We talked about eating squirrels before 6am with some folks...That kicked off our Thursday...And thanks to Bachman Turner Overdrive we are Takin' Care of Business to get things going...It's going to be a really big show as we kick off Opening Audio...A Santa made a citizen's arrest on a man that attempted to steal a bone in ham...What was supposed to be a conversation about elf on a shelf turned into story time about Jeff's 3 1/2 foot tall friend Chuck Love and how he took care of business...If you want to commit murder, do not buy a South American poor car...A guy was caught on Google Maps loading a body into a car...If you see a Reheatza, make sure you buy it...We got to listen to the happiest retail employee alive...Somehow we wound up in a convo and singing the theme song of The Love Boat...Shout out to Captain Stubing...If President Joseph R. Biden Jr. signs the bill, the bald eagle will become the official bird of the USA...The final two Sam Goody stores are closing in the US...Chris Brown, Lil Wayne and others misused government grants that were given during the pandemic...Some of the grants reach $10 million...106 year old "Fireball Flo" celebrated her birthday with Fireball sending her tons of whiskey and some swag...She's a saucy lady...We found a rap song from Steve Urkel rapping about being celibate...That took us down quite a rabbit hole...We found actors who did a one-off rap song...There were many...Mr. T...Mark Walburg...Betty White...David Faustino...The Charlotte Hornets gave a kid a PS5 during a commercial break and then took it away and gave him a jersey...Juan Soto who signed a 15 year $765 million contract with the Mets has clauses in it for suites...private flights for his family and a clothing allowance for his mother...Amazon workers went on strike nationwide...Do you know who is never on strike? Rizzo and Jeff...And you can check out our Thursday edition of the show right here!!

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THE 828 EATS SQUIRREL BRAINS... WOAH and JOHNNY WANTS A 12 PIECE.. OUCH TO THE QUEEN!!!

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The Listener Court ot END ALL! Is Jim Carey OVERRATED!!! ASHEVILLE WILL NOT STOP!!! It is truly 50/50...

WOW!!!

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Well, he's just Drew...What is Drew Carey? He is quite androgynous...We will get to him coming up...Opening Audio kicks off today with a coach who is a real man's man...He talked about his hot wife and how he gets to go to work every day in jogging clothes...Another man is a professional drinker after he admitted to having 10 drinks...Maybe just let him circle the sack...A 320lb woman was stuck in a high chair...We played what's that sound?...It was her getting out of it...OJ's Penthouse collection is up for auction...He has compiled quite a collection...They could be yours for the right price...A stripper stabbed a DJ in the back for no apparent reason as he was preparing music for the night...He said it felt like being hit by a 500lb guy...The other strippers saved his life...Luigi Mangione and Diddy have something in common...Their lawyers are married to each other...Will Smith says he did not play slap and tickle at any Diddy freak offs...Some things that turn 10 years old today...The Periscope app...The eggplant emoji and selfie sticks...America has the worst bus etiquette in the world...NewsNation is on in prisons...Specifically the one Luigi Mangione is in...Prisoners were heard yelling from the prison windows during a live broadcast...Drew Carey thought his career was over after The Drew Carey Show...We postulated what are some of the most pointless and dumb TV shows of all time...They all seemed to be wholesome family fun...Step By Step...Full House...Family Matters...Alf...Saved By The Bell...It could be the end of Sesame Street...HBO has decided to not renew the show which runs on its streaming platforms...PBS could no longer afford the licensing fees...If no one picks them up it is over...Jaime Foxx got hit in the face with a glass over the weekend at a restaurant...A mother received an eviction notice as she came out of a coma...We have to start checking our elders and their canes...A 91-year-old woman had a sword in a cane...Keep an eye on your Cheez-Its...A girl ate a blue one and it tasted chemically...The head coach of the Detroit Lions Dan Campbell is going viral for his teeth...They look like George Washinton's wooden teeth...Help us go viral by checking out this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

















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It's TT not DD...We start the show with a little ditty...Luigi it's a me Mario...A man stood outside the jail where the now executie is staying and yelled that...Women still want him and feel like his life is being wasted...Charles Barkley made a joke about Jay-Z on the NBA broadcast and the rest of the panel couldn't handle it...Diddy is exposing everyone...Or should we say Didstein...Did your parents ever tell you if you put your mind to it that you can accomplish anything? Well one woman did just that and slept with 100 men in 1 day...Doug Ford who is the Premier of Ontario is threatening Trump over his tariffs...We took a walk down memory lane and played audio from his brother Rob who was the mayor of Toronto talking about his crack use... Bill Belichick has officially returned and will be the head coach at UNC on a 5 year deal...Jim Carrey is back playing a role in Sonic The Hedgehog 3...Adam Sandler says Happy Gilmore 2 will be in theaters in July with some big cameos...We have Santa issues...One Santa was wearing a green suit to greet kids...Another was blatantly a drunk bum...Rob Schneider is launching a brand new all women talk show to compete against The View...We also went through all of his awful movies...A couple got offered $20,000 to promote adult diapers on their social media platform and the husband just could not do it...The worst Christmas song of all time is Dominick The Christmas Donkey...We take umbridge...Britney Spears has lost it even more...She was on video talking about driving around in her self-driving Nissan Corolla as she was heading to ride horses...Speaking of driving, the man who drove through the car dealership offered a heartfelt apology...Have you been to dinkyone.com? That is a site where men with mini members can go on and find love...Elton John is not happy with the legalization of weed in America and Canada...He has gone to war with it...Elon Musk is now worth over $400 billion...That is $180 billion more than Jeff Bezos...The most dangerous toy just sold at auction for $13,000...It was a science kit that contained uranium...What is not dangerous is this Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!   

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WE'VE GOT TICKETS TO EDDIE GRIFFIN!! Remember this name...Sofronio Vasquez III...You will never hear that name again...He won The Voice last night...That got us going on Opening Audio today...Also what is this new thing with adults tickling their Mom at a drive-thru...Let's end this trend...#dontticklemommy...A husband was teaching his wife about America with some of our idioms and it went miserably...UFO's are being spotted all over New Jersey...They are drones and they have people up in arms...We heard from Rosie about the aliens weeks ago and thought she was crazy...Well we have connected with Rosie and we chat with her...Think we don't have the DM's? More on that in the coming weeks...The oldest couple just got hitched...One was 100 and one was 102...Imagine what goes on in that room? Bill Belichick is on the verge of becoming the head coach at UNC...Joe Burrow's house was broken into while he was at an away game...A supermodel who "works for him" was at the house at the time and called 911...Merchandise is flying off the shelves for CEO Luigi Mangione...The jacket he wore as well as Luigi hats and the backpack he wore during the shooting...Rizzo doesn't mind a chili sandwich...A grandmother was upset after her grandson found a knife in his sandwich after it was made...We've heard of some things in food...But a knife? Rosie has herpes...It's not angular cheilitis like she's had before...It is actually a cold sore...They say the easiest people to give gifts to are the mailman and the trashman...Where does it stop? An assistant principal was arrested after audio revealed that she planted a vape pen in a student's bag to get him in trouble...Always be careful because kids are smart with tech and record you...People searched for Trump and chocolate muffins the most on google in 2024...People really enjoyed chicken, cottage cheese and pickles from Grubhub...Canadian mail carriers are on strike...Do you know who is not on strike? The Rizzo & Jeff Show...And you can check out the Wednesday edition here!!

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Let's chat about Dolly's caboose...An underrated caboose at that...It is pristine...That kicked off Opening Audio...We also went through a new torturous trend called dog opera where you play awful opera and your dog sings it afterwards...We learned that you should actually put your phone in airplane mode as it can conflict with radio towers as you are landing and bother the pilots headphones...Which fast food restaurant fries would make you pull a gun on the workers if they forgot them in your meal? McDonald's? BK? Chick-Fil-A? Five Guys? Nobody wants to be around a Steve Harvey stinky crotch...We are convinced that The Family Feud has planted guests...One man answered a question about underwear and wanted snakeskin...Harvey wanted them...We think they'd be quite uncomfortable...Foot Locker is going to be closing down 400 stores...President Joe Biden called Highland Brewery to thank them for what they do with the community...Astronauts Butch & Sunny have been banned from eating anything in space that would cause excess gas, specifically brussels sprouts...We talked about Luigi Mangione who has been charged with the murder of Unitedhealthcare CEO Brian Thompson...Somehow Rizzo tried to tie him to Chuck Mangione and King Of The Hill...Luigi will be the prince of someone's hill in jail...The Simpsons were on The Manningcast last night and Jeff thinks it's time for The Simpsons to hang it up...Rizzo says they will live forever...That brings us to Listener Court...Obviously Asheville is bored because Rizzo won...Watch who you bully because an Optometrist had a patient who was the child of a man that bullied him back in the day...He prescribed the kid glasses but the kid had perfect vision...And they were coke bottle glasses...Haywood Community College is offering free tuition for the spring semester...Amazon is offering $25 flights for college kids...The CEO shooter might have been having issues in the bedroom because of back problems...A man crashed his car through the window of a dealership because they refused to repair it or take it back because it had issues...You can crash into this Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

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Grimace is strong enough to stand on his own…That convo will wait…A paramedic was in a Tractor Supply as it was on fire and just kept shopping…”We listen and we don’t judge”…The challenge that is getting people in trouble…A girl almost killed her dog…Vanna White’s son is really eating up the fact that he’s some kind of heartthrob…There is infighting with The Village People…The lead vocalist claims it is not a gay anthem…How does Grimace reproduce? It took over the internet this weekend…It’s quite a thing to ponder…It has been determined that he is one giant taste bud and taste buds reproduce on their own…Juan Soto signed a massive 15 year $765 million contract…He can opt out after 5 years…But man what a contract…Jay-Z has been implicated with Diddy and the assault of a 13 year old girl after the 2000 MTV Music Awards…He categorically denies it…Joey Chestnut is a moose…He ate 21lbs of shrimp over the weekend to avenge his losses and won the St. Elmo Shrimp Cocktail Eating Contest…Dick Van Dyke sang a song with Coldplay about turning 99 years old and man did it feel quite morbid…Frost The Snowman is the most dangerous song to listen to while you’re driving…We postulate that the most awful is Christmas Shoes…Speaking of Christmas…Who do you think was the best person to play Santa Claus of all time? The survey says Tim Allen…Canada has shot down a UFO near Alaska…There have been a ton of alien sightings as of late…Ava Louise joined the show…She was the woman who not only went viral for flashing the portal that was constructed from NYC to Dublin…But she also went viral over the weekend for being hired by a Giants player to flash the New Orleans Saints during the game and she went viral globally…If your nickname is Big Bob, never admit to being the one who ate the donuts…What you can admit to is listening to this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

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A New York Giants player allegedly paid a model to “flash” his opponents at a game on Sunday.The Giants were playing the New Orleans Saints in Jersey on Sunday. The Giants wound up losing to the Saints 14-11, as kick at the end of the game by New York was no good. The Giants are now to 2-11.Ava told us that the Giants player reached out to her on her OnlyFans page and then by email. Before she knew it, she had two tickets to the game behind the Giants bench. She followed through on her promise and flashed towards the end of game.We also talked with her about other athletes she has dated, notably Antonio Brown. She was infamous for flashing the New York to Dublin portal that got it closed down.

SHE GAVE A HINT... MAYBE... TD (could be Touchdown could be TOMMY DeVITO) hmmmmm

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After a drive this morning in Rizzo's new Buick Park Avenue Ultra, we got things going with Opening Audio...Custard and gravy pies? Well, 2500 of them went missing...At first, we didn't like the idea...But gravy and custard? Not a bad combo...Do you wish you were a hippopotamus for Christmas? Well one man does...No worries my friend...You will find your hippo one day...A woman always wanted to be a dog...So much that she made her family call her Bella and she peed on the floor...Never saw cat tartar on the menu for 2024...A woman was arrested after she was caught eating a cat...She had fur on her lips when she was arrested...Judge Mathis pulled a gun on city workers outside of his home...He was mad that city workers were blocking him "so he says" ...There is now a criminal investigation happening...You can take Mathis out of the streets...But you can't take the street out of Mathis...Mike Tyson was offered $700 million by the Saudi Royals for a rematch with Jake Paul...Only clause is that he has to knock him out in under 3 min in the first round...Mattel has been sued over the wicked.com fiasco on the back of the dolls...There was rumor of a recorded OJ confession but it turned out not to be true...The Queen of England has 6 women that follow her into restrooms and make sure that her #2 flushes...We discussed a 100 year old Home Depot worker named Jolita who was a dancer in her day...She doesn't want a man her age...You better be ready to handle her...Ozzie Osbourne is an apple junkie...He eats over 30 apples a day...We thought it would be steel cut oats but it's not...Sylvester Stallone broke up with Kathy Bates via a letter with Fed-Ex...The CEO of UnitedHealthCare was gunned down this morning in Manhattan...College boys are advised to stop using honey on their junk to enhance their performance...The 2nd most visited Wikipedia page of 2024 was Kamala Harris...Drew Barrymore continues being odd...Britney Spears moved to Mexico and she thinks she is 5yrs old...We played the oldest recorded songs in history...Mr. Thompson's Old Gray Mule...This recording is not old, so check it out...Here is the Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!!

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