Do you like butter? Scratch that. Do you LOVE butter?! Some of Ashevilles hottest places are serving it up BY THE PLATTER! One anonymous texter messaged in with quite the love of butter and the hate for screaming toddlers on planes. Should they be charged extra?! Since Bob Barker can’t make the sequel- who should Happy Gilmore sock in part 2? Steve Harvey? Phil McGraw? Wilkos?! Where could honey boo boo’s money possibly have gone?! Have you met a female Stu? Stuarta doesn’t have a shot. Vote for Literally Anybody Else and hang on to your Mickey Ears, and belt out some Carnie Wilson in the shower- It’s a Monday on Rizzo & Jeff!

Have you ever had an encounter with a "lot lizard" or "badge bunny?" Well, they may want to sniff your feet, which seems to be the bodily odor the folks of North Carolina enjoy the most! If you choose to go the dating route instead...Try a fanny pack...Maybe knee-high tube socks to score!...Have you ever made a Toobin on zoom? This poor woman made international news for leaving her webcam on during a funeral while she was in the shower...If you have a friend who chugs canned cheese by the gallon just make sure you don't out him in front of an entire city...Double check your crossbow so you don't wipe out a kid in the woods with an apple and check out The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!