Rich is back after a week off due to illness and there's lots of exciting robot sex news for him to chow down on, and lots of peanuts. He and Ally discuss what they'd do with a sweaty finger, how long they'd wait for a girlfriend in a coma and whether they would eat poop in order to defy ageing. A Twitch of Fun fan pretends to have a wife to impress the chat room and we resolve an important mat issue. And Sibyl has some bad news for Birmingham. Come and see Twitch of Fun LIVE on 13th June at the Phoenix pub in Cavendish Sq. Rob is bringing Heidi (he claims): https://www.seetickets.com/event/rhlstp-at-the-phoenix/the-phoenix-w1/2325570

Richard is out of the gates and ready for his sideways looks at the news, but wi-fi issues buffer everything up. People watching live get a terrible experience and the disruption takes the wind out of Richard's star sails. The recording has no buffering though so you can finally see what was going on. Rich talks about monkey pox, replacing hands, Ellen leaving under a cloud and a horror version of Winnie the Pooh. Plus how he aims to take on Abba by taking Twitch of Fun LIVE in front of an audience with NO BUFFERING on 13th June at the Phoenix. Book your tickets here https://www.seetickets.com/event/rhlstp-at-the-phoenix/the-phoenix-w1/2325570 (you will also get a RHLSTP with Dick and Dom - all for just £11!)

Richard has been booted back to the Thursday night slot by a furious Ian Twitch, but is it better not to be in the harsh light of the mainstream spot? The team chat about Euromillions, penis flowers, a tribute to Vangelis and Harry Potter's self-love. Plus advice from 105 years ago about how to throw your voice. Which Ally proves to be pretty good at. And a bit of a shock from Cocky Carrot.

Richard is nervous about Twitch Of Fun being moved to the prime time Friday evening slot, but is determined to do the show without the stupid puppets ruining his big break. He talks about moon cress, skewers the Tories with his incredible satire that is sure to change minds and discusses arseholes a lot. Should the Queen resign? Is there a door on Mars? Is society prejudiced against white private school educated men? And will the show retain the prime time slot next week?

A cock in the BFG and questions over Richard's mental health, plus a clip that will be played on the news and suddenly not seem so funny. Plus THREE jokes and the start of a nuclear war. There's also time to talk about Prince Charles's hobbies, grim health news, Dave Chapelle and why Countdown is a job for life.

Rich makes a pitch to Elon Musk in the hope he might be interested in purchasing another hot internet property. Also on the agenda are watching porn at work, losing the freedom of the city of York and how Right Bollock has inadvertently sent Rich's career on an incredible trajectory that sees him in the prime slot of 8.50am on Sky News. Plus a charming celebration of the Queen's 70 years on the throne. For more info about feeling your own bollocks (or those of a friend) head to movember.com

Twitch of Fun is BACK for an unprecedented third series, but some changes have been made. Who is out and who is in? Will Rich make it into the squad? Ally is on hand to make some slightly out of date topical references and discuss Adrian Chiles' urinal, Johnny Depp's poo in the bed and what makes the Queen laugh. Her son, Andrew Windsor crops up to talk about Barbie dolls and travelling back in time to have sex with our mothers. Plus The Champion of the Earth. It's embarrassing and poorly conceived. So business as usual. Thanks Ian Twitch.

A physically and mentally drained Richard Herring is glad to see the end of the second series of Twitch Of Fun (we're taking a break, but as long as Ian Twitch recommissions the show we should be back in a few weeks), but the less prepared and more knackered it is, the better the show and Ally really steps up to bring in the required energy. The pair discuss why aliens are stalking Lily Savage, which comedian is genetically capable of surviving car crashes, Ally's former girlfriend Eunice, baby ghost sharks, the back catalogue of Adam Ant and the innocence of Andrew Windsor. We also show the Sky Potato-produced, Writers' Guild Award-winning sketch from Drunk Women Solving Crime (starring Rich as the main character). Plus subliminal advertising from gofasterstripe.com

We will miss you.

Richard isn't in the mood for a sideways look at the news, is he damaging his legacy? Or do you need to first have a legacy to damage it? The puppets are in an unpleasantly frisky mood as they discuss Boris Johnson, Jimmy Savile, testicular cysts, what it takes to impress Holly Willoughby, how it's possible that so many viewers of this show are married and how people have sex when they are different size. More predictions from Sibyl who says we'll be back in a fortnight.

Richard has a sincere apology to make about his Covid lockdown transgressions, but once that's over we're straight into meeting a terrifying new character who is going to kill you in your sleep. Ally and Richard discuss eternal youth, whether it's time for The Edge to let it go, a terrifying new conflict and how the Queen consumes her fruit. There's a prolonged interview where a slightly tetchy Andrew Windsor attempts to defend his reputation (with mixed results) and there's a backlog of birthdays to clear up. It all peters out a bit in the end, but you can't haver everything. And this is the only Twitch show that will predict the future for you. Though you can probably do that yourself. We're screwed.