Grit is a thing that bubbles up from deep down inside you, or so they say. Who are they? A bunch of idiots, grit is gritty like sand. If you see sand bubbling you better 86 yourself out of that bad boy cause shit is getting weird, my guy. 

Today's topics include landscaping frogs, exchanges of good and services, a slurry of triumph, a subtle descent into insanity, random numbers, a bull with rubber horns, and saying "penis".

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To be clear, we're not celebrating the ignorance (all my homies hate ignorance), but we are featuring a reviewer or two that do. You could say every episode we're celebrating ignorance via their funny words they type online. I don't know, that's a scary rabbit hole to go down. Try not to think about it too much, and just enjoy the party.

Today's topics include the worst Gerard Butler movies, a big pot of worms, #RealGamers, wasp killing rampages, misunderstood St. Bernards, sound advice, ragweed, bog trees, Batman, Winnie the Shit, and a large sized movie theater bucket except it's full of sushi.

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You ever notice how when you put a bunch of pieces of Zebra Stripe gum in your mouth it just turns into a grey blob? That's the zebra in it.

Today's topics include spectral murderers, big flying dogs, the mind prison we all share, continuity, renting movies, stupid, cows being milked and cheesed, a steady jambalaya routine, and Kermit.

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There's not a lot of dead rats in them, I swear.

Today's topics include sizzling demon skin, fancy pens, going off, humping the Hollywood sign, Florida Man, smaller bubbles and smoother taste, Dustin Hoffman, and flatulent relationships. 

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So tell me what you want, what you really, really want.

Today's topics include medium-well, Florida, tomfoolery, iguanas, cacti, hungry hens, sprinkles, "important" stuff, customer service, board games, cherries on cakes, and Kendrick.

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What's hidden in the ice comes forth in the thaw; the fries come to life and dance into the handheld cardboard container, and then she brings them to you. With a scowl that will melt your heart just like the fryer melts those shoe-stringed potatoes. Add salt, and you got yourself a recipe for unrequited romance. And comedy, I promise.

Today's topics include righteous boxing matches, lording content, The Boston Bluray Party, Iron Man if he was a chimney sweep, shoobies, "godly" pre-workout, goats, bananas you don't remember, and various bombs.

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Here we are, everyone. One hundred weeks of the most dastardly reviews online, assembled before your very ears in the hopes that some sort of comedy is formulated. I could say a lot, but I'll just say this; when you're jamming out to the latest jock jam in sync with 100 of your closest acquaintances that "randomly" appeared outside the JC Penny at the same time as you, remember: it was made possible by a bunch of boomers didn't want their homie to get stabbed by the Romans.

Today's topics include N64 footstep sounds, the Teething Ring of Power, invisible wall pranks, power, 101 Dalmatians, some idiots with a podcast, Manny, sweet jet skis, violence, and desecrated chocolate.

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In France, its dogs first, and we here at Review Party Dot Com consider ourselves to be inline with that French dog-first sort of thinking, so in honor of that, we motion for sinking ships to put the dogs before the women and children. Us men will still go down with the ship and the band, as long as those precious pooches get their tails on the lifeboats.

Today topics include Captain Underpants, Pure Michigan, woodchips, taking medicine, mother-in-laws, rival slumber parties, mangled masses of bones, bunk beds, and oversized bandages. 

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Pasta Saucery Manager by day, but at night, oh, you don’t WANNA know what ol’ Donnie is up to! The horror! The suspense! The adulatory! The tomatoes!

Today’s topics include child laughter, a lot of pizzas, conquering the moment, dog watching, Jeff Probst holding several peoples hands as they drown, The Wow Earner Redux, bro code, hoops, the homies just putting up ridiculous numbers, diets, and  family friendly excursions.

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The sausage isn't the only things that's spicy! Put another brat on the barbie!

Today's topics include hot dogs, bacon if I'm not mistaken, orbeez, incorporated France, Groovy Grape, garlic flavored poison, the pros and cons of black powder acquisition, tiny trebuchets, and a bro named Donny.

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