Lettuce celebrate making halfway through the week by gorging silly snacks and Irish portals! Rizzo and Jeff ask- What makes a sandwich? And Asheville was on a roll with calls! The Indiana Supreme Court recently made a decision declaring A TACO IS A SANDWICH! Does that cut the mustard to you? Pizza Hut has their own take with a debuting Cheeseburger melt!

Available for delivery or pick up- just don’t get caught using the app in your car at the drive thru like one teen is Saskatoon or it will cost ya! Can you make a sandwich with Cheddar Bay Biscuits? Not any more as Red Lobster is closing 500 locations, so we share a classic retrospective and fond memories.

 The people of Dublin and NYC may look back with fond memories of the live 24/7 portal that briefly connected the cities, but after one week- it has been closed for OBVIOUS reasons. If the puns are SUB-par today, we apologize and promise to keep it between the mayo and the mustard next time with Rizzo and Jeff on 105.9 The Mountain.

Rizzo and Jeff celebrate NC’s ‘Strive Beyond’ week by leaving the cars at home and checking in Lee Horselagger from XAmericaByHorse.com. Just don’t ask about his woolens or sleeping situation, he gets ornery. Horselagger is hoping to make it to Boston by years end cruising at a brisk 3mph IN A HORSE AND BUGGY!! That sounds about exhilarating as doing 2,000 jigsaw puzzles with your partner. 3mph is about how fast the traffic on 26 is moving this morning, so we got our bids in for the new connector project. Oh My Stars! Is the MTV Movie and TV Awards CANCELED?! WE OBJECT! This weeks listener court involved TV dinner you would eat watching… Encore or Banquet chicken? King Charles can’t taste either with his latest health problems. Grab a burger with that guy from The Office and get your rat tail and bell bottoms ready for Rizzo and Jeff on 105.9 The Montain. And that’s the way the cookie crumbles.

Greetings from Little America! Let’s start the week by giving away $5,000 on Rizzo and Jeff!! Chris Angel from Mountain Credit Union stopped by with Red Wolf Contracting to make somebody’s day! Local listener Autumn went to the 105.9 The Mountain website, checked out the contest page and entered to win JUST LIKE YOU SHOULD- EVERYTIME WE HAVE A CONTEST!

The best part of waking up might be Folgers in your cup- how about Bono and Potatoes- or Cicadas?! Jeff Wicker from ‘Ya’ll Be Lookin’ called in with his best cicada recipes- how do you like em? Fried? Battered? On a croissant? We wonder if that is on our friend Lee Horselager’s diet as he tours the country like he’s on the Oregon Trail! Hop aboard your 16th century Suffolk Punch, fly past the mail truck going 105mph, and give us your MOST OVER RATED BANDS!

The 105.9 Facebook has over 200 comments since last night- so we give the results. Would you get a pig kidney? No celebrities were harmed or sucker punched in this episode of Rizzo and Jeff on 105.9 The Mountain.

Rizzo and Jeff's Week in Review (Week of 05-05) was a doozy! The ONLY FAT in the DPRK, Intern Jacob may know Sousa but not Swayze, Wolf Blitzers Speedbag is HURTING, Ric Flair is DRUNK (you NEVER cut off the KING). A woman wants to KILL a doctor for the NON-STOP RUNS she got after surgery and speaking of smells Rizzo and Jeff have a little fun with the 828 regarding Celebs who LOOK LIKE they just STINK! Catch up on all the fun EVERYWHERE podcasts are at or here LINK BELOW: 

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Milfs, Meats, and Malibu’s are the PERFECT way to celebrate Mom on a Mothers Day weekend lead-in for Rizzo and Jeff! Ashley Madison’s chief strategy officer Paul even phoned in to drop some AMAZING affair stats! Monday after Mother’s Day they see a 400% INCREASE in wife’s and moms looking for a little extra on the side! One subway worker was punched in the mouth for leaving off the extra ham. 

Should have gotten a burger, like the story Richard Simmonds shared about a juicy moment the WeightSaint had with Roseanne Barr. Roseanne wasn’t exactly THE BEST tv Mom- so we polled North Carolina. Mrs Cunningham? Peg Bundy? Carrol Brady? We PROMISE you will NEVER guess #1- but SOME your suggestions were on the list. Do you have fond Malibu memories or are you more of a SAAB guy? Is Ozempic butt the new cool fad?

How do we know? Rizzo takes it for the real reasons! Most of us stop being cool at 39 anyways. Double check the club on your Sonata and keep that car stereo on 105.9 The Mountain with Rizzo and Jeff.

It’s a Stormy one today on Rizzo and Jeff! No not the one giving testimony. Did the thunderstorms have you up all night wondering if Joy Behar and Ricky Martin could repopulate the Earth? Or if could you win a mid-air brawl over the pacific? How about which celebrity stinks?

After learning about Jellyroll’s 5K results we ask who might need a shower- Shaq? Danny Devito? How about Mama June? None of them have ever put out an album so we tested Intern Jacob on the hits of other stars. Can he name ANY or is all hope lost?

Speaking of hopeless- how would a knife-less Swiss Army Knife do you ANY good?! One would have really come in handy recently at an Alabama Golden Corral where one woman gave birth waiting in line for Liver and Onions! That’s still better than noshing on a mattress. How would your digestive tract react to that? Constant diherea of halitosis, which is worse? Throw on ur Scouting slacks and keep it uncultured with Rizzo and Jeff on 105.9 The Mountain.

"We Talk to Local Rapper/ Doc Dee about Senior STD's and Steven Segal smells like a Moose in Heat" BET US ON THAT!!! 

One- Two- Skadoo- it’s a Stylin’ and Profilin’ Wednesday to celebrate Joanie and Chachi’s 40th on Rizzo and Jeff- WOOO! As a North Carolina native- would YOU cut off The Nature Boy? One Tallahassee college bartender almost got figure foured when he kicked Ric Flair out of a bar! Lucky he didn’t get bit like one man who had a chunk taken out his skull at a EDM concert. Flair got banned from that bar just like Gregg Doyle got banned from all Caitlyn Clark games for his awkward questions.

One person who doesn’t mind the awkward chat is Dr Shannon Dowler, a local woman who has been chosen by the US government to lead the charge on a syphilis task force. With heavy Shel Silverstein and Weird Al influence- Dr Fowler has written a rap to help the sexually active elders.

Even if you yourself are getting close to an expiration date- how long would you let your milk go? Is it ‘sell by’ or ‘drink by’? Does the 5 second rule fly if you drop your food? If your answers get you booted from the Asheville Foodie group you’ll fit right in here, even if you’re the stinky guy at the office! Bite your tounge in front of our in flight waiter, and sop the grease off your Za for this Honky Tonk Wednesday with The Rizzo and Jeff Show

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Rizzo and Jeff got a real special one lined up, just for you! Listener Court is ONCE AGAIN in session- As King or Queen of the castle- should the door be closed whilst you sit upon the thrown? Is the Honeymoon over if the wife is doing business only a shower curtain away? What say YOU Asheville? Commode door opened or closed at your house? Tom Selleck doesn’t have that issue with 63 acres at his disposal- let’s hope he stays working and away from reverse mortgages. The Colorado ‘SplashStreet Boys’ of the water dept released their own music video on that very issue and water conservation as a whole. You may WANT to close the bathroom door with some of these food combos people called in with- pickles and Dr Pepper?! If that upsets you- join Giselle and the fiancé of Aaron Hernandez in the complaint line. Richard Simmons has updated his YouTube for the first time IN A DECADE- did we have anything to do with it? Take your 13 year old grandson’s advice and keep it with Rizzo and Jeff on 105.9 The Mountain- just keep mom away from the milkman!

Put your dukes up...It's time to take some wacks at Wolf Blitzer's speed bag....Speaking about being all sped up...We learned about Whoopi's bits and pieces ...What a treat she was in the 80's...It was ski season for her and the lifts were wide open...Also why was she around a bowl of Quaaludes? Smells like Cosby...One thing Cosby would not do is dress up like a squatch and taunt Templest Bledsoe at her school like this one father did....North Carolina...Show us your Onlyfans...Did you know you are ranked #1 for the most Onlyfans pages? Someone who doesn't have one surprisingly is Kim Kardashian who was the star of the Tom Brady roast...Or should we say Caitlyn Jenner...They seem to share the same cheekbones...Do you know whose cute cheekbones we are gonna see on daytime tv for many more years? That's Drew Carey who pledges to die on stage at The Price Is Right ...That and so much more on The Rizzo & Jeff Show

This Week Rizzo and Jeff begin chatting about Zebras before discovering they sound like a Dorse. Then we meet a woman who would MAKE LOVE to an Alien if asked as it would show she was "Chosen". We then meet AL who tries to WOO all the ladies of the 828 after paying 400 a week for a LOVE CONNECTION billboard in Texas. After speaking to a VIRAL SENSATION Emma was smitten as a kitten. Listener Court pit Rizzo and Jackie Chan vs. Jeff and Steven Segall. This is when Rizzo realizes Jeff and him had Ozempic jugs and Rizzo could NEVER score him some 78 year old CHER! Finaly Intern Jacob was put to the test! the 20 something year old PHENOM knows 1800s music like Jeff knows wrestling and Rizzo knows Bea Arthur! 

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