The Rizzo and Jeff Show has been on FIRE for a while now. Tire Fire or Killing it, that’s up to you but our week in review is something SPECIAL! We begin with ALIEN ABDUCTIONS, slide into Mom’s taking kids on job interviews, how Rizzo and Jeff were PULLED OVER by not 1 but 3 Buncombe County Sheriff’s officers and we end with our cities Mayor on a Manheimer Monday! No, not politics BUT White House Bathrooms and Food. We delve into US presidents Food Choices for visitors and end with Listener Court. Should Rizzo HAVE TO take down his picture of Bea Arthur hanging on his wall IF it distracts his lady!

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Name a famous Ricky...Ramirez? Martin? ...We kicked off the show with an update of the baconator eating man from Michigan who has had a weeklong drama with his license that he never had...It also seems to be the week of thoughtful criminals as we talked about a woman who called 911 to report she was currently stealing a car...Did you know we were alpha males? We learned that from the 18-24yr old crowd as we talked about a bar that only allows ages 30 and up to enter...Why was there a bear strolling around downtown? Thanks to Johnny we have determined it was momma bear who was searching for the two Violet Beauregarde's who messed with her cubs...The disingenuous goodbye...As we prepare for the final night of Sajak on the wheel we talked about Vanna's goodbye...And boy was it flaccid...In a surprising turn of events on a "Who Do You Wanna Fight Friday" we zeroed in on Sajak...We gave our case...His admission to being a drunk...Him yelling at the audience...And him submitting himself every year to People Magazines "Sexiest Man Alive" ...Don't go see The Smashing Pumpkins because Billy Corgan cares more about the NWA than playing their hits for you....In a stunning turn of events, Sajak released his final goodbye...In it he was happy to teach us all the Alphabet ...Maybe with all his wealth he can go buy the Full House home that is up for sale...Wipe down your bike seats if you want to bike naked...And if you're driving around Asheville this weekend...Watch out for railroad spikes...Enjoy this Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show

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Who the hell is Rolf Benirschke? We found out he is the guy that took over for Sajak in the one-year Sajak left to do an evening talk show…We then paid homage to a food that not one human hates, CORNBREADDDDD…We played a viral song from a man that expresses his love for the delectable treat…That sure was a double dose of tasty…Is it paddling time? Maybe time to sit in the corner with your dunce cap on? We talked about a woman who enjoys being disciplined like a child in her marriage…Johnny checked in with his best Wolf Blitzer impersonation to give a JNN exclusive to talk about a fake waterfall in China…He was quite upset…Are you ashamed that you were abducted by aliens? We talked to a woman named Sev Tok who has experienced this more than 12 times and got red X’s on her tush from what she calls “Grey’s” …The calls flew in…Someone actually called and said their ex husband had their tush stamped!! This biggest news in the last 5 years in Hollywood happened today…According to “multiple” sources…Danny DeVito wants to get back with Rhea Perlman…We chronicled their love story and decided before Rhea goes back to that adulterer Danny, that she should sew her wild oats with either Pete Davidson or Shaq…Can we stop crapping on airplanes? Yet another story of a first-class passenger deciding to not use the bathroom but use his seat to go #2 …Get your parents dressed up to join you on your job interview and check out the Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!! 

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The Sajak goodbye continues with a guy that hates his wife and step kids to start the show...Then we learned a lesson...If you don't have proper parking credentials there are certain Karens that will get their sons to come out and DO YOU if you don't move...We then delved into the rowdy world that is being an octogenarian...One crashed a glider into a tree at 86...The other is an unfit grandma...Do goats talk? We took an in depth look...Our #1 caller Johnny believes they talk, and described the exact conversation he has with his goats in the morning...If you're going to steal a car just make sure you return it...That's what a local Buncombe County man who is still on the loose did...In the same vein of discussing felonies, we chatted about Alec Baldwin who has a new TV show about his family coming to TLC ...Is there a mom exemption? Should moms be able to leave their cart at the supermarket in the parking lot when leaving? Asheville seems divided except for Grandma Emma who is Switzerland although we found out she was chastised for her incendiary comments about Bea Arthur being a drag queen on yesterday's show....If we are going to pay $10.99 for chicken nuggets, we want Jim Purdue to feed them to us...Who knew Amazon tribes loved adult films so much? And a tip for beachgoers...If the kids get rowdy on the beach just crank up some Beethoven and enjoy the Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!! 










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Rizzo & Jeff kicked off Tuesday's show happy that no cops were involved in their morning...After that sense of relief the show celebrated the final week of Sajak by suggesting a commemorative Sajak bobblehead...

Only to reconsider because his head is a watermelon on top of a twig...How could you ship grandma still alive from the nursing home to the funeral home? That happened to one Nebraska woman...We figured out it was big pharma that got her because she was trafficking viagra...If the plan upon a breaking and entering is to eat cereal, make sure its Urkelo-s ... Like Willy Wonka? Well so does John Stamos...And In the light of the new musical based on the failed WIlly Wonka Experience we jam to Stamos's new song "Willy's Candy Spectacular '' ...

To Bea Or Not To Bea ...We debated if Rizzo should remove his taped up photo of Bea Arthur off of his bedroom wall as it makes his lady uncomfortable during adult time...The calls flooded in and the results were shocking...Dr. Pepper is now the #2 soda in America and speaking of America...American Gladiators is returning on Amazon Prime...Lotion up those porky mitts and check out the Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

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Everyone meet Rizzi-Misdemeanor …We were pulled over this morning by 3 Sheriff’s officers to kick off our Monday for “speeding” in a Nissan Juke….If that did creep us out…Mr. Rogers sure did…A new channel on Pluto TV is going to have 24/7 Mr. Rogers …We went through some creepy moments from the show that involved soaking feet in a tub…One person who was not on that show but hates that he is typecast is Alfonso Robeiro aka Carlton Banks from The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air…Rizzo seems to think Danny Devito is typecast…But for what? When do you plan on dying? The general consensus for young folks is the ripe old age of 76…Who has lived a while is President Biden…And in talking with Mayor Manheimer this morning we discussed such important things like what the bathrooms are like in The White House as well as the food that is served…Democrats go for the quinoa and Republicans offer Chick-Fil-A…Which would you choose? Grab your banjo and bird dog with Rizzo on his porch on this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

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Do you know how it’s a fat man that hit your car? He leaves a pack of tacos on the hood…That’s how we started our Friday…Then we took a trip to Tennessee to listen to a woman who guns down cicadas…When you see a cicada, shoot a cicada! Just admit it…You lied about reading books to get your free personal pan pizza at Pizza Hut…Also Rizzo remembers his elementary school librarian…Sally Struthers? Kathy Bates? John Daily? …Just some of the blondes we celebrated on National Blonde Appreciation Day…A quick shout out to Lenny Kravitz who is 9 years celibate…In his free time he can go lick eggs at a supermarket, because that is what folks are doing at one in particular after the market offered compensation for anyone that got food poisoning from their food…On a Who Do You Wanna Fight Friday we find out Grandma Emma wants to pummel her decrepit second ex-husband…Let’s add in Kim Jung Un who is dropping poop on South Korea…Do you enjoy BUTT ROCK? Think Creed…Hinder…Papa Roach…We went through the list of the biggest Butt Rock acts of all time….Do you yearn to be topless? Rizzo & Jeff learned today that Asheville used to have the Breast March where women openly went topless downtown…Be careful if you’re using the restroom because we found out one of our listeners Tim creeps around public restrooms looking for money left behind…That and so much more on the Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

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Can you name a manly man? Jerry Seinfeld seems to feel there are none…No worries…We came up with one…Jelly Roll…Even though he enjoys bringing his portable sauna on tour and even though it smells like dirty jock straps and Mennen speed stick…He still is a man’s man…Note to self…Don’t show up to virtual court for a charge of driving with a suspended license while you’re driving…Why are seniors so sexual and vicious lately? We talked about an 81-year-old man who terrorized a neighborhood for a decade with a slingshot…Johnny checked in to let us know about how his neighbors would shoot down toy airplanes and then we got into the shootings that have continued in Asheville on the JNN …Who played the best Mouth Harp? Was it Tom Snyder? Steve Tyler? Stevie Wonder? Bob Dylan? The consensus? Popper!! That’s right…John Popper!! Who told you to put the balm on? Don’t use it if you are suing for the coffee being too hot…That’s what one man is suing Mcdonalds for…Are you a spam daddy? It seems Asheville loves spam in all facets…Oh ya hog brains as well…Don’t get juiced up like Jack Lalanne and check out the Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show

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It’s a Wednesday on the show and Rizzo pulled quite the humdinger out of the fifth pocket of his skin tight Levi’s today…It started early with try to figure out who cleans up the mess of a man who has decided to transition from a collie in to a panda…

The humdingers didn’t stop there because this next one was in the top 1% of humdingers…A 72 year old woman who is in the top 1% of all onlyfans creators…She wants men 35 and up to visit her early in the day so she can show you what she’s got…Also if you have any requests she has no problem fulfilling them…Trust us…We had to heavily edit the convo…She probably even likes short men…Just like Randy Newman…Jeff was at a loss that people actually gave a hoot about who he was…Well all two people…

At the age of 80 he should probably stop touring with the likes of Bob Dylan and Ringo Starr…Maybe they stay youthful by hunting and eating bear meat…We went through bear meat recipes with listeners…But if you don’t feel like cooking it on your own…Throw on your flip flops and find your nearest restaurant that offers that delicacy and enjoy…

That and so much more on The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

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This IS THE PERFECT show for your MEMORIAL DAY Asheville "Staycation"! Rizzo and Jeff talk about how EATING MCDONALDS and drinking DIET COKE does not help with Weight Loss! Then we talk about Groping a Goofy (GAWRSH) Rizzo being a PEN STEALING MINI VAN DADDY! We then wrap up with Jeff in Listener Court for STEALING from Ruby's Salad Bar and the URINAL $50!!!

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