Jenner Jimmies on top and a sweet Oprah cherry and throw in a Mcdonald's Karen claiming a man hangs on Epstein Island kicks off the show today...What's with the nudity lately? A couple wants their guests to come to their wedding nude and a man can't understand why people have an issue with him walking around his neighborhood naked...Well that leads us to groping in a good and bad way ...A bad way is what Kevin Spacey explains as not groping but caressing ...Spacey caressed ...Did you know about the pillowcase on the airplane trick? A guy was called out on a plane for it...Joey Chestnut is a sell-out...No more mouthing wieners for him as he has signed on with a vegan wiener company...He is out of the Nathans Hot Dog Eating Contest...AI is a scary thing....We played an AI version of Conway Twitty doing 50 Cent and you'd think he was live and in concert...The way Twitty says SHAWTY is what it does for us...Just a quick note...We stop being cool at 41 ...Although everyone on The Mountain Facebook disagreed...Can he undo her bra as fast as she can undo his diaper? That was the question that was asked as we talked about a 23yr old that met an 80yr old at a nursing home...Are you bald and alone? It seems if you are that the lyrics from Hanson's MMM Bop now speak to you as you have gotten older...What if your child's teacher was drunk at school? We talked about one in California who was drunk but not charged because in CA it is not illegal to be drunk in the classroom...We tickled you with Melissa Etheridge live from women's prisons which we will get deeper into tomorrow...Sit back and enjoy the Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show.

What happened to the comedic Whoopi...We pondered that to start the show on what turned out to be a flaccid opening audio...Yesterday we talked about the KitKat ketchup combo and today we received a video from listener Johnny who tried it...Not only did he try it but he washed it down with buttermilk...As we talked about the Chinese offering their employees 10 days of unhappy leave a year we decided that it wasn't best to talk about Wuhan and we should avoid taking a trip down Fauci highway...If your boss uses the restroom, don't take pics of it and tag her online...It could cost you your job...We rolled into the JNN to talk about hail hitting planes...Death by python and getting fired for taking a pic of a guy in a restaurant with a blow up doll...George Lopez is a sassafras and completely overrated...We went through some of the most overrated comedians...D.L. Hughley...Paula Poundstone...Gallagher...And to top it off...Carrot Top ....What is more of a fashion no-no ...Socks to your knees or Sketchers slip-ons aka dad shoes...It seems Jeff slip-ons alone as Rizzo goes 9-0 on Listener Court ...Chick-Fil-A sauce...Horsey Sauce ...Blackened Ranch Sauce from Popeyes...What is the best fast food sauce...People are pissed at Burger King's new ranch dressing...We have determined the Wendy's chili sauce "slaps" ...A $100 condom...High school students helping you figure out if your drink is spiked...Kevin Costner trying hard to look younger...That and so much more on the Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show

Transporting a mattress? Make sure you get the help of Momma Grape to lay on the mattress and hold it down and not have your wife do it...We chatted about a guy whose wife fell off the back of a truck on a highway lying down on the mattress to keep it in place...A place where mattresses need to be used is Japan...The Japanese are concerned about the population and are doing whatever they can to promote love making...Nudists are not happy that no one is looking at them...We have determined that most nudists look like a freshly popped can of Pillsbury croissants...Speaking of Pillsbury...We talked about the difference between fat Drew Carey and the skinny Drew Carey and took a journey back in time for when the man scored a perfect bid during the showcase...Why are we putting ketchup with KitKat's? Why did a bull jump into the crowd at a rodeo...And why did a guy's colon fall out after sneezing? We heard from Johnny who is going to try KitKats and ketchup after work today...He also let us know he had bowel issues all weekend...Speaking of issues...What is butterball naked? A guy in Evansville Indiana was "butterball" naked when the cops arrived, and he told them it was ok because he was filming a movie...Do you need a new butt? We talked about a book in Texas that has been brought back to school library shelves after it was banned...Do you sing and talk to your plants? Well, we found out Rizzo does...And we spoke to a woman that has a business where she travels around and brings indoor plants back to life by singing and talking to them...Do you hobby horse? We heard from a man who has extreme passion for the sport...Is it a sport? A realtor fired for exposing his boss who left a giant turd in the toilet at one of the houses he was trying to sell...Mind you there was no water...Nick Cannon insured his junk...That and so much more on the Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

The Rizzo and Jeff Show has been on FIRE for a while now. Tire Fire or Killing it, that’s up to you but our week in review is something SPECIAL! We begin with ALIEN ABDUCTIONS, slide into Mom’s taking kids on job interviews, how Rizzo and Jeff were PULLED OVER by not 1 but 3 Buncombe County Sheriff’s officers and we end with our cities Mayor on a Manheimer Monday! No, not politics BUT White House Bathrooms and Food. We delve into US presidents Food Choices for visitors and end with Listener Court. Should Rizzo HAVE TO take down his picture of Bea Arthur hanging on his wall IF it distracts his lady!

Name a famous Ricky...Ramirez? Martin? ...We kicked off the show with an update of the baconator eating man from Michigan who has had a weeklong drama with his license that he never had...It also seems to be the week of thoughtful criminals as we talked about a woman who called 911 to report she was currently stealing a car...Did you know we were alpha males? We learned that from the 18-24yr old crowd as we talked about a bar that only allows ages 30 and up to enter...Why was there a bear strolling around downtown? Thanks to Johnny we have determined it was momma bear who was searching for the two Violet Beauregarde's who messed with her cubs...The disingenuous goodbye...As we prepare for the final night of Sajak on the wheel we talked about Vanna's goodbye...And boy was it flaccid...In a surprising turn of events on a "Who Do You Wanna Fight Friday" we zeroed in on Sajak...We gave our case...His admission to being a drunk...Him yelling at the audience...And him submitting himself every year to People Magazines "Sexiest Man Alive" ...Don't go see The Smashing Pumpkins because Billy Corgan cares more about the NWA than playing their hits for you....In a stunning turn of events, Sajak released his final goodbye...In it he was happy to teach us all the Alphabet ...Maybe with all his wealth he can go buy the Full House home that is up for sale...Wipe down your bike seats if you want to bike naked...And if you're driving around Asheville this weekend...Watch out for railroad spikes...Enjoy this Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show

Who the hell is Rolf Benirschke? We found out he is the guy that took over for Sajak in the one-year Sajak left to do an evening talk show…We then paid homage to a food that not one human hates, CORNBREADDDDD…We played a viral song from a man that expresses his love for the delectable treat…That sure was a double dose of tasty…Is it paddling time? Maybe time to sit in the corner with your dunce cap on? We talked about a woman who enjoys being disciplined like a child in her marriage…Johnny checked in with his best Wolf Blitzer impersonation to give a JNN exclusive to talk about a fake waterfall in China…He was quite upset…Are you ashamed that you were abducted by aliens? We talked to a woman named Sev Tok who has experienced this more than 12 times and got red X’s on her tush from what she calls “Grey’s” …The calls flew in…Someone actually called and said their ex husband had their tush stamped!! This biggest news in the last 5 years in Hollywood happened today…According to “multiple” sources…Danny DeVito wants to get back with Rhea Perlman…We chronicled their love story and decided before Rhea goes back to that adulterer Danny, that she should sew her wild oats with either Pete Davidson or Shaq…Can we stop crapping on airplanes? Yet another story of a first-class passenger deciding to not use the bathroom but use his seat to go #2 …Get your parents dressed up to join you on your job interview and check out the Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

The Sajak goodbye continues with a guy that hates his wife and step kids to start the show...Then we learned a lesson...If you don't have proper parking credentials there are certain Karens that will get their sons to come out and DO YOU if you don't move...We then delved into the rowdy world that is being an octogenarian...One crashed a glider into a tree at 86...The other is an unfit grandma...Do goats talk? We took an in depth look...Our #1 caller Johnny believes they talk, and described the exact conversation he has with his goats in the morning...If you're going to steal a car just make sure you return it...That's what a local Buncombe County man who is still on the loose did...In the same vein of discussing felonies, we chatted about Alec Baldwin who has a new TV show about his family coming to TLC ...Is there a mom exemption? Should moms be able to leave their cart at the supermarket in the parking lot when leaving? Asheville seems divided except for Grandma Emma who is Switzerland although we found out she was chastised for her incendiary comments about Bea Arthur being a drag queen on yesterday's show....If we are going to pay $10.99 for chicken nuggets, we want Jim Purdue to feed them to us...Who knew Amazon tribes loved adult films so much? And a tip for beachgoers...If the kids get rowdy on the beach just crank up some Beethoven and enjoy the Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!! 










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Rizzo & Jeff kicked off Tuesday's show happy that no cops were involved in their morning...After that sense of relief the show celebrated the final week of Sajak by suggesting a commemorative Sajak bobblehead...

Only to reconsider because his head is a watermelon on top of a twig...How could you ship grandma still alive from the nursing home to the funeral home? That happened to one Nebraska woman...We figured out it was big pharma that got her because she was trafficking viagra...If the plan upon a breaking and entering is to eat cereal, make sure its Urkelo-s ... Like Willy Wonka? Well so does John Stamos...And In the light of the new musical based on the failed WIlly Wonka Experience we jam to Stamos's new song "Willy's Candy Spectacular '' ...

To Bea Or Not To Bea ...We debated if Rizzo should remove his taped up photo of Bea Arthur off of his bedroom wall as it makes his lady uncomfortable during adult time...The calls flooded in and the results were shocking...Dr. Pepper is now the #2 soda in America and speaking of America...American Gladiators is returning on Amazon Prime...Lotion up those porky mitts and check out the Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Everyone meet Rizzi-Misdemeanor …We were pulled over this morning by 3 Sheriff’s officers to kick off our Monday for “speeding” in a Nissan Juke….If that did creep us out…Mr. Rogers sure did…A new channel on Pluto TV is going to have 24/7 Mr. Rogers …We went through some creepy moments from the show that involved soaking feet in a tub…One person who was not on that show but hates that he is typecast is Alfonso Robeiro aka Carlton Banks from The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air…Rizzo seems to think Danny Devito is typecast…But for what? When do you plan on dying? The general consensus for young folks is the ripe old age of 76…Who has lived a while is President Biden…And in talking with Mayor Manheimer this morning we discussed such important things like what the bathrooms are like in The White House as well as the food that is served…Democrats go for the quinoa and Republicans offer Chick-Fil-A…Which would you choose? Grab your banjo and bird dog with Rizzo on his porch on this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Do you know how it’s a fat man that hit your car? He leaves a pack of tacos on the hood…That’s how we started our Friday…Then we took a trip to Tennessee to listen to a woman who guns down cicadas…When you see a cicada, shoot a cicada! Just admit it…You lied about reading books to get your free personal pan pizza at Pizza Hut…Also Rizzo remembers his elementary school librarian…Sally Struthers? Kathy Bates? John Daily? …Just some of the blondes we celebrated on National Blonde Appreciation Day…A quick shout out to Lenny Kravitz who is 9 years celibate…In his free time he can go lick eggs at a supermarket, because that is what folks are doing at one in particular after the market offered compensation for anyone that got food poisoning from their food…On a Who Do You Wanna Fight Friday we find out Grandma Emma wants to pummel her decrepit second ex-husband…Let’s add in Kim Jung Un who is dropping poop on South Korea…Do you enjoy BUTT ROCK? Think Creed…Hinder…Papa Roach…We went through the list of the biggest Butt Rock acts of all time….Do you yearn to be topless? Rizzo & Jeff learned today that Asheville used to have the Breast March where women openly went topless downtown…Be careful if you’re using the restroom because we found out one of our listeners Tim creeps around public restrooms looking for money left behind…That and so much more on the Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!