Ride This One Podcast

Merry Christmas Eve Bitches!

Join the boys on part one of a VERY SPECIAL two part holiday addition of Ride This One Podcast!

Take a stroll down memory lane with us as we revisit all the fun and sketches of season one!

Oh we made some new stuff too!

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On the final normal episode of this season, we welcome our intern Chris to the show! Don't get used to him though, since he'll be locked away in our basement churning out sketches for the next 2 years. He says its for his resume, but we are sure he is just a budding coaster-sexual that has the hots for Garbear. Whatever, Garbear likes it. IN THIS EPISODE:

• Disney is opening toy stores in Russia because it's too cold for a theme park
• Will Mind Eraser be re-themed to Riddler?
• Holiday World Announces water park additions
• Knott's Timber Mountain Log Ride must be made safer
• Elitch Gardens Stays in Denver
• Man Sues Kennywood over eye eating parasite
• 2017 Ride Warrior Choice Awards & Thrilling 32 Roller Coaster Poll

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Were 21 ya'll!

It's just Goliath and Slater in the basement this time as GarBear has escaped to Florida for the Holidays.

In this episode S&S takes center stage as we discuss the return of Steeplechase and the embarrassing state of Gale Force and Merlins Mayhem.

We discuss Dollywoods new penis coaster and amphitheater

Gerstlauer has a major come back in the states while Lakemont Parks future is sketchy at best.

Goliath talks about his experience with IAAPA and the sexy new trains he got to feel up.

Slater also shares the true story of Thanksgiving and Goliath eats the Kitchen sink!

This and much much more on this episode of Potty Mouth Podca. . . I mean Ride This One Podcast!

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Jordan Driver joins us from Hunksville. Hes the sexiest bear coaster enthusiast that we could find. In fact, Jordan has been with us from the very beginning. So, we hopped into his lap and let him take control of this episode with his big sexy arms. We talk about a plethora of junk like:

Six Flags builds 3 parks in China Lego Land New York finally gets moving Hang Time hangs ten at Knotts Furuvik introduces interactive dark ride RTO goes VIRAL...Kinda

Jordan goes to Rowdy Bear Mountain.

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Michael Muldoon from Wild Gravity Travels joins the boys on this episode just to be ravaged by Garett and Slater as soon as he stepped foot in the basement. It's ok, after what Big Boy did to us in this episode, you'll see that Michael got off easy. Michael, or M2 as he is known on the black market, has brought us some juicy details of his coaster past. He also divulges his deepest darkest coaster fueled desires on this weeks addition to the Coaster Sutra. Don't forget to take a spin on the Corkscrew Of Love before you leave.

IN THIS EPISODE:

• IMG Worlds of Adventure going international?
• Martin and Vleminckx launch wood all over IAAPA
• California's Great America is trying to get high with the FAA. 240 ft. to be exact
• Terminator 2 terminates on Oct. 8th
• The death of 2 beautiful B&Ms at IOA
• DONATE TO THOSE AFFECTED BY THE HURRICANES YA FUCK!
• My Toverland senses are tingling
• Dinosaurs Alive are now extinct at Kings Island
• OMG DC Rivals has a a POV! AHHH!
• Water Slide Ferris Wheel Straight outta Chimelong
• Kennywood's Log Jammer has jammed for the last time
• Oscar the Grouch gets fired from Uber, starts his own Taxi Coaster
• Rowdy Bear Mountain installs the world's first Mountain Glider, still sounds like a porno
• COASTER RADIO MEET UP BITCHES. We better see you there!

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Tim Wilson FINALLY gets his ride on Ride This One. As the Co-Host of The Civil Gore Podcast, Tim is usually drooling over horror films and bad movie franchises rather than roller coasters. We just had to bring him on the show to emasculate him about his tiny coaster count. We also felt pretty guilty, since The Wilson Brothers have been producing sketches for us ever since we locked them down in the basement. Its only fair that Tim get his turn since Kevin has been on the show like a million times. Come get your Crab Fries ladies and gentlemen, this is going to be one crazy dulcet toned filled adventure. IN THIS EPISODE:

• Kentucky Kingdom says they're shutting down their Hurricane Bay
• Georgia Cyclone gets some RMC lovin
• Busch Gardens, Williamsburg gets its sexy 315 ft coaster approved.
• Seaworld said they wouldnt sell, but Merlin offers anyways
• Fiesta Texas Lasso of Clones RMC single rail announcement
• Slater met a guy on Grinder that knows that Gwazi is getting RMCd

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Dwayne Kilbourne from Coaster Addict stops by the basement since Slater has a stock of chloroform and a thing for muscle daddies. Sure, he runs one of the best theme park blogs on the internet, but really we just needed someone to pose for April in our Coaster Boy Monthly Calendar™. Dwayne really is a sweetheart under that beefy exterior. He does charity events on the regular, and is currently promoting his CHOA Coasterthon to raise money for The Children's Hospital Of Atlanta. He is also running a GoFundMe for a little girl named Jaime that could really use your help. Don't be such a scrooge! Support the cause today! Besides getting all sappy about Dwayne's giant....heart, we also talked about all sorts of really cool theme park stuff.

Hurler gets higher than Garbear

RMC Raptor test run gets the boys rock hard

RMC knocking it out of the park with 7 new projects

Knott's dirt patch

540ft Miami drop tower pipe dream

When people ask us if we went to D23

Busch Gardens got a permit for Busch Gardens Barcelona or whatever

Goliath also told me to include links for 2 Girls One Cup, One Guy One Jar, and The Cheese grater Raccoon.

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Mike Collins from Coaster Radio finally joins the boys on the show! After months of infiltrating Coaster Radio's layer, Slater was able to chloroform the theme park podcast host and drag him down to his basement. Mike was a great sport. He gave us a behind the scenes look at Coaster Radio, discussed some great theme parks stories, and even showed us of all of the kinky shit that E.B. is into. Goliath accidentally insulted Mike's mother, so C Pain came and taught the boys a lesson. Good thing hip-hop legend Loop Dog was there to save the day. We visit to the executives over at Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean. We also got some voicemails from you fuckers trying to get at Mike's dick, so we had to play those too.

IN THIS EPISODE:

Owa sets an opening date

Fun Spot is buying up shit all over the place

Stratosphere in Vegas is FINALLY installing that fish hook coaster. Oh wait, they just sold it?

Pirates Of The Caribbean gets even more PC

Neil Patrick Harris responds to our request about being RTO's announcer.

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Little Spoon Kenny from Grim Grinning Hosts and In The Loop joins us this week on Ride This One! The theme park garbage man broke out from the sweat shop that makes all of Clint Novak's beanies just to join us for a bit of debauchery. The boys couldn't wait to get their hooks into the unsuspecting bear. After several hours of hot passionate love making and animal noises, the boys were able to record a wonderful podcast that covers all topics under the sun including: Six Flags Over Georgia could possibly RMC Georgia Cyclone due to some random nerd seeing some spray paint Busch Gardens Tampa's plans to turn Sand Serpent into an indoor coaster Slater and Kenny's sex tape goes viral after ITL leaks it on Youtube Six Flags plans to create giant cock rings and 5 other record breaking rides Paramount Park in London drops the Paramount name Dollywood's Lightning Rod is back open but this time it's running as designed which is up to 10mph slower than it was when it opened. Phantasialand announces the first launched flying coaster ever designed by Vekoma

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Jared Sizequeen... I mean Jared Sizemore, aka Valentine, joins the boys for an interesting look into the Orlando theme parks. Oh who are we kidding, Slater and Goliath just blabbed about their trip to Florida they took to ride Dragon Challenge before it closes. At least Valentine was able to throw in his two cents in since he lives underneath Mineblower at FunSpot giving $5 blowies to the construction workers. If you need one, you know where to find him. Randy Ray Redford, Teresa May, and the infamous Mamma Paula also take care of some business on this episode. We also listen to some voice mails that Slater got for bitching out on the Coaster Radio meetup.

IN THIS EPISODE!

• Mineblower blows our minds
• Nintendo Land does some boring shit
• AVATAR LAND OPENS
• Volcano Bay ain't all it's cracked up to be
• Gayness
• These were all supposed to be links

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