Roundball Rock

Roundball Rock

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Roundball Rock episodes

  • Episode 53: “We can’t have a playoffs if someone’s not getting kicked in the nuts”
    Joey and Sean do a postgame recap of the Warriors' Game Three comeback, Kyrie's crazy layups, J.R. Smith's crazy tweets, and the Cavs' bench's crazy net rating. Steph Curry out-rebounds Tristan Thompson, LeBron out-Draymonds Draymond, and Tyronn Lue strokes out down the stretch. Sponsored by Wilt Chamberlain's "40,000 Lines About 20,000 Women."

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    46 min
  • Episode 52: “Papa, there goes that Roach” LIVE

    It's a LIVE Roundball Rock from the Hemlock Tavern in San Francisco, with special guests Zach Harper (@talkhoops), NPR darling Chris Garcia, and sideline reporter Joe Tobin. We talk about the Finals, visit Ayesha's Kitchen, have an NBA spelling bee, explore the Game One Thirst Rankings, match up the Warriors with the Monstars, and give away a signed DVD of the Billy Christal white slavery epic, My Giant. 

    The first few minutes were cut off, but Don Pardo and the robot seamlessly recreated the opening moments.

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    1 hr 16 min
  • Episode 51: “That was whistle-tip era Oakland, and Stephen Jackson is the NBA’s Bubb Rubb”
    Joey and Sean welcome Ezekiel Kweku (MTV News, VICE Sports, @theshrillest on Twitter) for a super-sized preview of the NBA Finals. We talk about the PTSD of Oakland fans, zero-confidence playoff merchandise, Matt Barnes boxing Dahntay Jones, Chris Paul in San Antonio, Jerry West in Clipperland, Lonzo Ball in Boston, Phil Jackson's email filters, and the randomness of the NBA finals/the universe. We make our Finals picks, match up this year's Warriors with last year's Warriors, and we explore why ladies love Andre Iguodala. Sponsored by Anderson Varejao's improv studio, Yes-Anderson's.

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    1 hr 44 min
  • “It’s live fam!” - Roundball Rock Live Announcement
    Dave, Joey, Sean, and Don Pardo are coming to San Francisco during the NBA Finals for a live podcast recording Friday, June 2 at the Hemlock Tavern. The show is at 6 PM and it is FREE. Featuring drinks, games, giveaways, and special guests including C.J. Toledano and more. See your favorite podcasters in person and live your life to the roundest.

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    6 min
  • Episode 50: “Would Chev Chelios pass an NBA drug test?”

    Dave joins us from the churro paradise of San Antonio to recap the conference finals blowouts, JaVale's poncho, rigging the draft lottery, Steve Javie and the NBA retweet center, the Spurs' freaky Coyote, and the deepest draft of all time: the Vietnam War. Plus the Warriors battle a team of Jason Stathams, and we welcome a new sponsor, Mark Jackson's "Mama, There Goes That Manwich."

     

    (Closing music: "All Night Party", Dennis Scott)

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    1 hr 7 min
  • Episode 49: “Didn’t Pop coach at Deep State for a couple of years?”
    Dave, Sean, and Joey return to break down the playoffs like it's a Kawhi Leonard ankle ligament. We talk about dirty players, Steph's Hamilton hat, Tony Awards, Kobe meeting George R.R. Martin, and Coach Pop reignites the Woke Off! Plus we explore the next trolling fashion trends beyond Funeral Games, predict Game 7 of Wizards-Celtics, and the Warriors battle another famous destroyer of ankles, Kathy Bates from "Misery."

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    1 hr 1 min
  • Episode 48: “Listeners, Tweet us how you want to die”
    Spurs superfan/hilarious comedian and host of @TheEveryReport joins us to talk James Harden, Spurs-Warriors, and more. Plus you get to hear Sean and Joey poorly explain who Lil' B is! Don't curse us Based God! Plus, Joey calls a listener a coward and IMMEDIATELY regrets it! (please forgive me listener!)

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    1 hr 16 min
  • Episode 47: “We’re watching two terminal cancer patients have a slap fight”

    It's a Full Squad Pod as Dave, Sean, and Joey break down the second round of the playoffs, along with Lonzo Ball's new shoes, Kristaps Porzingis' Twitter, Mike Brown's ties, brawling Kellys, the We Also Believe Rockets, and the possibly-racist Utah mascot, Jazz Bear. Plus Stallone fights a beehive, the Rockets are a deck of Magic cards, Joe Lacob commits a HIPAA violation, and the Warriors face one of their most formidable opponents yet - the Guardians of the Galaxy.

    Sponsored by Pop Clips, the hair salon by Gregg Popovich.

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    1 hr 31 min
  • Episode 46: “Who wants to trade Paul George? He’s a dreamboat!”

    Sean and Joey welcome comedian Erin Foley to talk about Larry Bird, the Knicks, Kevin Durant, and lead-blowing. Plus Sean & Joey break down the second round of the playoffs, the Bulls are run it back, and LeBron needs other activities besides beer drinking to keep him engaged. Sponsored by Victor Oladipo's Vaccums.

     

    Closing music by Iman Shumpert.

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    1 hr 28 min
  • Episode 45: “The Clippers should build a statue of Paul Pierce texting with two cell phones”
    Dave is back on the pod, and Sean and Joey are back from the BIG3 draft in Las Vegas! We break down all the teams from Ice Cube's 3-on-3 league, and Joey asks players a very important question about triple-doubles. There's playoff previews, including misguided confidence in the Toronto Raptors and LaMarcus Aldridge. Dave throws out a reverse jinx, Joey makes a sound collage, Sean remembers the Jay-Z/Souljah Boy proxy war, and the Warriors play a squad of BIG3 All-Stars. 

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    1 hr 23 min

About Roundball Rock

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Roundball Rock is a comedy podcast about the rumors, hearsay, ins, and yes, outs of NBA basketball. Hosted by comedy writers and NBA junkies Sean Keane and Joey Devine, every week Sean and…