Sitting in on the couch: Rob Churchill & Patrick Garrity!

We cover all the Dumb Dicks in the News, including:

- A man who fell off the wing of a commercial jet at a Las Vegas airport

- Cops go undercover as Santa to bust shoplifters in Riverside, CA

- A New Jersey man creates a hail cannon to help protect his vineyard from weather and birds

- A real bad Santa: Prince Carter, a man who played Santa at a Connecticut mall, gets arrested for exposing his penis

- A Georgia man stabs a Dunkin Donuts worker when they're out of his favorite donut

Sitting in on the couch: Rob Churchill & Patrick Garrity!

We cover all the Dumb Dicks in the News, including:

- A man who fell off the wing of a commercial jet at a Las Vegas airport

- Cops go undercover as Santa to bust shoplifters in Riverside, CA

- A New Jersey man creates a hail cannon to help protect his vineyard from weather and birds

- A real bad Santa: Prince Carter, a man who played Santa at a Connecticut mall, gets arrested for exposing his penis

- A Georgia man stabs a Dunkin Donuts worker when they're out of his favorite donut

Plus, we cover all the Florida Man stories that happened this week in the Sunshine State, including:

- Florida Men claim golf ball landed on alligator's tail, proceed to remove it

- Florida Man Jonathan Hernandez dies during a home invasion after a window falls and closes on him

- Florida Man Brendon Dawson is accused of breaking into his ex girlfriend's home, hiding camera to spy on her with

- Florida Man Austin Kameron Mayer is arrested after beating up a dude up while nude, drunk and pissing on himself

Joined by David Gregory and Kyle Raymond!

We watch videos of weird Russian singer Vitas which leads to a conversation about David trippin' on mushrooms and talking to a pickle, while being worried his girlfriend is going to stab him. 

Joined by David Gregory and Kyle Raymond!  

Monoliths are in the news. They're popping up everywhere.  So Rob has a million dollar dildo idea - the Dongolith.   

Get ready Mark Cuban, we've got an idea for the Shark Tank!

Joined by David Gregory and Kyle Raymond!

Rob was sexually assaulted with plastic boobs from a fella in drag, friend of the show Cheeseburger calls in to discuss how he made a living as a bootlegger; we watch Russian singer Vitas and it reminds David of when he tripped on shrooms and thought his girlfriend was going to stab him; and Rob has a million dollar dildo idea - the "Dongolith."

Comedians Rob Churchill and Raab Russell join me!  

We cover all the weird nonsense that happened in the Sunshine State, including:

- FloridaMan Joseph Lancaster gets arrested, tells cops to pinch his nips

- FloridaMan hides in store, steals $250K after it closes

- FloridaMan blares Cops theme song while getting arrested for street racing

- FloridaMan Aaron Charles Dvorak punched an elderly umpire during a softball game

Comedians Raab Russell and Rob Churchill join me!

Israeli Professor and Retired General Haim Eshed, a former head of the Israeli Space Program, claims aliens exist, we're in cahoots with them and there's a secret underground space base on Mars.

Plus, monoliths are appearing across the globe. Could it be aliens, or marketing for the next great sex toy promotion: Monolith Dildos?

Comedians Rob Churchill and Raab Russell join me!

Israeli Professor and Retired General Haim Eshed, a former head of the Israeli Space Program, claims aliens exist, we're in cahoots with them, and there's a secret underground space base on Mars.

Plus, monoliths are appearing across the globe. Could it be aliens, or marketing for the next great sex toy promotion: Monolith Dildos; the British babe accused of having sex with a 14-year-old that she thought was 16 is acquitted; and we cover the all the weird FloridaMan things that happened here in the sunshine state. 

Raab Russell and Kyle Raymond join me in-studio!

We learn I have an attraction to ladies who may or may not have been fellas. 

Plus we cover all the Dumb Dicks in the News, including: a man spreads fake sperm on his neighbors stuff, a woman forced a man to eat dog food after he steals her vibrator and an Alabama woman stabs herself in her naughty bits with a butcher knife.

Comedians Raab Russell and Kyle Raymond join the show!

During a conversation about Cuban coffee, Raab reveals that he likes to give himself coffee enemas. 

We got into the nitty gritty, including the tools he uses and the positions he gets in, to clean out his derriere with decaf.