If The Shoes Fit

ITSF EPISODE #355

WEEK OF PR PERIL, LIVE AND IN PUBLIC, IF YOU WILL on this week's episode of IF THE SHOES FIT, a show where we solve salacious situations by stepping into the shoes of the shaken...the chagrined...the kerfuffed!

I’m your host Alexei Auld, author of 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration: A Snappy Guide for Creative Procrastinators, and joining me are guests John Nash from Hey Not The Face Podcast and Eugene S Robinson, author of the memoir, “A Walk Across Dirty Water and Straight Into Murderer's Row”. Collectively the Puncholes.

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Step into the shoes of the Washington Post. You’ve lost TEN PERCENT of your subscribers days after your boss ORDERED YOU to not endorse ANYBODY in the U.S. Presidential Election. If Democracy dies in darkness, walk us through your plans for re-igniting your FIRE, live and in public, if you will!

Step into the shoes of DraftKings. Your brand ambassador made racist jokes at Donald Trump’s campaign rally at Madison Square Garden that even offended the Trump campaign. A source told Front Office Sports that you’re “evaluating” his ambassadorship. Walk us through what you’re evaluating. live and in public,, if you will.

Step into the shoes of Joe Rogan. Kamala Harris’ campaign wants YOU to come to HER and limit your interview to ONE HOUR. Walk us through the pros and cons of accepting the requests, live and in public, if you will.

Step into the shoes of a Public Facing U.S. Company. You have employees with multiple political positions. Some positions match your public branding, others don’t. You have customers with multiple political positions. Some positions match your public branding, others don’t. With the U.S. Presidential Election next week, SOME COMPANIES are engaging BRAND DAMAGING activities to hedge their bets while ALIENATING employees and customers. Walk us through your plan for navigating this PERILOUS PR PLANK, live and in public, if you will.

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ITSF EPISODE #354

J. Lo VMA Assault Allegations, LIVE AND IN PUBLIC, IF YOU WILL on this week's episode of IF THE SHOES FIT, a show where we solve salacious situations by stepping into the shoes of the shaken...the chagrined...the kerfuffed!

I’m your host Alexei Auld, author of 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration: A Snappy Guide for Creative Procrastinators, and joining me are guests John Nash from Hey Not The Face Podcast and Eugene S Robinson, author of the memoir, “A Walk Across Dirty Water and Straight Into Murderer's Row”. Collectively the Puncholes.

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Step into the shoes of Jennifer Lopez. You were Diddy’s girlfriend during the time a woman claims she was an underage victim of Diddy….at the MTV Video Music Awards afterparty. She claims a female celebrity watched as he criminally assaulted her. Now people are WATCHING YOU for your response. Walk us through your plan to reply or deny, live and in public, if you will?

Step into the shoes of a Professional Athlete. Another Diddy lawsuit says you saved him from Diddy at a party two years ago. Is it time to let the world know your secret identity, live and in public,, if you will?

Step into the shoes of Merrick Garland. Elon Musk’s offering $1 million every day until the election to a registered Pennsylvania voter is ILLEGAL….if you choose to pursue. Will you, live and in public, if you will?

Step into the shoes of a Fast Food Chain. Do you offer Kamala Harris or Donald Trump a turn to flip your burgers in wake of the press from Trump’s try at serving fries, or are you not LOVING IT, live and in public, if you will?

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REGULAR FEATURE: GRIFTER’S DELIGHT

REGULAR FEATURE: MISTYAF

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ITSF EPISODE #353

Macy’s Ghost of Diddy Past and Joe Rogan Presidential Podcast, LIVE AND IN PUBLIC, IF YOU WILL on this week's episode of IF THE SHOES FIT, a show where we solve salacious situations by stepping into the shoes of the shaken...the chagrined...the kerfuffed!

I’m your host Alexei Auld, author of 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration: A Snappy Guide for Creative Procrastinators, and joining me are guests John Nash from Hey Not The Face Podcast and Eugene S Robinson, author of the memoir, “A Walk Across Dirty Water and Straight Into Murderer's Row”. Collectively the Puncholes.

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Step into the shoes of Macy’s. You made over half a billion dollars exclusively selling Diddy’s Sean John brand and featured Diddy in numerous commercials and live events. At your flagship store in New York, a man was allegedly assaulted by Diddy and fired after reporting the crime to your company. How do you manage this sixteen year old mess, live and in public, if you will?

Step into the shoes of Joe Rogan. With both US Presidential Candidates competing to be guests on your podcast, is it good for your brand to bring them in and if so, how will you make it a podcast to remember, live and in public,, if you will?

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REGULAR FEATURE: MISTYAF

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ITSF EPISODE #352

Hurricane Milton Bradley, Justin Bieber, UFC Fighter Letters, LIVE AND IN PUBLIC, IF YOU WILL on this week's episode of IF THE SHOES FIT, a show where we solve salacious situations by stepping into the shoes of the shaken...the chagrined...the kerfuffed!

I’m your host Alexei Auld, author of 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration: A Snappy Guide for Creative Procrastinators, and joining me are guests John Nash from Hey Not The Face Podcast and Eugene S Robinson, author of the memoir, “A Walk Across Dirty Water and Straight Into Murderer's Row”. Collectively the Puncholes.

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Step into the shoes of Justin Bieber. Someone’s peddling a Diddy tape with an unnamed celebrity, and fingers are pointing at YOU. How do you handle these ASSUMPTIONS, whether TRUE OR FALSE,, live and in public, if you will?

Step into the shoes of a Letter Writing UFC Fighter. I heard you wrote a letter asking a judge to allow a settlement in your case against the OOF-SEE that he claims is TOO LOW. You said you don’t care because you need the money. How do you get the fans to care, live and in public,, if you will?

Step into the shoes of Any Elected Political Official Who Cares About Florida. With Hurricane Milton occurring during campaign season, how do you prevent the smallfolk from suffering when the lords play their game of thrones, live and in public, if you will?

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REGULAR FEATURE: MISTYAF

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ITSF EPISODE #351

Longshoremen STRIKE, Eric Adams ACCUSED, Diddy DUNZO, LIVE AND IN PUBLIC, IF YOU WILL on this week's episode of IF THE SHOES FIT, a show where we solve salacious situations by stepping into the shoes of the shaken...the chagrined...the kerfuffed!

I’m your host Alexei Auld, author of 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration: A Snappy Guide for Creative Procrastinators, and joining me are guests John Nash from Hey Not The Face Podcast and Eugene S Robinson, author of the memoir, “A Walk Across Dirty Water and Straight Into Murderer's Row”. Collectively the Puncholes.

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Step into the shoes of New York Mayor Eric Adams. Federal prosecutors claim that you received over ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS in BRIBES from Turkish Officials and VIOLATED fundraising laws. You are the first sitting New York mayor charged with crimes in modern history. How do you instill the CONFIDENCE which New York Governor Kathy Hochul REQUIRES of YOU, lest she USE her POWER to REMOVE YOU from your job, live and in public, if you will?

Step into the shoes of International Longshoreman's Association President Harold J. Daggett. With your strike upon us, social media is A’FIRE with claims that you drive a Bentley, your workers make more than doctors, and you’re causing chaos for Trump. How do you prevent this propaganda from pushing the public to side with AI during your strike, live and in public,, if you will?

Step into the shoes of Diddy. Are you dunzo, live and in public, if you will?

Whose Vice Presidential Debate Shoes do you want to step into, live and in public, if you will?

REGULAR FEATURE: LEGION OF DOOM

REGULAR FEATURE: GRIFTER’S DELIGHT

REGULAR FEATURE: MISTYAF

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ITSF EPISODE #350

Vince McMahon Netflix Doc a Good Thing? And Photo Infamy, , LIVE AND IN PUBLIC, IF YOU WILL on this week's episode of IF THE SHOES FIT, a show where we solve salacious situations by stepping into the shoes of the shaken...the chagrined...the kerfuffed!

I’m your host Alexei Auld, author of 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration: A Snappy Guide for Creative Procrastinators, and joining me is guest Eugene S Robinson, author of the memoir, “A Walk Across Dirty Water and Straight Into Murderer's Row”. Collectively the Puncholes.

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Step into the shoes of Any Celebrity or Public Figure Photographed at a Diddy Party. Now that your host has been arrested, and baby oil seized, with allegations of horrors resulting in no bail for your boy, walk us through the ‘SPLAININ’ you’re GONNA DO, to protect your brand and bank account about your role or lack thereof, at illegal freak-offs, live and in public, if you will.

Step into the shoes of Cheryl Hines. Your brand has been damaged by your husband’s growing gaggle of gaffes. Now that he’s been accused of an inappropriate relationship with a reporter, is this time to jump ship or stay the course, live and in public, if you will?

Step into the shoes of Netflix. Is your upcoming Vince McMahon exposé good marketing for your upcoming debut of WWE Monday Night Raw, live and in public, if you will?

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REGULAR FEATURE: MISTYAF

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ITSF EPISODE #349

Eric Adams, Diddy, Elon Musk, and Dave Grohl, LIVE AND IN PUBLIC, IF YOU WILL on this week's episode of IF THE SHOES FIT, a show where we solve salacious situations by stepping into the shoes of the shaken...the chagrined...the kerfuffed!

I’m your host Alexei Auld, author of 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration: A Snappy Guide for Creative Procrastinators, and joining me are guests John Nash from Hey Not The Face Podcast and Eugene S Robinson, author of the memoir, “A Walk Across Dirty Water and Straight Into Murderer's Row”. Collectively the Puncholes.

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Step into the shoes of New York Mayor Eric Adams. After the feds probed your inner circle and seized their cell phones, your police commissioner stepped down and your chief counsel, a former federal prosecutor, followed suit. You replied, “These are hard jobs and we don’t expect anyone to stay in them forever.” Now that Diddy was ARRESTED and DENIED BAIL in an unrelated matter in NYC, folks are claiming YOU’RE NEXT. How do you maintain your MOJO as the self proclaimed, “Hip Hop Mayor”, live and in public, if you will?

Step into the shoes of Elon Musk. What would you do, with a smirk and a grin, for the cat-loving ladies who have no kids in kin? Would you sing to Miss Swift with your Twitter in tow, or make robot cats that dance to her show? And how would you act when the Secret Service comes ‘round, for that "joke" about Kamala and Walz—quite unsound? Would you tweet out a meme, or just fly to the stars, or hide in your Tesla that drives without cars?

Step into the shoes of Dave Grohl. How do you manage your decade long image as the “nice guy of rock” who prioritizes his family, after knocking up your mistress and separate reports of financing an “alt porn goddess”, live and in public, if you will?

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REGULAR FEATURE: GRIFTER’S DELIGHT

REGULAR FEATURE: MISTYAF

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ITSF EPISODE #348

Lil Wayne vs Kendrick Lamar and the NFL, LIVE AND IN PUBLIC, IF YOU WILL on this week's episode of IF THE SHOES FIT, a show where we solve salacious situations by stepping into the shoes of the shaken...the chagrined...the kerfuffed!

I’m your host Alexei Auld, author of 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration: A Snappy Guide for Creative Procrastinators, and joining me are guests John Nash from Hey Not The Face Podcast and Eugene S Robinson, author of the memoir, “A Walk Across Dirty Water and Straight Into Murderer's Row”. Collectively the Puncholes.

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Step into the shoes of Kendrick Lamar. When the Superbowl was in LA, the NFL featured Snoop and Dre. You’ve been selected for this year’s Superbowl in New Orleans…INSTEAD OF local hometown superstars Lil Wayne…Birdman…Master P….Juvenile…and Mannie Fresh. ON TOP OF THAT, Drake is affiliated with Lil Wayne! How do you handle the hurt, frustration, confusion, and RAGE, live and in public, if you will?

Step into the shoes of Jack Black. For TWENTY YEARS, you enjoyed a successful career as a loveable, insufferable goof. Now, the worm has turned and you’ve worn out your welcome. Walk us through your PR moves to regain your mojo, live and in public, if you will!

Step into the shoes of Conor McGregor. How can you successfully mount a presidential campaign in wake of your political experience, deep pockets, and deeper controversies, live and in public, if you will?

Whose shoes do you want to step into in wake of tonight’s Presidential Debate?

REGULAR FEATURE: LEGION OF DOOM

REGULAR FEATURE: GRIFTER’S DELIGHT

REGULAR FEATURE: MISTYAF

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ITSF EPISODE #347

Sheryl Swoopes vs Caitlin Clark, LIVE AND IN PUBLIC, IF YOU WILL on this week's episode of IF THE SHOES FIT, a show where we solve salacious situations by stepping into the shoes of the shaken...the chagrined...the kerfuffed!

I’m your host Alexei Auld, author of 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration: A Snappy Guide for Creative Procrastinators, and joining me are guests John Nash from Hey Not The Face Podcast and Eugene S Robinson, author of the memoir, “A Walk Across Dirty Water and Straight Into Murderer's Row”. Collectively the Puncholes.

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Step into the shoes of Anyone in the Woody Allen Business. With Mia Farrow claiming she doesn’t blame anyone who works with Woody, is this your chance to get people to WORK with Woody, live and in public, if you will?

Step into the shoes of Sheryl Swoopes. Your hatred of Caitlin Clark is SO BAD, you were REMOVED from your broadcasting duties last weekend. Do you need to make AMENDS or EMBRACE your HATE FOR Caitlin Clark, live and in public, if you will?

Step into the shoes of Ben Affleck. Walk us through your PR plan for PRIVATELY navigating bachelorhood an ugly, non-prenup PUBLIC divorce with a scorned, attention HUNGRY ex, live and in public, if you will.

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ITSF EPISODE #346

LIVE AND IN PUBLIC, IF YOU WILL on this week's episode of IF THE SHOES FIT, a show where we solve salacious situations by stepping into the shoes of the shaken...the chagrined...the kerfuffed!

I’m your host Alexei Auld, author of 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration: A Snappy Guide for Creative Procrastinators, and joining me are guests John Nash from Hey Not The Face Podcast and Eugene S Robinson, author of the memoir, “A Walk Across Dirty Water and Straight Into Murderer's Row”. Collectively the Puncholes.

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