The only family that needs to be broken up - and I mean now -

Is the one in the White House.

Scattered to the winds like chaffs of wheat blowing on the MIDWEST prarie wind.

Bobby Mueller is closing in for the kill - and "kill" he will, BILL!

All you doubting thomases out there will be proven wrong and you won't live this down - ever!

So pass the bisquits & praise the lord --- the Special Counselor --- will have a speciall message for The "Donald" & his Progeny ---

You can all ask for clemency from Mueller + crew --- or end up staring out from behind bars.

Donald, Don, Jr., Ivanka, Eric & Jared  - your hands are "greasy" and your methods most "sleazy" + foul

Paul Manafort constitutes the controlled demolition "charges" & Michael Cohen is the Plunger that when pushed down - brings it all down

The House Of Trump will turn out to be a House of Cards

Bye-Bye, Now, Take Care --- Don't forget to pack a tooth brush --- for where you all are headed, everything else will be provided!

Oh, sorry, we'll have to take your ties & belts - don't want anything left to chance!

Sorry, Ivanka, you won't be wearing makeup for a very, very, very long time, sweetie!

1.  Get Your Head Up Out Of Your Ass

2.  Stop Sucking Your Thumb

3.  Cut Back On Your Meth Intake

4.  Throw That Confederate Flag Out - Or - Take It To Goodwill

5.  Don't Listen To Ted Nugent

6.  America Is Already Great - But NOT Because Of You ButtHeads

7.  Lose Some Weight - Maybe - 50-75 lbs.

8.  Don't Try Dating Anyone Who Can Speak In Complete Sentences

9.  You Don't Have To Reveal In Public That You Like Eating Fried Squirrel

10. When You Drink Pure Grain Alcohol Try Not Lighting A Match Near Your Wide Open Mouth

11.  Don't Try Pissing While On The Middle Strip Of A Major Thoroughfare --- Try Hitting A Back Alley Or Behind A Building

12.  Lastly, Try To Wear Your Fucking Trousers So That When You Bend Over You Don't Show That Ugly Plumber's Crack!

Good evening ladies & gentlemen -

We have here in our studio Little "Racket" Man - Donald J.

Welcome to our humble show, sir!

Thank you Nigel -- pleasure to be here!

Well then, Donald -- let me begin by asking:

What's Kim Jong Un REALLY Like!

Donnie -  He's Smart, Funny & I Tried To Fuck His Sister - We Simply Ran Out Of Time!

Nigel -  Ok, then, so, what happened in your private meeting w/Kimbo?

Donnie - He's Smart, Funny & Next Time I'll Really Fuck His Sister - Fuck The Time!

Nigel - Ok, then, so, what happened in the "working-lunch" after your private meeting with Kimbo?

Donnie - Well, I made eye contact with the bitch but she just had this icy stare - but that got my gonads going!

Nigel - Ok, then, so, what happened @ desert?

Donnie -  I played around with my Whip Cream & Put A Little Dab On My "Doink"  -- Fuck, The little minx just turned her nose up @ me!  I'm gonna have to go after her like a bitch!

Nigel -- Ok, then, so, did you text her?

Donnie -- No, I think I'm "Blocked" -- but I made the waiter go over with my business car + a "dick" pick!  -- that always works!

Nigel --  Ok, then, so, what happened then!

Donnie -- She sent back a picture - but of her grandmother, stark naked - out in the back yard -- hanging up laundry on a clothesline!

Nigel -- Ok, then, so what's next?

Donnie -- I'm thinking of having the next Miss Universe In Pyongyang & I told Kimbo to make sure his sister was the next Miss North Korea!

Nigel -- Sounds like you got your work cut out for you.  Stick to it, Mr. President, a grateful nation salutes you!

If Trump Can "Size" Kim Jong Un Up In A "Minute" - Little ROCKET MAN Will No Doubt Size "Dumbo" Up In About 5-Seconds! - He'll Think To Himself, Shit, I'm Dealing With A Real MORON! - But Wait, I Brought Some "Shiny Objects" With Me From Pyongyang! - That'll Do It, Right? - We'll Just Begin The Summit By Discussing Opening Up A Burger "Franchise" In Pyongyang - I Hear Trump Likes Chowing Down @ McDonalds! - Now, That's The Ticket! - We'll Open Up The World's LARGEST McDonalds-Like Burger Joint - Called "McBiglies" - In Downtown Pyongyang! - We'll Make It As Big As One-City Block In Size! -- Wow, We'll Sell A Billion Burgers In The 1st Year Alone! - We'll Even Turn The Ronald McDonald Guy Into The Ronald McTrump Dude! - Our Premier Burger Will Be Aptly, The "Bigley" Burger - A Whopping, Dripping Wet, 1-Pounder Topped Off w/ A Mountain Of Fries Lathered In Mayo & Smothered In Grease Accompanied By Orange-Tinted Onions!

Here's Our Jingle  ---->  You Deserve A "Bigley" Today @ McBiglies ----->  We Do It All For You, We Do It All To You, We Do It All Over You, We Do It Through & Threw, Just Like We Launder All Of Those Russian Billions -----> @ McBiglies!!!

Charles Dickens wrote --- "the law is a ass"

Donald Trump says ---  "the law, my ass"!

Nixon v. U.S. (1974) says  ---  "you sir, (president) ARE the ass!

The New York Times' shocking revelation on Saturday revealing that 2 of Trump's lawyers - (Jay Sekelow & John Dowd) - sent a 20-page memo over to the Special Counsel - Robert Mueller - and spelled out categorically that the president is at the top of everything and as such cannot be bound by anything!   Wow!

The sheer assholery of this memo cannot be understated.  The absolutely abject failure of this memo to even construct an argument that would get anything higher than a D+ in any college constitutional class should not surprise anyone who has followed this dumpster-fire of a presidency!  What's even worse is that the concept of no man is above the law is given but a cursory "nod" while the text  of the memo then goes on to press the issue that the president stands "above it all" - completely unfettered.

Well, amigos, if you believe any or all of that, we've been wasting our time with law courts, checks and balances and the very constitution itself.  Guess we've been doing it completely ass-backwards all of this time --- since the founding of our republic.  Well, I'm glad that has been clarified - it sure simplifies things.  

Now, we can get back to our busy lives and start planning that summer vacation to the Grand Canyon and the hike down to its bottom --- that may very well be the safest place to be while in this country --- for the next year or two, at least!

Is is too late for Captain America to save the day - or has that ship sailed already?

Trump meets Kim Jong Un In Singapore.  Will this be the greatest thing ever?  Will this even be great.  Will this even be!  

Rocket man has been given his marching orders from "Big Daddy"  --- Xi Jinping!  They are --- you can "talk" but you don't ever "give it away".  Don't forget who brought you "into the world".  Mr. Trump is a bumbling baboon - you may have your photo op - you will finally become a world leader - and then you will return to Pyongyang - without any change in your military arsenal.

Secty of State Mike Pompeo and National Security Advisor John Bolton would like an immediate "stand-down" in Kim's nuclear stockpile - total, irreversible dismantlement.  There is no Plan-B.  In the entire history of the worlld there has never been a single-instance of 1 meeting that was therein followed by a total dismantlement of a major weapons systems by any nation - anywhere - in human history!

Today - May 29, 2018 - Trump just slapped a 25% tariff on $50-billion worth of Chinese imports into the U.S. - the kinds that have "technological" significance.  Gee, I wonder if the great "Orange One" is trying to squeeze China into LEANING on Korea one last time to "dislodge" Kim Jong Un from his fixed position of never relinquishing any nuclear warhead in any negotiation with the big, bad U.S. of America.

Trump is way outside of his depth and this latest ham-handed approach to impose gargantuan excise constraints on premium Chinese exports to the U.S. is the clearest indication of this.  This is a meat-cleaver approach and the Chinese can see this and they will never give an inch or refrain from backing up Kim Jong Un in any settlement discussions on limiting or eliminating Kim's nuclear arsenal.

In the white house, the mighty white house

The liar sleeps tonight

In Lincoln's bedroom, the quiet bedroom

The liar weeps tonight

A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh --- a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh

A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh --- a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh

He bend the truth, He bend the truth --- He bend the truth, He bend the truth

A snake with fruit, a snake with fruit --- a snake with fruit, a snake with fruit

The oval office, deceitful office

His lies are dynamite

The oval office, impeachable office

Paul ryan his one acolyte 

A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh --- a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh

A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh --- a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh

Can't help lying, can't help lying --- can't help lying, can't help lying

Mystifying, mystifying --- mystifying, mystifying

Rush my darling --- I hear his snarling

The liar cheats tonight

Shush my darling - yes, it's jarring

The liar creeps @ night

A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh --- a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh

A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh --- a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh

He'll be flying, he'll be flying --- he'll be flying, he'll be flying

Back to moscow, back to moscow --- back to moscow, back to moscow

He'll be flying, he'll be flying --- he'll be flying, he'll be flying

Back to moscow, back to moscow --- back to moscow, back to moscow

He'll be flying, he'll be flying --- he'll be flying, he'll be flying

Back to moscow, back to moscow --- back to moscow, back to moscow

A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh --- a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh

A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh --- a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh

Mighty POTUS, Mighty POTUS --- Mighty POTUS, Mighty POTUS

Hung by SCROTUS, Hung by SCROTUS --- Hung by SCROTUS, Hung by SCROTUS

In the white house, the mighty white house

The liar sleeps tonight

In Lincoln's bedroom, the quiet bedroom

The liar weeps tonight

A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh --- a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh

A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh --- a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh

He bend the truth, He bend the truth --- He bend the truth, He bend the truth

A snake with fruit, a snake with fruit --- a snake with fruit, a snake with fruit

The oval office, deceitful office

His lies are dynamite

The oval office, impeachable office

Paul ryan his one acolyte

A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh --- a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh

A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh --- a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh

Can't help lying, can't help lying --- can't help lying, can't help lying

Mystifying, mystifying --- mystifying, mystifying

Rush my darling --- I hear his snarling

The liar cheats tonight

Shush my darling - yes, it's jarring

The liar creeps @ night

A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh --- a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh

A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh --- a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh

He'll be flying, he'll be flying --- he'll be flying, he'll be flying

Back to moscow, back to moscow --- back to moscow, back to moscow

He'll be flying, he'll be flying --- he'll be flying, he'll be flying

Back to moscow, back to moscow --- back to moscow, back to moscow

He'll be flying, he'll be flying --- he'll be flying, he'll be flying

Back to moscow, back to moscow --- back to moscow, back to moscow

Where he came from, 

Ask the wind that's a blowin'

But then I know 

he's been jivin'

all along . . . .

Started in Queens,- then left - for Manhattan

Who'd have

believed he'd 

string us along?

Your tiny haaands,

  touchin

our haaaands . . . .

Reachin out . . .

  fleecing me

    god, need to flee

   youuu . . .

Sweet Donald T.,

your applause lines weren't

good . . .

I've been inclined, to believe

they never would

   But

   Now

Look at my fright,

and I don't seem

    to be the onely

We're ALL filled up

  with it,

    too . . . .

And when you tweet,

  your disease spreads down

    my street

So to stop this hurt

  we be trollin' 

      you?

Waaarm . . .

   touchin

waaarm . . .

Freakin out . . .

  don't touch me,

      won't be touchin

      youuu . . . .

Sweet Donald T.,

your crimes never

seemed so good . . .

I've been inclined, To believe

      they never would

               Oh

               Lord

               No

INSTRUMENTAL BREAK 

Sweet Donald T.,

your crimes never

did us good

Sweet Donald T., please

just resign if you  

       would

Sweet Donald T.,

your whines never

did any good

Time to dump the trump

Can't use a sump pump

Time to dump the trump

Just call 1-800-got junk

The trump gots to go, punk

Can't you see he's just a skunk

Yeah, it's time to clear this funk

Yeah, let's do it before we're sunk

Can somebody get a hold of Mueller

Tell him we think he's a great feller

But we think we'll handle it from here

Donnie Boy, you're gone by end of year

Trumperzzz, start sucking your thumbs

'Cause you know your dreams are dissolving into crumbs

Let me you hear you admit it

It's fucking time to just quit it

Time to dump the trump

Can't use a sump pump

Time to dump the trump

Just call 1-800-got junk

The trump gots to go, punk

Can't you see he's just a skunk

Yeah, it's time to clear this funk

Yeah, let's do it before we're sunk

Can somebody get a hold of Mueller

Tell him we think he's a great feller

But we think we'll handle it from here

Donnie Boy, you're gone by end of year

Trumperzzz, start sucking your thumbs

'Cause you know your dreams are dissolving into crumbs

Let me you hear you admit it

It's fucking time to just quit it