Can you name a manly man? Jerry Seinfeld seems to feel there are none…No worries…We came up with one…Jelly Roll…Even though he enjoys bringing his portable sauna on tour and even though it smells like dirty jock straps and Mennen speed stick…He still is a man’s man…Note to self…Don’t show up to virtual court for a charge of driving with a suspended license while you’re driving…Why are seniors so sexual and vicious lately? We talked about an 81-year-old man who terrorized a neighborhood for a decade with a slingshot…Johnny checked in to let us know about how his neighbors would shoot down toy airplanes and then we got into the shootings that have continued in Asheville on the JNN …Who played the best Mouth Harp? Was it Tom Snyder? Steve Tyler? Stevie Wonder? Bob Dylan? The consensus? Popper!! That’s right…John Popper!! Who told you to put the balm on? Don’t use it if you are suing for the coffee being too hot…That’s what one man is suing Mcdonalds for…Are you a spam daddy? It seems Asheville loves spam in all facets…Oh ya hog brains as well…Don’t get juiced up like Jack Lalanne and check out the Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show

It’s a Wednesday on the show and Rizzo pulled quite the humdinger out of the fifth pocket of his skin tight Levi’s today…It started early with try to figure out who cleans up the mess of a man who has decided to transition from a collie in to a panda…

The humdingers didn’t stop there because this next one was in the top 1% of humdingers…A 72 year old woman who is in the top 1% of all onlyfans creators…She wants men 35 and up to visit her early in the day so she can show you what she’s got…Also if you have any requests she has no problem fulfilling them…Trust us…We had to heavily edit the convo…She probably even likes short men…Just like Randy Newman…Jeff was at a loss that people actually gave a hoot about who he was…Well all two people…

At the age of 80 he should probably stop touring with the likes of Bob Dylan and Ringo Starr…Maybe they stay youthful by hunting and eating bear meat…We went through bear meat recipes with listeners…But if you don’t feel like cooking it on your own…Throw on your flip flops and find your nearest restaurant that offers that delicacy and enjoy…

That and so much more on The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

This IS THE PERFECT show for your MEMORIAL DAY Asheville "Staycation"! Rizzo and Jeff talk about how EATING MCDONALDS and drinking DIET COKE does not help with Weight Loss! Then we talk about Groping a Goofy (GAWRSH) Rizzo being a PEN STEALING MINI VAN DADDY! We then wrap up with Jeff in Listener Court for STEALING from Ruby's Salad Bar and the URINAL $50!!!

POW! Right in the kisser. Do the words ‘eminent domain’ have you fired up this morning? How about Ticket Master’s prices?

Does an ornery Minnie Mouse have you wanting to bite a priest? Rizzo and Jeff launch ‘People We Wanna Fight Fridays!’ Has your kid squealed to the teacher about the weed growing at your home? 

Dad doesn’t get enough credit- so to get him ready to grill all weekend we gathered a list of classic rock Dad Tunes. Maybe Dad's new truck stop friends can jam out with him. Johnny called in with unbelievable story about Dash the kitty cat using the toilet.

Is someone sabotaging Pat Sajak on his way out from The Wheel? Find a seat near Taco Bell’s finest art installation and check out Rizzo and Jeff on 105.9 The Mountain.

Would you fish $50 out of a urinal? EVERY caller in the 6am hour said HELLL YEAHH!! That convo stopped us from talking Stamos and The Beach Boys…But we did decide that Stamos the Greek God would fish a $50 out…Who doesn’t need the $50 is Aaron Rodgers who turned down RFK Jr’s VP advances…

We also learned that if you fly out of England double check with your pilot that that Slippery Pete King Charles didn’t get near the plane! Do you think you could coax a bear out of a tree? Rick Astley…Vanessa Carlton and even Freddy Mercury tried…But all it took was a little “Milky” from Conrad and Micheal Jackson to make it happen…

It doesn’t seem the bear wanted a slumber party at Neverland Ranch or to hang with Yoko Ono…We’ve also learned today that The Bee Gees…Girls Just Want to Have fun…And Eye Of The Tiger are all great songs to give CPR …Just don’t have a heart attack around Rizzo & Jeff…Who might have that heart attack? That would be Carnie Wilson when John Stamos woos her in Key West with a little tune from Jessie & The Rippers …

Weaponize yourself with some fish and check out the caller-filled Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

STONG START, Flaccid Finish like a Bowl of Soggy Corn Flakes! 

Are you a cheese monster? Well we introduced you to a woman who ventured to South Carolina for cheese rehabilitation…Can you really be addicted to cheese? Well you can be addicted to drinking 64 oz of Coca-Cola like a woman we spoke about who was having a meltdown that Mcdonalds is beginning to take away free refills…Speaking of meltdown…GET OUT OF THE EXIT ROW! We talked about a woman in North Carolina who refused to help rescue others while sitting in the exit row and off in the paddy wagon she went…What’s wrong with a little extra at a salad bar? A few more brown croutons for the ride? Well that’s what Jeff thought and it cost him a 5th straight loss in Listener Court…It seems you can not take Ruby Tuesday’s Garden Bar to go!…

Let’s say goodbye to Graceland and avoid the meese for what was a crazy Tuesday Rizzo & Jeff Program…That and sooo much more!!

DING DING!!!

You may already know the three R’s… what about the three G’s? Goofy, Gail King, and Grifting pens. Where to even begin! Rizzo asked one question that seemed to unite all of Asheville- can you STEAL the pen a server brings you to sign your bill? 62% of people have a different opinion. WAIT! They’re NOT free at the bank? F’real F’real.

We got a report from one teacher that shared some QUALITY 8th grade insults and slang. Do you know anyone that looks like your grandmas couch? One grandma landed herself in some hot water by groping Goofy at Disney. STILL not sure if he’s a dog or a cow.

Her apology was hopefully better than Diddy’s. Do you believe the NFL consulted Taylor Swift about this years schedule? Do you keep your bread in the fridge? Do the Outer Banks natives have a sexy accent? Which mini-van is sexy enough to replace a Cadillac?

Rizzo and Jeff ponder all these life questions and more today on 105.9 The Mountain

This week was we talk to the woman who knitted her “TOMMY LEE” sized (ahem) Jason Mamoa look alike boyfriend, BVDS, Jeff being the office clown and DEATH of Betty Rizzo’s Caddy!

How do you deal with a car crisis? Rizzo’s car died on the way in today, and he had to jog on a mountain, uphill-both ways at 3am with the full Baywatch Bounce.

Needless to say he came in slap-happy- what is Power Slap?! One teachers lesson in slag taught us to keep it on the mute, unless it comes to Jerry O’Connell. One California company is using Chunk from the Goonies to pitch a $32 bag of ice! Does that surprise you?

Better let Jeff know first then, as his Anti-Surpise side came out when discussing what may or may not be happening at our upcoming Octopus Gardens appearance. He may need our emotional support, or at least an animal to help- which cartoon dog would you choose? Make sure it doesn’t upset your neighbors like one woman’s 68 lb GOOSE!

It didn’t take long for Rizzo’s goose to be cooked- when a few hours in, he learned the fate of his beloved Cadillac. We took out some frustration on Ken Jennings, opened up some Granny candies and ‘kept it clip’ on this episode of Rizzo and Jeff on 105.9 The Mountain. You do you Friday.

Does Mercury being in retrograde have you polishing crystals? Do you have Voodoo dolls of all 5 or your husbands? Do you bring To Go containers home from the buffet? Rizzo and Jeff do their best to navigate all these life questions including HOW DID JEREMY CLARKSON WIN UK’S SEXIEST MAN?!

This Saturday is the luckiest day of the year with a special celestial event, but a couple Canadian farmers have a souvenir of their own from the stars as a piece of Space X debris landed in their field. Probably not the best thing to cuddle at night so we had on Gail from Ohio from Gail Lyn’s Perfect Boyfriend who knitted herself a Mamoa. Have you ever knit your man? Grandma Emma has! One bathroom debate averted some land mines, but another opened up about Doggie Bags at an All You Can Eat Buffet!

With no clear winner that one is being summoned to Listener Court. Ben Affleck and J Lo may be headed back to court after their recent split. Head over to 105.9 Facebook to see J Lo’s top prospect- The UK’s sexiest man! Soap your chicken, gather your buddies in dinosaur suits and keep it on Rizzo and Jeff on 105.9 The Mountain. No, we can’t play Wanda Sykes version of ‘American Woman.