This year I’m animorphing into a bengal! I’m gunna scratch everyone up! Look out!

Today’s topics include Thor’s weapons guy, scrap metal and barbed wire, Turkish barbers, X-ray juice, mushroom stink mix, Tenacious Deacons, Enya, LED room lights, DJ Actual Baby, fine dining, and sabrage.

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Every Reviewer down in Reviewville liked reviews a lot... But Evil Matt, who lived just south of Reviewville, did NOT! Evil Matt hated reviews! The whole review season! Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason. I think the most likely reason of all may have been that his Amazon gift card was two sizes too small.

Today's topics include: X-files Christmas Shopping, Alien Jeff Bezo's Cowboy Hat, brain slugs, all that Keanu stuff, method podcasting, lip balm, Google glasses, lobsters, a decent mousepad, and mowing the lawn.

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It’s beginning to look a lot like a cold blooded reptile!

Today’s topics include Bob Newhart, fishnet business, sassy girls, launching yourself to Hell, Mad Cats, ziplock bags of guac, Mario 64 noises, toddlers, and screams of vengeance.

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I googled the lyrics for Despacito so I could write some great jokes for this description, but I forgot they were all in Spanish :(

Today topics include hatchets, jello, the unlimited applications of pog slammers, getting hit on vicariously, being discreet with your juices, turkey basters, John Cusack, and raw, solid water.

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It smells like a Karen's haircut and last minute gift wrappings, that's right, tis the season to just hate everyone, especially your own family, and yourself. Wow, that was really more depressing to write than I thought. Have this funny podcast episode to make up for it.

Today's topics include possible feral basement children, a lack of botany, The Grinch, imagination, a whole bucket seat, growling, vegan donuts, and Bullet Train Land.

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Put a little caterpillar in the oven, 12 minutes later you got a pepperoni butterfly ripe for the picking. Happy Thanksgiving?

Today’s topics include 0 carb turkey jerky, mafia feet, ointment, a bandolier of turkey drumsticks, extra thin tomatoes, onion air, wizardly antics, gaslighting total strangers, The Master of Disguise, and the Mayflower Police.

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What are moms up to in the great white north? This week the party ventures out to find out just that.

Today’s topics include a topological goober, Calgary, getting names of NHL teams wrong, rad incarnate, walking around like Robocop, white gumballs, Mona Lisa for the Nintendo 3DS, Paris Syndrome, little dope fiends on monkey bars, the banana slicer, Harold and the Purple Crayon, and crocodile death-rolls.

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Pandas poop around 40 times a day, on average.

Today's topics include stomping things, good bridges, "hotdoggin'", radiating positive energy, ball handling, Buffalo Wild Wings, robots, burger octagons, Brent's freshman year roommate, Dick Shooter valley, flubber, and pooh bear.

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Well mutton my chops it's time for another episode of Review Party Dot Com! This show is very funny, very cool, very chill, very nice, very handsome, very party, very dot com!

Today's topics include Miami Sound Machine, mediocrity, various kinds of deer calls, grunting, cleaving power, being a human pretzel, the corn pit, MacKenzie Bezos, Professor X's floating bobsled, a little boy in a big shirt, and emu. 

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Are you afraid of the review? After a year of delving the murky depths of internet and finishing them up for this podcast we are terrified of them. We are absolutely squeamish at the thought of what those things are capable of doing to a human psyche. So once again, we are here to present some of the most nightmare inducing internet material you can find, but this week instead of laughing, we’re screaming.

Today’s topics include Tupperware coffins, milky cream, vegetable crispers, centipedes, aliens, sriracha, Dead by Daylight, doing zombie stuff with my friends, and swamping it up.

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