what’s the point of HOSTING your red carpet Hollywood SNOW WHITE premiere, live and in public, if you will?

Step into the shoes of President Trump. How can you get your followers to join the Tesla cult without becoming EV evangelists, live and in public, if you will?

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ITSF EPISODE #372

Should Zelenskyy Challenge JD Vance to a 'Power Slap' Duel?, LIVE AND IN PUBLIC, IF YOU WILL on this week's episode of IF THE SHOES FIT, a show where we solve salacious situations by stepping into the shoes of the shaken...the chagrined...the kerfuffed!

I’m your host Alexei Auld, author of 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration: A Snappy Guide for Creative Procrastinators, and joining me are guests John Nash from Hey Not The Face Podcast and Eugene S Robinson, author of the memoir, “A Walk Across Dirty Water and Straight Into Murderer's Row”. Collectively the Puncholes.

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Step into the shoes of President Zelenskyy. After getting HUMBLED by President Trump, Vice President Vance and Majorie Taylor Greene’s BOYFRIEND, should you challenge JD Vance to a 'Power Slap' duel, live and in public, if you will?

Step into the shoes of the Democratic Party. Instead of Bill Burr, you got Stephen A. Smith angling as the voice of the voiceless. Instead of Tom Hanks, you got Andrew Cuomo talking about MAKING NEW YORK GREAT AGAIN. Are either of these guys worthwhile OPTIONS as potential Presidential candidates, live and in public, if you will?

Step into the shoes of Pam Bondi. Good people, on BOTH SIDES, are FLUMMOXED over your surprise release of the Epstein Files at an influencer event…without even notifying the White House. Walk us through your plans for making amends, live and in public, if you will!

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Emilia Pérez, Disgruntled Dems, and Oh Canada, LIVE AND IN PUBLIC, IF YOU WILL on this week's episode of IF THE SHOES FIT, a show where we solve salacious situations by stepping into the shoes of the shaken...the chagrined...the kerfuffed!

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ITSF EPISODE #367

Bill Gates and Trump’s Royal Rumble, LIVE AND IN PUBLIC, IF YOU WILL on this week's episode of IF THE SHOES FIT, a show where we solve salacious situations by stepping into the shoes of the shaken...the chagrined...the kerfuffed!

I’m your host Alexei Auld, author of 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration: A Snappy Guide for Creative Procrastinators, and joining me are guests Marty G. and Eugene S Robinson, author of the memoir, “A Walk Across Dirty Water and Straight Into Murderer's Row”. Collectively the Puncholes.

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Step into the shoes of Bill Gates. Walk us through WHY you are LAMENTING about losing your woman and spending time with Jeffrey Epstein NOW, of all times, live and in public, if you will?

Step into the shoes of a Big Tent Republican. Your COALITION to Make America Great Again is BIGGER during a SECOND Trump Term than it was during the FIRST Trump Term. But it hasn’t been a month, and your big tent is starting to look more like a WWE ring. Should we host a group therapy session with Dr. Phil as the moderator, or just set up a STEEL CAGE and let them sort it out WrestleMania-style, live and in public, if you will?

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