Rich and Ally's Craven Newsround

Friday 24th April 2026 - Nuke Em. Rich and Ally are back for the last Newsround of the week and Rich is a bit tired from performing every night. How did John Craven do it? Not that this is anything like anything he did. They talk about nuclear war and York City's promotion chances. Would a nuclear bomb or York failing to get promotion be worse? That's just one of the questions that is not addressed in this episode, which might include some songs.

Wednesday 22nd April 2026 - Ma-kak-que. It's been a difficult week with no sleep for Rich, but luckily he is a pro and none of that makes it to the screen and it's another serious news day covering Barbary Apes, Finnish sky penises and the interview that all the media wanted. Everything is OK. You have nothing to fear. Apart from Ally coming to your house in the night which is about 50% likely to happen. Sorry.

Tuesday 21st April 2026 - Bullseye! Rich and Ally are back after a brief hiatus with the biggest news story from Spain, involving serious injury to a Spanish man, so no laughs in this one. What do you mean, just like normal?

Friday 17th April 2026 - Keir. Back with all the genital based news from Apple News and definitely recorded today, Rich and Ally discuss the nick name the Iranians have for our PM for an unheralded 5th Newsround of the week!

Thursday 16th April - Beautiful Butterfly. Rich auditions for Saturday Night Live, but Ally is more interested in the revenge of Jesus in a very heavy Trump/Jesus week. Not too many songs if you don't like that bit. Why would you only not like that bit, you idiot?

Wednesday 15th April 2026 - Tomb of Christ. Rich and Ally are back with an exclusive news story for everyone but mechanics, and a live report from the discovery of the tomb of our Lord Jesus Christ. Is he in there or not? Our reporter will tell you, but which reporter will it be today?

Tuesday 14th April 2026 - Who Doctor? Sometimes on a fast moving show like Newsround we get it wrong. Today we make a sincere apology to anyone we have offended. It looks like tomorrow we might have to do more sincere apologies. But more up to the date news that you won't see in the lamestream media.

Monday 13th April 2026 - Lord of the Dance. Donald Trump has declared himself the new Jesus, which is totally normal. But is he the real one? And who will challenge him on this? And why weren't religious people annoyed about him before? You con't get this on the grown-up news

Friday 10th April 2026 - Melania. Rich and Ally discuss Melania's recent Epstein based statement and try to work out if it's possible to predict anything coming out of the White House. With a guest spot from someone who was also not a friend of Epstein and has no connection with him and doesn't know who he is. Weird we got him on really.

Thursday 9th April 2026 - Angels. Rich is back from the brink and ready to do a documentary on his breakdown. Today he and Ally discuss why people shouldn't be allowed to look old and also shouldn't be allowed to try not to look old. Minimal singing to appease the kind of people who think anything is worth saying on YouTube. And also to annoy the people who think anything is worth saying on YouTube if they like the singing.