Richard has discovered where he stands in the Twitch firmament of stars and it's not great news. Perhaps he is too tired to perform today, but Ally comes to the rescue with a song, a merry quip and a disgusting thing he'd like to do to your mum. What does Right Bollock have in common with Boris Johnson? Who endorses the malaria vaccine? Is a dog the antidote for a cat? Should you ever apologise for a joke? Which teacher would Richard like to have sex with? This and much (but not that much) more on tonight's amazing show.

This very special Twitch of Fun is recorded over two nights as the first one went a bit wrong, but it was worth the 24 hour wait to see the gold that the puppets would come up with. Richard is weak, as usual, but is pulled towards comedy by his pretend friends whilst debating the petrol crisis, men who say it's not all men, Starmer's supporters going against what he wanted and the immortalisation of Kevin Costner in song. Plus Right Bollock's BAFTA plan and Prince Andrew's banana preference. And remember you can buy Richard's new book and audiobook wherever you get your stuff from. Don't give it to Ian Amazon until he comes up with a better robot.

TOF #44 No Sweat! - There's technical difficulties aplenty tonight, but Richard Herring is, or at least once was, a professional and he soldiers on. The cast discuss Boris Johnson referencing the Muppets, a time traveller from 2027 and whether talking to puppets is a sign of midlife breakdown. Plus Prince Andrew comes up with a new catchphrase that you will be astounded took him over a year to discover and Right Bollock finds a home in the crook of Richard's real arm. Plus a bit of a surprise from the King of the Universe. Some of the show is not shit.

Series 3, Episode 1 - Just How Much I Missed You. It's been away for the summer, but like a cold snap (did somebody say "cold snatch"?) it's back. With the same old jokes/characters/catchphrases and some new old ones. The team speculate on how the new Abba songs might sound and discuss the Chattanooga Choo Choo, bacon with nipples and pig faced sharks. Prince Andrew talks about his quiet summer. Right Bollock isn't quite sure which sinister figure he is emulating and the King of the Universe fills us in on where he's from and what he's the king of. Plus a fitting tribute to the victims of 9/11 and the five things you should never say to a child. Mama Mia.

It's a happy first birthday to the show that no one thought would get beyond Episode 1. Hold on, I mean the show that no one thought should get beyond Episode 1. It's catch up time for all the living characters and a fond farewell to the dead ones, plus a few birthday surprises. Plus celebrities get on board to tell Rich how much they have enjoyed the show. It's amazing. What a year it's been. Genius or disaster? Insane or the sanest thing that has ever happened? It's one of the two. Here's to Series 3.

Richard is taking on GB News (but then wasn't he always), but thinking it might be time to take a break for a bit, so he can concentrate on his actual proper work. So he goes mainly old school and talks with his friend (?) Ally about whether classic comedies would be made today, the lack of self-awareness of seemingly every celebrity, why Lee Hurst is interested in more important things than an individual life and why footballers won't say bad drinks are good for money. Plus an update on the Netherlands/Austria match and an incredible series cliffhanger. And Marvin the Monkey is back with a song about stairs.

A couple of weeks off and Rich has come back rebelling against his producer (you won't know who that is, but a good producer always remains anonymous) and with some new characters. Cos what this show needs is new characters. Will any of the old crew get a look in? The team look at whether white straight able-bodied comedians are being prejudiced against, whether an old woman should be called Lilibet and the mild danger posed by hornets. Plus Rich is running a half marathon but doesn't like to talk about it. If you enjoy this awful entertainment (or even if you don't) please sponsor Rich at http://justgiving.com/monoball

Rich is pretty tired after nearly a year of doing this rubbish and drives to drive the whole thing into the ground. But the puppets never get tired. Today they discuss World Bee Day, what liquid you'd like to drink through which bone of which monarch, old Friends getting back together and Derek Griffiths. It's not the best one, but the bad ones are the best ones. So it can't be a bad one either.

Rich has spotted a gap in the market that he might just slot into, but is America ready for him and will his producer get him cancelled before he's even begun? Ally and Rich discuss being in love with something on another planet, the chances of anything coming from Mars and the latest news from the World Health Organisation. Cocky Carrot is surprisingly knowledgeable about the Cerne Abbas Giant and Right Bollock's plan to kill Rich might just have backfired. Plus cocks on shoulders, the logistics of doing an animal Truman show and a reminder that it's forever autumn. Get your ass to Mars.

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There has been a shake up at the channel and things are a bit different this week, which does not make Rich happy. But the Duke of York is on hand to go and fight in Johnson's Lazy Falklands and Right Bollock is doing Mary Beard (did somebody say doing Mary Beard?) and the King of the World still has a head. Sally accuses Richard of sexism and Law Fox has whipped himself into a fury about an offhand comment made by two women in America. Have you seen a Gwendoline Fly? But had Richard lost his right bollock again? Tune in next week to find out.