Welcome to the very first episode of RIDE THIS TWO PODCAST!. We're so desperate we're ripping ourselves off! Join Muscle Daddy, Valentine , and DeLaney on their very first adventure with RIDE THIS TWO! Join them as they gag on Robb Alvey, SFOG, a possible MACK launch Coaster and so much for! Hold on tight because with RTO and RT2 IT'S A CULT NOT A FAMILY!

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NICK HUTSON joins us on episode 32 of Ride This One! This sexy Brit from across the pond is a famous musical composer for the theme park industry, contributor to The Season Pass Podcast, and host of the podcast, Musical Talk. Goliath and Slater harass Nick Hudson with a little help from Intern Chris and Ryan Delaney. We also have some special guests on this weeks edition of Theme Park Jeopardy! ON THIS SHOW:

• SeaWorld Entertainment's ACTUAL turnaround may be upon us
• Silverwood turns 30 this year
• New ticket option at WDW for procrastinators and those terrible at planning ahead
• ADULTS ONLY NIGHT at Playland in Vancouver
• New dark ride, Bazyliszek, opens at Legendia in Poland
• Twister II wooden coaster at Elitch Gardens now has shorter trains
• Donate to Coasterthon! A Roller Coaster Marathon supporting Children's Healthcare Of Atlanta

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On Episode 31 of Ride This One, We are joined by Slater, Goliath, Intern Chris and the biggest of them all Brechner for a sexy good time. Garbear talks about his trip to Las Vegas and Slater talks about his trip to Silver Dollar City. We had a recent fiasco with ACE, so we had to play tribute to that too. Coastersexual Part 3 and a bit of group therapy make their way into the episode. We also talk about all this crap:

• Fun Spot America (the ATL one) gets some love in the shape of bumper boats and laser tag               
• At bankruptcy auction, only 1 bidder for Schlitterbahn North Padre: The Bank, for $20 mill                                             
• Early effects of Six Flags membership program: Guest spending up 4%, Stock up 13%
• Steel Vengeance opened, and closed, and opened again.         
• B&M Wing Coaster Fenix at Toverland is nearly complete! 
• and so much more.

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The 30th episode of RIDE THIS ONE is here! Of course, Garbear bailed to Vegas and the boys got fucked up on things they found under the sink. Valentine, Jordan Driver and Trent Wilken join us as we attempt to shove 30 episodes of debauchery into one gaping roller coaster filled episode. Uncle Kevin returns with a new product, and The Ridefather teaches the boys a lesson about respect. On this epsiode:

• Schlitterbahn Corpus Christie needs a new owner in 2 weeks (that guy who chained himself to a slide?)
• Oz park is opening!
• Schlittlerbahn Corpus needs a new owner
• Nick Universe new ride 2018
• Knockoff Tower Of Terror
• Spinning
• Magnets, how do they work??

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Today we are joined by Ryan aka Mr. Rye Playland aka Rye Rye!

We get hung up and Hangtime and talk about everything from Xcelerator reopening to heads rolling on Verruckt!

We shame Goliath for missing this weeks episode for his anniversary and obviously dick jokes as far as the eye can see!

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Valentine return's for episode 28 of Ride This One! Goliath is back and as sultry as ever. We talked about:

• Dollywood Being Sued
• Linnanmaki new 2019 Coaster?
• Orlando 425ft StarFlyer topped off
• New Trains for Loch Ness Monster
• New Disney Patent for Indoor Fireworks
• Take Potential New Hires to a Park
• Timberwolf won't open on time
• Lakemont Park to remain closed this year
• Pipe makes a splash at Kalahri Sandusky

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On episode 27 of Ride This One, Jordan Driver returns to declare his spot as Muscle Daddy of RTO with the #RTOChallenge. The boys also invite Intern Chris out from the basement since Goliath was at Disney this week. We go over Slater's trip to Disney since Garbear is the only broke ass bitch that cant get his ass to Florida. We also talk about all this shit:

• Silver Dollar City's got some competition coming to Branson this summer in the form of a new "amusement park."
• Knotts: Xcelerator still closed, but Hangtime has begun testing.
• Hersheypark: Going to do something for 2020?
• Six Flags Fiesta Texas: Maybe be operating year round in the future.
• Ocean Park: Hong Kong Government giving Ocean Park $39.6 million USD because they've been failing the past few years and because fuck Disney.
• Alton Towers: Wicker Man looks cool.
• Thomas Kinkade - the American artist that pissed on helpless old Pooh Bear.
• Poor Pooh Bear

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On this episode we harass Brian Wactlar from The Civil Gore Podcast! You may recognize his voice from one of the many sketches he has voiced for us here on RTO. He is also our resident Jew and all around hilarious coaster enthusiast. Nicolas Cage and The Furry Coaster Club join in on the depravity as well.

ON THIS EPISODE:

• Desperado was CLOSED
• Robin Hood conversion
• Kennywood Thomas Town
• Kings Dominion renames coasters
• SFSTL Boss gets demoted
• Hollywood Studios keep its name
• More closures at Busch Gardens Tampa
• A sneak peek into the Furry Coaster Club
• Nicolas Cage reacting to the new Wickerman coaster

Music credits go to

• Scheming Weasel by Kevin MacLeod
• Like A Earthquake by Rick E Beatz
• No Cock Like Horse Cock by Pepper Coyote
• Spy and Die by OurMusicBox

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The Ride This One season two premiere is here! Shaun from the Youtube channel Shaun Does Stuff joins us for at least half of the episode before getting black out drunk. We apparently have a way with people, and that way is making people vomit and pass out mid-recording. Loop Dawg, Sir Clicks A Lot, and The Notorious F.A.G. drop their latest track, and we go over our top 2018 coasters. We also drunkenly stumbled through these topics:

Blackpool rips out their wooden wild mouse after lying about renovating it.

Busch gardens gives Curse Of Dark Castle the axe.

Slater's newest sexy dance

Our favorite new coasters of 2018 including:

• ASEAN Express at Fantawild Asian Legends
• Catapulta at Osteria Ai Pioppi
• Electric Eel at SeaWorld San Diego
• HangTime at Knott's Berry Farm
• Icon at Blackpool Pleasure Beach
• Merlin's Mayhem at Dutch Wonderland
• Steel Vengeance at Cedar Point
• Time Traveler at Silver Dollar City

and many more!

That instrumental beat for "Credits In My Stack" was produced by Ocean Beats. Click here to find it on Youtube.

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HOLY SHIT It's part two of our GOLIATH sized Christmas special! Join us again on a daring adventure through the depravity and sketches of Season one and discover some new shit we threw in there too! Happy New Years Bitches!

SEASON 2 Starts Feb 4th!

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