RO-MANSPLAINING

Leslie doesn't feel safe at home, Adam's special things are lost, you need to lock the door during an active shooter drill, Nan sucks at knowing when the seasons are, the infamous Greyhound Bus story, when it's hot, you gotta get half-naked and take a nap, hats were the order of the day, Johnny invents sexy male shorts, Nan tries to make sweaty boobs and damp groins sexy, Adam's butthole gets a theme song.

We discover the secret to slowing down life, Americans are totally ripped off when it comes to nap time, Leslie considers taking out a Craigslist ad, Adam is basically as famous as Philip Baker Hall, Having Showtime in the 80s forced Leslie into being a European Vacation person, Leslie screws up her Star Wars joke, Nan might not have all the best words, and Adam had all the best pipes in the late 90s.

Things are back to normal after the Freaky Friday disaster, Google alerts for chest hair are surprising, hick locals butcher the names of their towns, we get a little too personal with pregnancy facts, solid gold quote time, Adam shares the story behind sarcastic thanking with Uncle Rico and Slingblade, how OCR creates typos from books that were written in the 80s, Johnny puts on quite an outfit, Leslie doesn't know when cars came out, and Johnny continues to taunt Nevada.

 Adam and Leslie trade places for this very special episode, Adam bro-mansplains chapter 29 while Leslie takes over on sound effects, there are adverbs aplenty, sound effects are fun, taking notes is hard, Lady Ashley could have married Johnny to avoid all this craziness, Adam will not pronounce garçonnière, damn cubed, and Nan wrote a Casablanca rip off.

Leslie solves the economy with a cheap labor solution, Malcolm and Nevada get to know each other better, warning bells sound, Stryker tails Malcolm and gets another clue, Luis's and Louise's are interchangeable, there's a surprise guest for dinner who might expose Nevada's secret past, and Leslie might not be saying "yeah, dawg" as a joke anymore.

Adam's identity becomes entwined with the awooga horn, we go deep into the meaning of the phrase "when push comes to shove," Adam gets 5 points, we meet some new characters, Quincy Maxwell is happy to be a sexless widow whose son is one of the most eligible bachelors in St. Louis, Nevada arrives in St. Louis for Denise Ledet's New Year's Eve party, we have a moment of silence for Roger Moore, and there's a mystery in the garçonnière.

Adam regales us with his experience in a sixth grade love triangle, Adam and Leslie's roles may have reversed, Nevada befriends the statue of Andrew Jackson on St. Ann street, tearing down civil war monuments in New Orleans is a complex issue, Stryker is back and has a lot of talents, P.T. Beauregard flirts with Nevada like Leslie's grandfather would flirt with a young lady, Nevada gets an Insta-BFF.

Johnny did a great job designing the dress, Nevada doesn't know about Guy Fawkes, Nan drops some serious advice for not letting people know you're dumb, Adam considers going on the road for a one man show, bosoms and bodices are back, Nevada meeting Queen Victoria is similar to Adam meeting the Captain of the Norwegian Breakaway, Johnny and Nevada make the papers, and the tables turn.

Apologies to anyone driving when they first heard the air horn sound effect, Adam is really interested in Nan's sexual fantasies, we analyze Al and Peg Bundy for waaay too long, spinning wheel confusion, the big game is almost here.

Leslie creates a new word, there are sentences you can go ahead and edit out, Nevada has a nightmare and crawls in bed with Johnny, Adam still struggles with his sound effects, we get more info on Nan's chest hair obsession, angles of penetration--church style vs. human style, Nevada crawls in bed with Johnny, we find the worst sentence in the entire book, the word buttocks is a trigger word for Adam.