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- Episode 36: "David Duchovny's Litigious Balls"It's an episode for Big Ballers this week as Dave, Sean, and Joey talk about Lavar Ball's one-on-one battle with Michael Jordan, Larry Sanders' return to the NBA, the resting Warriors ruining birthday parties, and the toaster some weirdo sent Klay Thompson to sign. Plus Chandler Parsons has to recruit a new meniscus, Ricky Rubio is dominating, and Darko is a 360-pound farmer. Sponsored by George Karl's Junior.
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1 hr 3 min - Episode 35: "Luke Kennard Looks Like Dylan Roof With a Jump Shot"Comedian, baller, and Tar Hell sueprfan Erin Lennox (@ErinDeweyLennox) joins the podcast for a March Madness special that's mostly making fun of Duke. There's listener calls, shining moments, the Phoenix Gorilla, one-on-one with Jason Kidd, the King in the North Hollywood, and the poetry of J.J. Redick. Plus the Warriors face a North Carolina All-Star team and we answer the question, "Who's the worst person in America - Richard Spencer, or Grayson Allen?" Sponsored by the Jerry Sloan Conference.
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1 hr 30 min - Episode 34: "Why Aren't There More Mascots In Wheelchairs?"
The greatest shooter in San Diego State history, Zach Harper, joins the boys as we discuss the Timberwolves, Sacramento landmarks, Festus Ezeli's cadaver knee, bust names, Cleveland's pyromania, and why voice texts are like dick pics. Plus Zach plays "Fictional Gunner/Actual Gunner" and the Warriors take on an All-Star team of guys with devastating knee injuries.
(Closing music: "Ricky Rubio Rap" by T-Pups)
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1 hr 18 min - Episode 33: "James Harden's beard is worth more than everything in your apartment!"
The boys react to the Kevin Durant injury and pick the worst injury replacement of all time. Bad hombre Matt Barnes and his hairstyles join the Warriors, Jimmer Fredette forms a Big Four in New Orleans, and we might be living in a computer simulation. The Golden State Warriors face La La Land in a lead-blowing competition, the NBA has its worst rookie class ever, and Tom Thibodeau will play you long time, and fake doctor Glenn Rivers has a parasite. Besides Austin. Sponsored by D-Will's Spray-On Hair.
(Closing music: "Alec Baldwin's Voicemail" read by our robot.)
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1 hr 38 min - Episode 31: "A Conspiracy of Dunk-ces"It’s an All-Star Weekend special where Dave joins us from New Orleans! We talk about the Saturday night All-Star events, learn the truth about Dwyane Wade and sea bass, and debut "Roundball Playhouse," with a dramatic reading of Kyrie Irving flat-earth speech from Anna Seregina (@touchingcheeses). Plus an EMERGENCY ADDENDUM POD after the Boogie Cousins trade news breaks, Sean’s mom makes a guest appearance and we take a first look at the script for the Uncle Drew movie.
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1 hr 41 min - Episode 30: Kevin Durant vs. 18,000 Screaming Polo Shirts
Dave, Sean, and Joey go through all the league news - both NBA and G-League. Kevin Durant comes back to OKC, Serge Ibaka is a Raptor and the Orlando Magic should be contracted. We find corporate sponsors for G-League teams, answer reader emails and calls, and go in on actor/DJ/baby driver Ansel Elgort. Also All-Star Saturday, fracking, Waluigi, Plumlees, Betsy DeVos, and the Warriors have a songwriting competition with Smash Mouth.
(Closing music: 1987 Arizona Wildcats, “Gumbies”)
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1 hr 43 min - Episode 29: "LeBron's Not About That Meme Life"Comedian and Celtics fan Mike Mulloy joins Dave, Sean, and Joey to talk about Mike’s pilot, Under Armour, Obama in the dunk contest, and Matthew Dellavedova’s signature shoe. Plus the Warriors play the ‘86 Celtics and John Wick, Mike Mulloy puts out a bounty on Spencer Hawes, and we welcome a new sponsor: Charles Oakley sunglasses.
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1 hr 23 min - Episode 28: “You’re listening to NBA Cuck Talk on Roundball Rock”
The NBA Woke-Off continues during a week of faceoffs. LeBron James vs. Charles Barkley. Rajon Rondo vs. Jimmy Butler & Dwyane Wade. Warriors vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. And Bucks vs. Hornets, as a blockbuster trade happens live! Joey meets Jameer Nelson, Sacramento drives Marco Belinelli into terrible tattoos, Jimmer Fredette is the God of Loneliness, and we pitch a new Clippers prank show, “Doc’d!” Also we ponder if his ill-fitting clothes and constant verbal abuse mean Donald Trump is the Michael Jordan of politics.
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1 hr 35 min - Episode 27: "Matthew Dellavedova is the Jack the Ripper of the NBA, But with Meniscuses Instead of Prostitutes”
Comedian, podcaster, and Kobe Stan Matt Lieb (@lieb123456789) joins Dave. Joey & Sean to talk about alternative stats, Tim Duncan’s cereal, tanking, James “Baby Doll” Dixon, and how Waiters Island is “growing like the garbage island in the Pacific.” Joey gets a job offer from JASH, Dave reverse jinxes the Lakers, Sean pitches the “Rising Stars vs. Falling Stars” game, Matt slanders both Mike and Kevin Love, and we’re all waiting for Wikileaks to start breaking NBA trades. Also we play “Laker of Faker,” Team Sea Bass tries to convene in Cleveland, and the Warriors play a team made up of 13 Dion Waiterses.
(Closing music: Destiny’s Child feat. Kobe Bryant, “Say My Name (Remix)”
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1 hr 16 min - Episode 26: "Float Like a Butterfly, Sting Like Embiid"The boys record at the Nerdist studio with super-producer and Clippers super-fan Katie Levine. We pitch concepts for Blake Griffin’s ”White Men Can’t Jump” reboot, discuss the Cavs-Warriors rivalry, get nostalgic about Cal State Monterey Bay, speculate about the thing on Mo Speights’ head, figure out how Katie became a Clippers fan, worry about the Raiders move to Vegas, and dicsuss the Clippers #3 fan, Frankie Muniz. Also Sean hates “DHO,” Joey critiques the media’s construction equipment bias, Dave has Metta World Peace’s phone number, and the Warriors play the acrobats, dancers, and earth movers from their insane arena groundbreaking celebration. Sponsored by Korv Nuts.
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About Roundball Rock
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Roundball Rock is a comedy podcast about the rumors, hearsay, ins, and yes, outs of NBA basketball. Hosted by comedy writers and NBA junkies Sean Keane and Joey Devine, every week Sean and…
Joey joke about everything that happened in the world of basketball except what happened in the games, because they are definitely not experts and nothing is more boring than analytics. From episode to episode, Roundball Rock always provides an NBA related surprise, whether it's one of your favorite basketball writers (like Kelly Dwyer, David Roth, Zach Harper), hilarious comedians (like David Gborie, Chris Garcia, Josh Gondelman, Megan Gailey), parodies, long form sketches, or fake ad reads. In a world where NBA podcasts can all sound the same from week to week, Roundball Rock strives to create something unique, smart, dumb, hilarious, and fun, which is exactly what makes us the 88th most popular sports podcast in Senegal. Basketball is fun, and stats are not.
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