Ride This One Podcast

On this week's episode Slater's Gay Agenda has been put on hold while he leaves Uncle Kevin, Garbear and Goliath to discuss theme park topics which include

Goliath gets his drop line on at Dollywood

Rocky Mountain Coaster shows off their RMC Raptor track at their plant in Idaho

The guy who gave into his Roller Coaster Tycoon addiction, and chased that dragon for 10 years

Warner Brother Movie World in Australia showing off Mack Hypercoaster

Dwayne the Rock Johnson takes his dick out for Harambe in the new Disney Jungle Cruise concept

RTO Disaster had an idea for a new ride re-theming at Disney World and Disneyland Somalia Pirates of the Caribbean

Erotica World Brazil might need some Viagra to get it to open

We're really excited about their dark ride, It's a small dick after All

Garbear talks about his puffy nipples and that's the reason he doesn't go to water parks

The guys talk about the 4 potential new coasters at Cedar Fair and how Arrow Dynamics will be back with a Giga coaster.

Six Flags on the other hand is buying small parks, unfortunately even they can't make Worlds of Fun profitable.

Six Flags Magic Mountain unveils their new money making scheme, the unicorn funnel cake followed by the Unicorn Festival sponsored by Starbucks.

Drew the Fucking Intern from the In the Loop podcasts exposes himself to the Ride This One Theme Park Community

Among other things we discuss Sea World Orland's Desecration of the Kracken Statue and why Infinity Falls isn't gonna kill someone

Slater and GarBear get all moist about the new Rowdy Bear Mountain Resort and Mountain Coaster cumming to Gatlinburg

McDonalds accidently unvails the name Lake Winnepesauka 500

Drew tells us a story about how Tony Clark got to play a ride attendant at King Island's Mystic Timbers Media Day

The RTO crew continues to bitch about adding VR to Zomonboro Drop Of Doom

Finally in this week's episode we discuss the ineptitude of Worlds Of Fun's Marketing Department with #SlaterSLAYED #NoFBombs

In this week's episode of Theme Park News Slater, Garbear, Golaith and special guest Mark discuss the following theme park news topics:

New Ferrari Land Coaster opens with a bang

Lego's newest Beach Resort

Tokoyo Disneyland's new investment of $638 Million for a new land

Knotts Berry Farm adds shin restraints to Coastrider

Invadr's opening weekend at Busch Gardens Williamsburg

Vekoma's changing image with the new coaster at Lech in Poland

Six Flags Great Adventure adds new stop and frisk for loose objects policy for El Toro and Kingda Ka

Garbear is camping so it's only Goliath and Slater on this week's Ride This One podcast

Tony Clark introduces us to the new Digital Diners VR restaraunt at Cedar Point

Goliath's experience on Acriphobia Drop of Doom VR at Six Flags Over Georgia

El Boro at Six Flags Great Adventure, T-Express at Everland and Colossos at Heide Park which are all Intamin pre-fab are having technichal issues requireing a special type of maintenance, Colosus at Heide Park is closed all season.

Everland the home of the first ever VR ferris wheel has announced their latest technichal breakthrough, VR T-Express. Since Intamin's are experiencing this recall maybe Everland isn't going to be re-opening T-Express, but make you able to ride it in VR at the world's first first fully VR only Theme Park

Nothing says Merry Christmas like freezing your balls off on Mind Eraser at Six Flags New England as they announce Holiday In the Park.

Disney is returning to their sponsorship roots selling adds to Honda for Disneyland's Autotopia, while slater bitches about Ripping it out.

Slater shares a personal epxerience with the new huuuge station at Silver Dollar City, his theory is that the ride will not have a normal lift hill but will drop directly out of the station 150 feet down into the ravine. Cedar Fair's Worlds of Fun announces something new...a brand new sign!

Slater's friend from Knoebels crashed into the gate at Lakeside in Colorado causing Slater to talk about La Casa Bonita

Atlantis resorts has announces a new $1.5 billion resort for Hawaii right next to Disney's Aulani Resort on Oahu

Cedar Point, America's Rocking Butter Toast finally teases the new mean streak with a video saying They're Coming

Garbear's back in the Ride This One studio and on this episode we discuss the following theme park news items

We hear about how Luna Park's $20 Million Dollar plans.

Find out that Slater has actually watched the show Big 10 and he doesn't care they're re-naming it Accelerator.

Slater talks about a park in Goliath's home park Lake Winnie and we discuss their new ride.

Chicago's got a new themed restaraunt, and it's not gang crime, it's a very well themed spy restaraunt. http://www.safehousechicago.com/

Join us as we discuss the following theme park news items

We hear about the newest way parks are trying to take our money with Fast Lane Diamond Plus

Kalahari Poconos, or what Pro-Slide is really doing

Attempt to talk about Kennywood's 4D theater whatever that is but fail miserably

We find out that Disney think's we are wheelchair bound paraplegicss in preperation for Avatar Land

What should really go into the Geauga Lake location that will open before Skyplex

Slater wraps the show up all by himself.

In this weeks theme park news segments we talk about:

Elon Musk's plan for Tesla's new powered coaster

Discuss an ex-Disney employee's plan to build a theme park named Whirleygig Woods

What was Six Flags Over Georgia thinking when they added VR to their Drop Tower?!?!

Who's actually buying the All Season Flash Passes at Cedar Fair Parks?

Slater bores us with more talk about Silver Dollar City's roller coaster construction

Have a seat in Slater's new desk chair, a B&M test seat that he thinks is from from Busch Gardens Williamsburg's Gryphon that would make Mike and EB from Coaster Radio Jealous

Listen as Crazy Aunt Sue and Goliath share a story about how you should always trust the locker and never trust someone to hold it.

On this weeks episode we look at theme park news topics which include Sea world cuts one of Goliath's favorite things We discuss Glenwood Caverns's plan to train the next generation of pyros Pro-Slides something huge coming. Skyplex, will it ever open? Meanstreak Refurb with new open trains an RTO Exclusive We get a visit from a tipster about Disney's new Gondolas Six Flag China's new MA370 roller coaster with a Jonbenet Ramsey kiddie land, what's your #RTODisaster ride idea?

Join us on this week's episode

This week we get ours blown at Funspot

See some exciting funspot's version of Gangdam Style

Kings Dominion cheaps out on wifi with the addition of Battle For Kings Dominion

Give us your worst Roller Coaster Super Hero names on twitter using #RTOSuperHeros

Slater finds out that a kiddy coaster has a cock on it's logo.

Anakista, and yes it's another fucking mountain coaster coming to Gatlinbug.

Slater admits to padding his stats and tells us about his Mom's Smiler experience at Goats on the Roof

Experience sexy times with Rosie palms and her 5 sisters at the new microhotel under Mystic Timbers #WhatsInTheShed a fucking microhotel!

Star Trek: Operation Enterprise's new Ferengi ran bar Star Trek POV

Dawnson's Creek Dueling Alpine coaster at Bellewarde. I hope we can see Pacy and Jen themeing.

Uncle Kevin's Kiddy rental tells us about their new venture

Disney gives us some opening dates for Star Wars Land and Avatarland

Conneaut Lake Park comes back from the dead due to Slater's gum and credit whoring petition to add Devil's Den RCDB

In this week's Episode:

See how deep our Blow Holes go

We welcome Kevin and visit his freak show

We learn how Vegans earn their Red Wings and if Vegan gay dudes are allowed to swallow

Slater throws a big gay fit about stolen rainbows and we learn what Fun Spot was originally gonna call their new Roller Coaster

We dive into what really happened at Knoebels but not before a British Invasion

We take just the Tip of Dorney and find out why this Podcast even exists We close this week remembering our dear friend Elaine Jackson who left us too soon.