On the couch: Luke Trotta and David Gregory!

We talk the existence of aliens and meet a new caller named Hung Lee; Luke likes to have sex with girls in cars, while David likes to do it on rollercoasters; and we cover all the Dumb Dicks in the News, including:

- An LAPD officer gets caught on a hot mic having sex, so we play the audio!

- Wildlife researcher Gotz Neef gets attacked by a lion, gets fucked up fighting it off.

- Cory Saddlemire and Annette Mayer get arrested after paying a 14-year-old in weed to shovel their snow.

On the couch: Jojo Casillas and Rob Churchill

We cover all the weird Florida Man and Florida Woman news, including:

- Florida Woman Olivia Blanco makes $1.7 million talking with a sexy accent to guys on OnlyFans.

- Florida Woman Catherine Ann McKinney gets nude, breaks into a mans home, gets arrested.

- Florida Woman Demi Dirda pretends someone else is driving after being pulled over, problem is, there's no one else in the car.

- Florida Man Jeffrey Rouse only gets 120 days in jail after facing 8 years for a racist tirade caught on tape.

- Florida Man Jason Michael Babcock gets handsy with his wife after coming home to a messy trailer. 

- Florida Man Alexander Pottorff gets arrested for DUI after passing out in his car drunk, with his son in the vehicle. 

On the couch: Jojo Casillas and Rob Churchill

We cover all the Dumb Dicks in the News, including:

- New Orleans man Rutledge Deas IV has been arrested for pretending to be disabled to trick women into changing his diaper.

- Michigan man David Werking sues his parents, Beth and Paul, for throwing out his $25,000 collection of porn mags and dildos.

- Robin White, who dubbed himself Papa Smurf because of vast collection of Smurf dolls and memorabilia, is arrested for kid touching.

On the couch: Jojo Casillas and Rob Churchill

Jojo wants Rob to hire Mexicans to put together his girlfriend's spin bike; Rob  sprayed cologne on his butthole in anticipation of a sex act; Jojo hates Lowes and Churchill's never been to a Rickles; and everyone agrees - Wawa is high end dining in a gas station setting.

On the couch: Jojo Casillas and Rob Churchill

Rob has another comic steal from him; we talk the high's and lows of comedy; cover some Dumb Dicks in the News; and we cover the weird Florida Man and Florida Woman stories. 

On the couch: Raab Russel & Jason Damm!  

We cover all the weird Florida Woman stories, including: 

- Florida Woman Kayli Rachelle Feagle gets busted for DUI, tells officer's she drinks at work.

- Florida Woman Avril Renee Toye steals electric shopping cart from Walmart, gets busted, tells cops she's "handicapped."

- Florida Woman Danette Marie Skutak wins golf cart from vodka company, flips it while drunk, sends friend to the hospital.

- Florida Woman Allison Murphy charged with animal abuse after throwing her dog off a balcony...and it's caught on film.

- Florida Woman Crista Mahar is arrested for punching her roommate, threatening to kill the arresting officer's family.

- Florida Woman Vanessa Lee Jones is caught masturbating in public for the second time in three months.

On the couch: Raab Russel & Jason Damm!

We cover the Dumb Dicks in the News, including:

- Maine man with a ladies name, Alice Sweet, robs a McDonald's with a chainsaw. 

- Two British lads get a pot farm busted after accidentally showing cops footage of the farm. 

- Tom Cruise is caught on tape having a meltdown, but he's not wrong!

On the couch: Raab Russel & Jason Damm!

Rob paid a ridiculous amount for a crooked Christmas tree, and we do the math on how Jewish Rob's new baby is.

On the couch: Raab Russel & Jason Damm!

Rob's got a crooked Christmas tree; we celebrate a comedy anniversary; we do the math on how Jewish Rob's son is; and we cover the Dumb Dicks in the News, including:

- Maine man with a ladies name, Alice Sweet, robs a McDonald's with a chainsaw. 

- Two British lads get a pot farm busted after accidentally showing cops footage of the farm. 

- Tom Cruise is caught on tape having a meltdown, but he's not wrong!

Plus, we cover all the weird Florida Woman stories, including: 

- Florida Woman Kayli Rachelle Feagle gets busted for DUI, tells officer's she drinks at work.

- Florida Woman Avril Renee Toye steals electric shopping cart from Walmart, gets busted, tells cops she's "handicapped."

- Florida Woman Danette Marie Skutak wins golf cart from vodka company, flips it while drunk, sends friend to the hospital.

- Florida Woman Allison Murphy charged with animal abuse after throwing her dog off a balcony...and it's caught on film.

- Florida Woman Crista Mahar is arrested for punching her roommate, threatening to kill the arresting officer's family.

- Florida Woman Vanessa Lee Jones is caught masturbating in public for the second time in three months.

Sitting in on the couch: Rob Churchill & Patrick Garrity!

We cover all the Florida Man stories that happened this week in the Sunshine State, including:

- Florida Men claim golf ball landed on alligator's tail, proceed to remove it

- Florida Man Jonathan Hernandez dies during a home invasion after a window falls and closes on him

- Florida Man Brendon Dawson is accused of breaking into his ex girlfriend's home, hiding camera to spy on her with

- Florida Man Austin Kameron Mayer is arrested after beating up a dude up while nude, drunk and pissing on himself