Royal de Lux: A Kansas City Royals podcast

ROYALS BASEBALL IS BACK!!  Wait, should I be happy about that?  I mean, I guess it's my hobby to talk about it, so... sure?  How did we get here, anyway?  Let's talk about everything JJ Picollo did, including every free agent signing and trade made in the last few months.  Also, GAMES!  We have GAMES to talk about!  RAID THE ZONE!!

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Mr. deLux Podcast returns from his hibernation* and talks about the state of Royals pitching!  There are HOW many guys on this team that can pitch?  And... wait, we have only THIS many positions available?  Where does everyone else go?  Hello???  Well, at least the ones that make it to Kansas City will look nice in those cool powder blue pants.  Hey, we should talk about that too!  Only on Opening Day?  What gives?  Meanwhile, what's going on with Salvador Perez?  Has anyone checked on him lately?

*was playing Apex Legends for like an entire month like a very responsible person

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After spending the last two months watching Bocchi the Rock and playing Pokemon Violet, I finally remembered my duty as the #1 Weirdest Kansas City Royals Podcast Host and have thus returned to talk about this beautiful, wonderful, and highly strange baseball team.  The Royals hired Matt Quatraro as their next manager and he brought a friend from the Rays organization along with him, plus a pitching coach from the Guardians!  Meanwhile, ownership makes their intentions of building a new stadium well known to the public, but what does the public want?  Extensions and free agents!  We gotta talk about those, too, because who doesn't want their favorite Royals to stick around for longer?  Favorite Royals such as... Ryan O'Hearn, perhaps??

New episodes.... eventually!

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"I'm so f**ked up." --Mike Matheny

The 2022 Royals season has ended.  It's over.  We can move on with our lives.  But first, let's talk about some good pitchers that helped make the season suck less, and a good hitter as well!  All hail Zack Greinke, Scott Barlow and Drew Waters, three of the best success stories of the year.  You know what isn't a success story?  Mike Matheny's managerial career with the Royals lmoa.  Good thing that's now over--oh yeah, didn't you hear?  Mike Matheny got fired!  And Cal Eldred went with him!  What!!!!!!!!  Have our prayers been answered?!  Are the Royals going to dramatically improve next season and get back into contention quickly?!  Well, maybe.................. maybe not.................................................................... ?

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The Royals lost some games (WOW! SHOCKER!!) to the Cleveland Guardians over the weekend, but these games have come with some good things.  Kris Bubic pitched one of his best games of the year and several Royals batters had multiple multi-hit games, leading to several strong finishes to this otherwise disastrous season.  Plus, Brady Singer pitched his last game of 2022, which warrants a small retrospective on his tremendous season and what his future could be.

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Royals bad.  Upvotes to the left.  They got swept by the Detroit Tigers, one of the most miraculous accomplishments made by any team in 2022--just shy of accumulating 16 walks and hits while scoring just one run.  I guess that's what you would call a "rundown." ...oh wait, wrong podcast.  Uhh, also Luke Weaver bad, Hunter Dozier bad, Mike Matheny bad, I'm really just trying to be friends with more Royals fans is that what you want to hear?

New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!

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In the final week of this hell season, the Royals are battling for their fourth-place lives against their basement rivals, the Detroit Tigers.  Zack Greinke had the best start of the season for himself, but the bullpen and Mike Matheny blew it later on.  What else is new?

New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!

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As your favorite weirdo host enters an age of scuff, the Royals enter a post-Dayton era.  Apparently, this era is full of surprises beyond our wildest imaginations, such as a series sweep, a four-game winning streak, and an ELEVEN RUN INNING?????  There have been many examples of this lineup proving they are the real deal, but on Sunday they proved to the entire baseball world that they cannot be taken lightly.  Extend Vinnie?

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EMERGENCY PODCAST.  THE KANSAS CITY ROYALS HAVE FIRED THEIR PRESIDENT.  DAYTON MOORE IS GONE.  IT HAS FINALLY HAPPENED.  FOR ALL OF THE AMAZING THINGS THAT DAYTON HAS DONE FOR KANSAS CITY (AND DESERVES ALL THE CREDIT FOR), THE ROYALS HAVE BEEN IN DIRE NEED OF CHANGE FOR ARGUABLY SEVERAL YEARS AND IT IS NOW HAPPENING.  JOHN SHERMAN IS THE MOST BASED OWNER IN BASEBALL RIGHT NOW.  I WOULD BE SCREAMING MORE IF NOT FOR THE FACT THAT HALF MY FACE WAS NUMBED THIS MORNING.  I AM IN A WORLD OF PAIN BUT I AM VERY HAPPY.

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In the next episode of this thrilling anime arc, the President of the Kansas City Royals, Dayton Moore himself, lets it be known to everyone that he is right and you are wrong and you are nitpicking and biased so he wins ha ha. Well, that's a way to address an impending 90+ loss season, ain't it?  Indeed, there has not been a lot to enjoy in this Royals season, but apparently that's okay and things are going to get better.  Where have we heard that one before?  Why am I writing this summary as if it's just more things said on the podcast instead of actually explaining what's happening?  The Athletic published an article saying the Royals are bad, and then the guy who runs the Royals said "no they aren't" and refused to elaborate further.  So we should maybe talk about that.  A bit.

New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!

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