Resting On Pretty

[extremely Anton Chigurh voice] The tea has been spilled.

This week, we watched “The Girl The Lionesses Are Hunting” and witness the collapse of Pink Positive after a rooftop party gone pear-shaped. The models learn how to participate in a tea ceremony, we learn how to say “I’m hungry” in Japanese, Tyra participates in a shoot, and Erin writes “fuck this show” in her notes! Join us, won’t you?

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S03E10: The Girl The Lionesses Are Hunting
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Let me ask you something - you see an episode of a reality show titled “The Girls Meet Taye Diggs,” you’d assume them meeting the star of ABC’s Day Break (2006) would be the most interesting thing that happens in the show, right? Did you know you’re wrong? This week, the models travel to Tokyo for a soup commercial, Tyra keeps forgetting about the same contestant, and we kind of think it’d be great if Mae Whitman came on the show.

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S03E09: The Girls Meet Taye Diggs
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'Rancho Relaxo (S03E08)

What tangled webs we tooch! This week, we watched “The Girl Who Is Panic Stricken” and join the contestants for Sexy Fear Factor as they prepare to do battle with Rom The Vacuous Model and then I get yelled at after sending this episode in for a dumb Bloodborne reference. The show continues to be just utterly reprehensible to Toccara, a talent less irresponsible shows still wouldn’t deserve, Jay Manuel has a frightening, albeit brief moment of clarity about how they’re treating the girls, and an apology is given to a hat. Also, Erin, Cassie and Producer Spouse all argue about whether or not the Justified theme song is good. It isn’t. [HOST’S NOTE: It is]

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And don’t forget to send in your questions for our upcoming mailbag episode!

S03E08: The Girl Who Is Panic Stricken
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Howdy, stranger. What brings you to these parts? This week, we watched “The Girl Who Forgot Her Shoes” which, understandably, led us to assume that most of the drama this episode had to do with a girl who forgot her shoes. That was really, extremely stupid of us apparently? Anyway, this week, the models go on go-sees, there’s a doubled-up photo shoot, and, this is exciting, the show is just astonishingly awful to Toccara! Boy oh boy! We’re all really mad about it! Later, Erin and Cassie try to see if Producer Spouse is able to guess one of Tyra’s insane riddles. He gets owned.

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100% of all proceeds go to Maggie’s TO to support local sex workers impacted by COVID-19

And don’t forget to send in your questions for our upcoming mailbag episode!

S03E07: The Girl Who Forgot Her Shoes
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CONTENT WARNING: Eating disorders

I considered just telling you that the episode of America’s Next Top Model we watched this week is literally just called “The Girl Who Mutilated The Precious Brownies” and leave it at that, but I suppose if for some reason you need any more to go on in order to feel like pushing play, I can tell you a little bit more about what you’ll find here. This week, a fiery dispute over baked goods, a ropes course, and the models run up multiple flights of stairs and are then immediately tasked with a photoshoot - and then ANOTHER photoshoot on a trampoline! This show is a danger to itself and other people. Later, Cassie and Producer Spouse bring the podcast to a screeching halt to go sell their turnips in Animal Crossing.

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S03E06: The Girl Who Mutilated The Precious Brownies
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Folks are we acclaimed mid-90s alternative rock group Semisonic? Because it’s Posing Time! This week, we watched “The Girl Who Cries When She Looks In A Mirror” and accompany the girls to a posing seminar held by Janice, who reminds us that beyond her truly reprehensible persona is one of the greatest models to ever do the damn thing. Some difficult talks about body image, a living mannequin challenge, a wonderful new euphemism for breasts - this episode’s got it all! Also, Erin tells a story about a thoroughly dreadful piece of guerrilla theatre she participated in as a youth, and Producer Spouse is Booboo the Fool.

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S03E05: The Girl Who Cries When She Looks In A Mirror
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Scratch another tally into the wall of your social-distancing cave, you made it to another episode of your favourite (I assume) podcast! This week we watch “The Girl Who Sets A Trap” and see the models work on their runway walks, take a totally innocent trip to a hot night club with absolutely no ulterior motive, and get into some real Wile E. Coyote shit when Amanda asks the timeless question, “what’s a ten dollar bill to catch a bitch?” Also, Producer Spouse tries and, depending on your outlook, fails to prank Cassie, we all complain about too many eggs in Animal Crossing, and a Quarantine Quorner finds us discussing smashy music, smoochy music and even a little exercise.

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S03E04: The Girl Who Sets A Trap
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This week, we’re allowing a brief break from paying off our loans to Tom Nook to discuss “The Girl Who Everyone Thinks Is A Backstabber” and watch as the models all get makeovers! One of the models has an… odd connection to the tragic events of September 11, 2001, there’s an industry event with most of the models working as caterers, and maybe some backs will get figuratively stabbed. Later, we debut a new and temporary segment, Quarantine Quorner, while we’re unable to spot nice outfits out in the wild. We recommend music, books and shows to help keep you sane while the world does decidedly otherwise.

S03E03: The Girl Who Everyone Thinks Is A Backstabber
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Y’all already know who it is! This week, we watched “The Girl Who Is Codependent” and see the models go on a quick little jaunt to Jamaica, as a bit. Producer Spouse accidentally gives himself a truly humiliating nickname, Cassie can’t stop referencing the 2002 thriller Swimfan (15% on Rotten Tomatoes, folks) and Erin might kill Jake if and when this quarantine ends. We find out what prizes are at stake this cycle, Kelly is extremely rich at everyone, Anne and Eva become literal fast friends and Cassie says the thing that’s the title of the podcast! Later, Erin and Cassie solve racism again.

S03E02: The Girl Who is Codependent
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Greetings from the Resting On Pretty Podbunker! We hope you’re staying healthy, staying safe, and are excited to start Cycle 3 of America’s Next Top Model! We watched “The Girl With A Secret” and wow, this is a barnburner of a premiere. 34 models! A girl who has an aforementioned secret! A bar fight before the act break! And the first appearance of an ANTM legend. Meanwhile, Erin and Cassie have the required-by-law Toronto based podcaster discussion about the Canadian debut of White Claw. Join us for a lark or two.

S03E01: The Girl With A Secret
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