What have you left in an Uber Asheville?! Rizzo and Jeff question how you ended up #6 in THE NATION!! Was it the burrito steamer? The fake teeth? Or the life-sized cardboard cutout of Scott Stapp that put us over the top?! Are Taki’s fine, because one student got SUSPENDED for chippin on the bus! YOU made need to use the bus soon with the major construction project about to start on 26, Jackson’s Western is even moving because of it. How much was your wedding? Did your in-laws pay? Pat Sajack won’t be paying for his daughters if she keeps him away from HER boyfriend. HI FIVE TO THAT! Are you a High 5 guy like David Putty? Or do you have a Doubtfire HELLLLO like Rizzo? Gilbert Gottfried would be jealous! That’s almost enough to jump on the viral trend of rapping about the worst thing to happen to you. Gaze into Rosie’s eyes, ignore crotchety Whoopie, and PLEASE stop making love to your friends’ wives. Who knew the British stuff helped? Vroom vroom to turning this karma car around with Rizzo and Jeff on 105.9 The Mountain.

TODAY WAS A ZOO! After peacocking around with overly aggressive sparrows and dodging the makaks with STD’s, Rizzo and Jeff got and update on the elephant on the loose in Butte, Montana! Does anyone actually visit BUTTE?! What we ARE excited to visit is the Salvage Station when Rizzo’s love Melissa Ethridge comes to town in September! Any Ethy’s in Asheville?! We wonder if she will visit The Carolina Foot Hills resort when she’s in the area? One review of our nearest nudist resort had RAVE reviews for the Bop-It, volleyball, and DJ JJ Stevie!When do you become too old to nude? You could hide yourself behind a McDonalds paper bag if you pay the new 10¢ charge! Start hoarding your plastic bags before they take them away next and you’ll have a trunk full of reusable ones! No your dead uncle can’t co-sign that. LobsterFest may be leaving us, Meghan Markle’s jam is the WORST, and Schweppes is pulling a sugary fast one! Pass the Planters All Fruit and lean your seat back and enjoy the supple leg room on this WILD ONE with Rizzo and Jeff on 105.9 The Mountain

It’s Tuesday- You Know What That Means- The debut of Listener Court! Are you ready for a Doozy of a day Asheville? How did Tax Day treat you? Rizzo and Jeff discuss one woman’s viral video about the ‘IRS SCAM’ that’s makes you PAY to work? If only somebody like Charles Barkley had a show that could teach her! But Sir Charles and Gale King were canceled after 6 months. How do taxes work in Canada? One man was victimized for 4 months with HAM PIZZA DAILY! Does he have to claim that?! And the FIRST Rizzo and Jeff LISTENER COURT tackles who claims Jimmy our large weed smoking friend coming in for weekend? Rizzo and Jeff make their cases then YOU decide! Ain’t no Switzerland about it, and this isn’t divorce with shared custody. One wins- the other gets Jimmy all weekend- what will YOU decide Asheville?! Smelly Yu Gi Oh players with neck stuff, Hobby Lobby bathrooms, grumpy Lou Graham and Octopi all leave us scratching our heads. Load up your new auto fire security camera before you check out this episode of Rizzo and Jeff on 105.9 The Mountain.

Do YOU feel like being Goofy today?! Rizzo and Jeff turn to Homer Simpson to get some answers on how Goofy caused permanent injury to one Disney guest! The votes are still out if he’s a cow or a dog. One person that will be no help with counting is John Wayne Bobbit- he’s down a few more appendages. Though he is quite philosophical. His brain might work for science but OJ’s was declined. Will Smith’s might need to be examined after his Cochella appearance. A better choice would have been DJ Captain Kirk- the 92 year old Long Island Korean War vet spinning hits for the elders. What’s your go to soda choice or gas station wine? Well it is Tax day… Nobody has come up and put bread in our jar, but they do ask ‘man what are they doing here?’ with Rizzo and Jeff on 105.9 The Mountain!

IN MEMORIAM TO JUICE. Rizzo and Jeff reflect upon how insanely close they were to an OJ Simpson interview with a deep dive into Orenthal. Caitlyn Jenner says ‘Good Riddance’ while OJ says ‘pass’ on her wife Chris. Did you know he was the first choice for terminator over Arnold?! We paint nothing burger and name it Kato Kaelin. Ford has recalled thousands of Broncos for fuel leaks and we ask ‘where were you’ when the verdict came in 30 years ago? OJ may not have been a great husband, which leads Rizzo down a rabbit hole on where to take his finance for her birthday- your suggestions were ALL appreciated. Check the Facebook page this weekend to see where they ended up. After their meal perhaps a nice fart walk is in order as one woman describes how it helps keep you regular and keeps you close as a couple. 9am hour silly’s HERE!!! Is a Hertz 10 Honk Salute in order?

How’s your appetite?! Fire up your Dutch ovens for a feeding frenzy on today’s Rizzo and Jeff! The Dutch have out done themselves a-gain, as they say in Canada- a billboard emitting the sweet smell of McDonalds fries is on the way! That’s not what’s happening in the Philippines, as one woman shares her concern overeating cat. We debate if it was alley cat, barn cat, and Johnny asked if it was one of those no fur cats before sharing some rattlesnake hors devours recipes. How would the chefs of Food Network do preparing such a treat? LITTLE DID WE KNOW NC HAD SUCH GRILLED CHEESE PASSION! On average you eat 57 a year! Even Rizzo & Jeff’s #1 Fan Dave chimed in with adding slaw. Which side do you butter/ mayo? The INSIDE?! Keep it in the pan so you don’t slip on it and start a new lawsuit. Buy your cheese NOW as 828 News Now reports cheese and eggs are going up with Bird Flu here. Springlemeyer had us jazzed up for more Ornithological tid bits and animal facts. This one was for the birds on 105.9 The Mountain.

Do the lead filled lunchables you’ve been eating have you home sick today? What’s your go to tv choice? Price is Right? Soaps? How about some Carrol O Connor? Rizzo and Jeff had quite the medical journey today! One lucky fella can’t stop the giggles, and we read up on a botched stick surgery. If yours stick still shifts, what car is the sexiest? One NC native named Walter McCray has been ducking the law for 4 years for making love to a Toyota Avalon! That would never fly in Russia! And neither would some of your favorite tunes- Kokomo and Ice Ice Baby could land you in Siberia!! WE’RE SORRY EMMA- Meatloaf may not be allowed either despite your gripes! Maybe the AI created ‘Dan’ can help let her down easy. Dan would be a better date than the one guy suing 50 of his ex’s- not all Dr’s are McDreamy. Today’s office visit led to us learning a lot more people than we thought will make more than Caitlyn Clark in the WNBA!

 Listen to THIS episode of Rizzo and Jeff twice daily and we’ll check in again tomorrow on 105.9 The Mountain.

What were your thoughts on the eclipse? Rizzo was less than impressed...We chatted with Jon from Hendo and Allen and many others who weighed in with their opinion...Lets not forget the woman from the Weather Channel that had an out of body experience...We also learned that Jeff got beat up by a girl on a bus in middle school...That was nothing compared to another Jeff who called and had to mace a woman dressed as a rabbit while in his wheelchair on an ART bus...At least the bus stayed off the railroad tracks unlike the story about a school bus driver who pulled onto some to teach kids a lesson...We attempted to lighten the mood and have sausage bring us closer together but failed...It seems bratwurst doesn't make people happy...We checked in with America's mayor and she has the receipts...Why is Sly Stallone calling coworkers "tubs of lard?" Bobbit me once shame on you...Bobbit me TWICE shame on me!!! That and so much more on the Tuesday rendition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!! 









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All eclipse all morning long...Are you ready for it? Will your pets be ok? What about your peepers? Well thanks to a tip from our buddy Eric we are heading to get our welding glasses...Another thing you might not be watching soon is The Wheel as a sassy Sajak says goodbye. Maybe a commemorative photo of Pat is in the cards...We bet it will be more than a Bea Arthur autograph...Would you spend $400 on B? There are plenty of places to be nude...But court? And for your kitty kat? Not sure if Ron Popeil will be naked any time soon...Maybe the Shamwow guy will be...On a day after National Beer Day we crack open a Modelo and celebrate the life of Kurt Cobain who left us 30 years ago today...That and so much more on The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

What makes you giggle Asheville? After rattling off some Grover Cleveland era slang, Rizzo and Jeff DEEP DIVE into YOUR STATES list of funniest movies with your help! Animal House? Talladega Nights? How about Cheech and Chong?! CAN ONE OF YOU COME CLOSE TO #1?! One drunk rascal caused a whole plane to deboard in SC! Is that worse than being a mile high with no bathrooms? If planes aren’t your thing- The Sun Princess a brand new $1 billion cruise ship is setting sail soon. Stay onboard because hopping off for an aqua-dump is frowned upon, especially in Tampa Bay. SON OF A BISCUIT this is 100% Evander Holyfield approved! But then again he’s missing an ear. Cough up $3 for the COVID fee if you have the obesity gene, crank up KISS and enjoy Rizzo and Jeff on 105.9 The Mountain. Sans wrestling chat.