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ITSF EPISODE 378

MAGA Ivy, Minecraft, and McGregor LIVE AND IN PUBLIC, IF YOU WILL on this week's episode of IF THE SHOES FIT, a show where we solve salacious situations by stepping into the shoes of the shaken...the chagrined...the kerfuffed!

I’m your host Alexei Auld, author of 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration: A Snappy Guide for Creative Procrastinators, and joining me is guest John Nash from Hey Not The Face Podcast. Collectively the Puncholes.

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Step into the shoes of an Entertainment Industry Insider. Conor McGregor’s Greenback Records signed a TIK TOK girls group Sweet Love, who some are comparing to the Spice Girls. MysticMac’s predicting Grammys and Hollywood in their FUTURE, but given his PAST, how would you advise them and his label about navigating the Music Industry, Hollywood, and Concor McGregor, live and in public, if you will?

Step into the shoes of TKO. Combat sports made money off tribal tensions. Last weekend, people who hate Nazis and couldn’t name a single UFC champ still tuned in to watch Hitler fanboy Bryce Mitchell get choked out—right in front of Trump. With the former President cage-side and the country tearing itself in half, is it time to start trumping up more fringe fighters to turn polarization into pay-per-view profits, live and in public, if you will?

Step into the shoes of a Movie Theater Owner. You COMPLAINED about the lack of pandemic patrons. Then you WHINED about streaming’s effect on your business and the NEED to get butts in your seats. Now that kids are CRAZY over the Minecraft movie, you’re calling the cops on them when they’re ENJOYING the movie. Why can’t you just embrace this Rocky Horror Picture Show Movement for kids who actually LIKE going to your theater, instead of SCARING and SHAMING them to stay home, live and in public, if you will?

Step into the shoes of Columbia University. Three weeks ago, you sold your soul when President Trump shook you down. When faced with the same threat, Harvard REJECTED the offer, and by doing so have AMPLIFIED your COWARDICE. Instead of growing a SPINE, should you EMBRACE your BOOTLICKING to the fullest and become the first MAGA IVY, live and in public, if you will?

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Step into the shoes of Conor McGregor. Your Crypto coin missed its MILLION DOLLAR MINIMUM by SIX HUNDRED AND SIXTY THOUSAND DOLLARS. So you refunded the SIX HUNDRED AND SIXTY EIGHT people who invested. Walk us through your plans for salvaging your lost Mystic Memecoin Mojo, live and in public, if you will!

Step into the shoes of Elon Musk. You allegedly RAGE QUIT your Path of Exile 2 livestream when Cyberbullies trolled you. A viral video had THE LADIES DOWNGRADING dating prospects who drive your Cybertruck. And MAGA’s BLAMING YOU for Wisconsin’s Supreme Court loss. Walk us through your plans to get your groove back, live and in public, if you will!

Step into the shoes of the Democratic Party. Stephen A. Smith and Kamala Harris are the early frontrunners for YOUR party’s 2028 Presidential Nomination. Walk us through whether it’s a tad too early to care, live and in public, if you will?

Step into the shoes of Anyone in the World. With Tariffs striking EVERYBODY in unforeseen and unexpected ways, is it worth your while to BLAME them FOR ANY and EVERYTHING YOU FAIL TO DO, live and in public, if you will!

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ITSF EPISODE 376

Carlos Watson Commutation Reaction, Elon Baby Mama Drama, and No Love for Kid Rock LIVE AND IN PUBLIC, IF YOU WILL on this week's episode of IF THE SHOES FIT, a show where we solve salacious situations by stepping into the shoes of the shaken...the chagrined...the kerfuffed!

I’m your host Alexei Auld, author of 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration: A Snappy Guide for Creative Procrastinators, and joining me are guests John Nash from Hey Not The Face Podcast and Eugene S Robinson, author of the memoir, “A Walk Across Dirty Water and Straight Into Murderer's Row”. Collectively the Puncholes.

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Step into the shoes of Carlos Watson. President Trump COMMUTED your prison sentence for conspiracy to commit securities fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud and aggravated identity theft. Is your next act to enjoy your FREEDOM as a private citizen or is it time to hitch your wagon on the TRUMP TRAIN, live and in public, if you will?

Step into the shoes of Elon Musk. You’re paying one of your baby mama’s TWO POINT FIVE MILLION DOLLARS on top of FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS A YEAR. And how does she SHOW GRATITUDE? HOCKING HER TESLA and claiming POVERTY! Walk us through how to prevent your baby mama from raising a BOY NAMED SUE looking to END YOU, live and in public, if you will!

Step into the shoes of Kid Rock. You convinced our President to help your fellow musicians to CURB ticket scalping, PROMOTE FAIR PRICING, and DIRECT SALES to the FANS to FIGHT resale ticket INFLATION. And how did AMERICA RESPOND? RIDICULING YOU and your PATRIOTIC CLOTHING. How do you put some RESPEC on YOUR NAME, live and in public, if you will?

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ITSF EPISODE #375

Cain Velasquez and Secret Signal Call, LIVE AND IN PUBLIC, IF YOU WILL on this week's episode of IF THE SHOES FIT, a show where we solve salacious situations by stepping into the shoes of the shaken...the chagrined...the kerfuffed!

I’m your host Alexei Auld, author of 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration: A Snappy Guide for Creative Procrastinators, and joining me are guests Ricky Mujica and Eugene S Robinson, author of the memoir, “A Walk Across Dirty Water and Straight Into Murderer's Row”. Collectively the Puncholes.

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Step into the shoes of anyone in the Cain Velasquez Business. How should you handle Cain Velasquez’ business and legacy in wake of his five year sentence for attempted murder, live and in public, if you will?

Step into the shoes of Anybody in the Top Trump Official Signal Chat. The ACCIDENTAL addition of Atlantic editor Jeffrey Goldberg to YOUR TOP SECRET, INVITATION ONLY Signal chat about ATTACKING YEMEN is not only raising QUESTIONS about your COMPETENCY, it could result in INVESTIGATIONS and CONSEQUENCES for you and your fellow participants. So walk us through how you plan to PROTECT YOUR NECK from Congress and the QUEENS GUY who is our PRESIDENT and YOUR BOSS, live and in public, if you will!

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ITSF EPISODE 374

Martin v McGregor and Bill Burr Aura, LIVE AND IN PUBLIC, IF YOU WILL on this week's episode of IF THE SHOES FIT, a show where we solve salacious situations by stepping into the shoes of the shaken...the chagrined...the kerfuffed!

I’m your host Alexei Auld, author of 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration: A Snappy Guide for Creative Procrastinators, and joining me are guests John Nash from Hey Not The Face Podcast and Eugene S Robinson, author of the memoir, “A Walk Across Dirty Water and Straight Into Murderer's Row”. Collectively the Puncholes.

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Step into the shoes of the Irish Prime Minister Martin. Conor McGregor spent St. Patrick’s Day at the White House with Trump, declaring “Ireland is losing its Irishness.” You clapped back, calling him “wrong,” to which McGregor fired back, “I could throw many jabs at him—handily.”

Meanwhile, Dropkick Murphys went viral for calling Elon Musk, calling him a “scumbag” on stage. Should you A) Reaffirm that ‘real Irishness’ isn’t measured by White House visits, B) Offer Dropkick Murphys honorary Irish citizenship, or C) Let McGregor’s next headline do the work for you, live and in public, if you will?

Step into the shoes of the Democratic Party. Bill Burr promoted his Hulu special railing against your spinelessness around the same time your members BLASTED your Senate leader Chuck Shumer for not standing up against Trump. How can you harness this spring of discontent to your favor, live and in public, if you will?

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ITSF EPISODE 373

Should the UFC Sign Andrew Tate, LIVE AND IN PUBLIC, IF YOU WILL on this week's episode of IF THE SHOES FIT, a show where we solve salacious situations by stepping into the shoes of the shaken...the chagrined...the kerfuffed!

I’m your host Alexei Auld, author of 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration: A Snappy Guide for Creative Procrastinators, and joining me are guests John Nash from Hey Not The Face Podcast and Eugene S Robinson, author of the memoir, “A Walk Across Dirty Water and Straight Into Murderer's Row”. Collectively the Puncholes.

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Step into the shoes of the UFC. Was OOF-SEE President Dana White cozying up to accessed trafficker and retired kickboxer Andrew Tate about image rehab, MMAARP, or bald brotherhood unity, live and in public, if you will?

Step into the shoes of Disney. If you’re hosting your red carpet Hollywood SNOW WHITE premiere without media outlet interviews to AVOID both sides of the Gaza CONFLICT, MAGA, Peter Dinklage, Snow White STANS, and INCELS, what’s the point of HOSTING your red carpet Hollywood SNOW WHITE premiere, live and in public, if you will?

Step into the shoes of President Trump. How can you get your followers to join the Tesla cult without becoming EV evangelists, live and in public, if you will?

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ITSF EPISODE #372

Should Zelenskyy Challenge JD Vance to a 'Power Slap' Duel?, LIVE AND IN PUBLIC, IF YOU WILL on this week's episode of IF THE SHOES FIT, a show where we solve salacious situations by stepping into the shoes of the shaken...the chagrined...the kerfuffed!

I’m your host Alexei Auld, author of 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration: A Snappy Guide for Creative Procrastinators, and joining me are guests John Nash from Hey Not The Face Podcast and Eugene S Robinson, author of the memoir, “A Walk Across Dirty Water and Straight Into Murderer's Row”. Collectively the Puncholes.

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Step into the shoes of President Zelenskyy. After getting HUMBLED by President Trump, Vice President Vance and Majorie Taylor Greene’s BOYFRIEND, should you challenge JD Vance to a 'Power Slap' duel, live and in public, if you will?

Step into the shoes of the Democratic Party. Instead of Bill Burr, you got Stephen A. Smith angling as the voice of the voiceless. Instead of Tom Hanks, you got Andrew Cuomo talking about MAKING NEW YORK GREAT AGAIN. Are either of these guys worthwhile OPTIONS as potential Presidential candidates, live and in public, if you will?

Step into the shoes of Pam Bondi. Good people, on BOTH SIDES, are FLUMMOXED over your surprise release of the Epstein Files at an influencer event…without even notifying the White House. Walk us through your plans for making amends, live and in public, if you will!

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