I know it sounds crazy, but you have to try it!

Today's topics include ticks, American Public Schools, razorblade cars, baby Matt, sick and deplorable people, little chickadees, Tamagotchi Fax History Report, Australia, molten hot jams and jellies, Snacket VII, creepshows, and the perfect fart chamber. 

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This is how Ariel found the dinglehopper.

Today's topics include the Burger King Stacker Wikipedia page, having a meaty morning, being scared but also impressed, flyover children, a dwarven overlook, Twilight Zone but hosted by Ashton Kutcher, Mac n cheese farms, Whoopi Goldberg and abstinence, the holy sizzle, and being a part of a great community (of addicts).

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Something wicked this way comes, and they're going to cover you from your ankles to your buttcheeks. 

Today's topics include tightly packed meat tubes, factory standard toilet settings, gummi bear Hell, perforations, butt skulls, drip, three-star husbands, Malört, "randoms", having a ranch dressing soul, and authentic movie quality Godzilla masks.

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We've reached it! The climax!

Today's topics include the perfect gift for teens, elves, Tommy Pickle's bare midriff, Pikablu, The Handsome Gamer™, 3D data of the world around you, the ol' "lemon oopsie", Stephen King, Megaman-style power stealing, aggressive babies, Lil' Willy Wonka, laser feet, Achilles' mom, butt-like cheeks, Georgia O'Keefe, Sir Mix A Lot type giant asses.

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Sweep the leg, except it's a mech and you're sweeping the leg with your cute and primitive log technology.

Today's topics include little speedy monkeys, waking up with ball hair, having literate children, explicit hot sauces, pinky problems, elation, duck dynasties, and ultra money.

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TV is just better when you're watching it somewhere else, especially if you get some cool new channels.

Today's topics include playing fetch with the website "Amazon", daddy the longlegs, sucking fast, red slash cyan glasses, retinal rivals, rods and cones duking it out, Billy Zane, Duane "Dog" Chapman, and yakuza in the sauna.

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Sometimes, you just sniff!

Today's topics include baby shoes, perverse opinions, worm holes to the snot realm, problem gamblers, the Cartoon All-stars, Optimus Prime's Gambling Problem, werewolf germs, sipping, The Full Tomiko, milk, fun fridge activities, and not joking.

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Sucking poison off your love one's cold lips. Biting your thumb at nerds. Having crazy parents. Balconies. Dudes named Mercutio. Just some Romeo and Juliet type shit.

Today's topics include feeling like a newborn baby, camping at a monkey statue, Zeus turning into piss, real Croc stories, scary scenes, fat Ghibli villains, the prettiest frogs, Nat Geo, Jabba the Hut, Yelp's Unusual Activity Alerts, Creed, Lord of the Flies but with a massage gun, and the first gay devil. 

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Treat yourself to some stuff between some bread, along with some comedy listening for your ear and brain parts! Please, sandwich it up!!!

Today's topics include: white noise scented candles, Lush, anime jet fuel nosebleeds, explaining the ins and outs of hooping and sticking, bringing back jacks, a Review Party sleeper cell, a review Wayne Gretsky didn't write, smelly salts, melon soda (again), Arby's, getting down into the whiz, and 10,000 study hours in flossing.

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Consider those fishes mongered; Pablo is ON THE CASE.

Today's topics include: loins, The Picture of Dorian Gravy, known kickers of nuts, tripod chairs and other such assailants, Out Back, whole German summer sausages, hampsters dancing, a little thing for big sasquatch, oompa loompas with little tear tattoos, grandpa stuff, puddles of technology, digimon, and Tim.

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