There should be an option for me to tag whether or not we got drunk for the episode because it's honestly way more offensive than "strong language"

 

We're back to run a 2 hour long Meghan train on your earholes with the week's most riveting topix. (It was slim pickings honestly but I think we did okay.) First, we review the nefarious homosexual finale of THE WHITE LOTUS and decide what secret homophobic messages Mike White is trying to whisper through the ether.

 

THEN, we talk about the tidal wave of Sam Smith hate. We put our thinking caps on and employ some classic Thot Topics Theorums and come away with an extremely satisfying, if not the definitive, conclusion.

Last but certainly not least, as we reach peak drunkness, we rate the top 10 most popular sounds on TikTok in the world right now. From Made You Look to the spinning monkeys song, we gingerly take the culture's temperature. And yes, there's an anal option!

 

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