Royally Screwed

Royally Screwed

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Royally Screwed episodes

  • Session 1 Part 2: Dreams of the Mist

    Appologies for the poor audio for this episode.  We were down to only 1 mic for recording.  We will have three mics for episodes in the future.

     

    Episode 1 Part 2:

    After being transported to the strange land of Barovia,  far from Daggerfort, the party finds themselves trapped in the Durst Manor.  Racing the clock to find Baby Walter before the strike of midnight, they quickly learn that the house is much more than what it seems. 

    About Royally Screwed

    Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table.  We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play.  While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves.  We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others.

    We are currently running Curst of Strahd Reloaded 2.0 as written by Dragnacarta. You can find Dragna on the r/CurseofStrahd Reddit  or on his Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/DragnaCarta/ for more information about Reloaded 2.0. 

    FIND US ON: 

    Twitter

    TIKTOK
    Instagram

    Our Cast of Characters:

    Bean Hur - Elf Ranger Hunter (Played by Raphael)

    Kurfina Duskbane - Dwarf Cleric (Played by Alyssa)
    Leo the Dread - Half Elf Soulknife Rogue (Played by Jacob)
    Marina Stormfront - Genasi Sorcerer (Played by Harlie)
    Plask Huldar - Orc Fighter (Played by Demetri)
    Sathriel - Unknown Lineage Paladin/Warlock (Played by Jason)
    Seydal - Dhampir Soulknife Rogue (Played by Ashleigh)
    Taillefer Voidbender - Human Blood Hunter (Played by Charlie)


    Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master  You can find your hick voiced host on Twitter

     

    Music Credits (in order of usage):

    Opening Music :  Epic Music by Soundbay  (used with license via AdobeStock)

    Gateway to Hell - Tabletop Audio  (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)

    Echos of Time V2 - Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 (https://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/licenses/)

    Witching Hour - Midnight Syndicate  - From the album Raven's Hallow: Realm of Shadows (Reissue) - All Rights Reserved.  Used with expressed permission from Midnight Syndicate (https://www.midnightsyndicate.com).  

    Escape from Shadow - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)

    Village of the Damned - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)

    Haven - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)

     

    3 hr 3 min
  • Session 1 Part 1 - Dreams of the Mist

    S1 E1 - Into the Mists

     

    After a series of dreams featuring a strange, elderly woman in a red cloak, eight players scattered throughout the Forgotten Realms must travel to Daggerfort to find the others that are spoken.  They are tasked to find a “man of many colors” who will guide them to the woman in the dream.  

    They find themselves arriving into town on the night before Highharvesttide, an annual feast and holiday celebration. The local inns are full for the night, and the players—vagabonds with little coin or company to speak of—find shelter in the stable of the Nightmare’s Bridle, a ramshackle tavern on the outskirts of town. 

     

    About Royally Screwed

    Royally Screwed is a campaign featuring an 8 player in person table.  We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play.  While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves.  We are far from being a professional group.  We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others.

    We are currently running Curst of Strahd Reloaded 2.0 as written by Dragnacarta. You can find Dragna on the r/CurseofStrahd Reddit  or on his Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/DragnaCarta/ for more information about Reloaded 2.0. 

    FIND US ON: 

    Twitter

    TIKTOK
    Instagram

    Our Cast of Characters:

    Bean Hur - Elf Ranger Hunter (Played by Raphael)

    Kurfina Duskbane - Dwarf Cleric (Played by Alyssa)
    Leo the Dread - Half Elf Soulknife Rogue (Played by Jacob)
    Marina Stormfront - Genasi Sorcerer (Played by Harlie)
    Plask Huldar - Orc Fighter (Played by Demetri)
    Sathriel - Unknown Lineage Paladin/Warlock (Played by Jason)
    Seydal - Dhampir Soulknife Rogue (Played by Ashleigh)
    Taillefer Voidbender - Human Blood Hunter (Played by Charlie)


    Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master  You can find your hick voiced host at on Twitter


    Music Credits (in order of usage):

    Opening Music :  Epic Music by Soundbay  (used with license via AdobeStock)

    Mourning (Full Version) by Christopher Bennett Music/MusicRevolution - (used with permission via AdobeStock)

    Ossuary 7 - Resolve:  Kevin MacLeod 

    Floating Ice Castle - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)

    Blackest Rose - Midnight Syndicate (From the album Vampyre: Symphonies from the Crypt) - All Rights Reserved.  Used with expressed permission from Midnight Syndicate (https://www.midnightsyndicate.com). 

    Terror in the Woods - Tabletop Audio (Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)

    Return of Lazerus - Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 (https://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/licenses/)

    Dark Music - Creepy Music Box - Terra Fantasy Music (Via youtube at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwjJBR9ZE84)

    Phantom - Looking Glass (used with license via AdobeStock)

    Promontory - TableTop Audio (Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)


    Tracks has been modified for length.

    3 hr 18 min
  • Episode 1 :Death by SnuSnu (A Call of the Netherdeep Campaign)
    Finding themselves at the funeral of a beloved friend (and the owner of some fine trash), a group of adventurers find themselves being asked to discover the mystery behind a deadly virus that turns its victims to blocks of ice. 
     
    Binkley Billowquick – Male Gnome Artificer – Played by Elliott
    Jeff White – Male Human Cleric (Life Domain) – Played by Preston
    Nezha – Male Tiefling Rogue – Played by Jacob
    Torrwyn – Female Aasimar Paladin – Played by Carrington
    Don Leon – Male Tabaxi Rogue – Played by Raph
    Krowvid – Female Kenku Wizard (Necromancer) – Played by Ashleigh
    Nihal Arneb – Male Harengon Warlock (Hexblade) – Played by Charlie
    Zehari – Female Orc Barbarian – Played by Alyssa
    Issac – Male Human Cleric (or is it?) - Played by Demetri
    Kyra Ironpride – Female Leonin Barbarian – Played by Harlie
    Sath – Male Harengon Druid – Played by Jason
     
    Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master  You can find your hick voiced host at on Twitter
     
    Music Credits:
    Opening Music :  Inspirational Film by Blue Skies Music  (used with permission via AdobeStock)
    "Freedom" by Exulted Queen (used with permission via AdobeStock)"Service" by Golden Elixer (used with permission via AdobeStock)
    "Ice Thrown" from TableTop Audio https://tabletopaudio.comLicensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
    Tracks has been modified for length.
    2 hr 52 min
  • S1 E17 - Don’t Drop The Soap
    The Motley Fools continue to bumble their way thru the castle of Lord Von Zarovich, but what started off as a fun adventure begins to take an unexpected dark turn.
     
    About Royally Screwed
     
    Royally Screwed is a campaign featuring our group of idiots.  We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play.  While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves.  We are far from being a professional group.  We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends.
    FIND US ON: 
    DISCORD AT https://discord.gg/G4ufE5KsYOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVJsREWfYM1d6XRHlgBMfGATWITTER: https://twitter.com/Babyvett1
    Our Cast of Characters:
    Velcar Deverell - Dhampire Fighter  
    Anet - Male Owl Aarakocra Ranger
    Thixian Envarius (Lord Envarius, Duke of Hetherford) - Male Half Elf Bard
    HALO (John Tracker) - Male Warforged Barbarian
    Kodiac the Killer - Male Eladrin Ranger
    Dautu - Male High Elf Wizard
    Arlo - Changeling Cleric
    Cassandra - Human Cleric
     
    Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master  You can find your hick voiced host at on Twitter
     
     
    Music Credits:
    Opening Music :  Epic Music by Soundbay  (used with permission via AdobeStock)
    "Weapon of Choice" by Fabien Tell (used with permission via AdobeStock)
    "Defiled Temple" and "Barovian Castle" from TableTop Audio https://tabletopaudio.comLicensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
    Tracks has been modified for length.
    "Grunt's Appearance" and "Darkness" from Amnesia: Dark Descent OSTMusic by Mikko Tarmia and Frictional Games, used under Fair Use
    Tracks has been modified for length.
    2 hr 14 min
  • S1 E16 - Looks Like Meat’s Back on the Menu Boys
    The Fools continue make their way thru Castle Ravenloft. 
     
    About Royally Screwed
     
    Royally Screwed is a campaign featuring our group of idiots.  We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play.  While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves.  We are far from being a professional group.  We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends.
    FIND US ON: 
    DISCORD AT https://discord.gg/G4ufE5KsYOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVJsREWfYM1d6XRHlgBMfGATWITTER: https://twitter.com/Babyvett1
    Our Cast of Characters:
    Velcar Deverell - Dhampire Fighter  
    Anet - Male Owl Aarakocra Ranger
    Thixian Envarius (Lord Envarius, Duke of Hetherford) - Male Half Elf Bard
    HALO (John Tracker) - Male Warforged Barbarian
    Kodiac the Killer - Male Eladrin Ranger
    Dautu - Male High Elf Wizard
    Arlo - Changeling Cleric
    Cassandra - Human Cleric
     
    Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master  You can find your hick voiced host at on Twitter
     
     
    Music Credits:
    Opening Music :  Epic Music by Soundbay  (used with permission via AdobeStock)
    "Weapon of Choice" by Fabien Tell (used with permission via AdobeStock)
    "Court of the Count" and "Barovian Castle" from TableTop Audio https://tabletopaudio.comLicensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
    Tracks has been modified for length.
    2 hr 26 min
  • S1 E15 : F You Tom Brady
    The Motley Fools continue to make their way thru Castle Ravenloft following an invite to dinner by Strahd. 
     
    About Royally Screwed
     
    Royally Screwed is a campaign featuring our group of idiots.  We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play.  While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves.  We are far from being a professional group.  We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends.
    FIND US ON: 
    DISCORD AT https://discord.gg/G4ufE5KsYOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVJsREWfYM1d6XRHlgBMfGATWITTER: https://twitter.com/Babyvett1
    Our Cast of Characters:
    Velcar Deverell - Dhampire Fighter  
    Anet - Male Owl Aarakocra Ranger
    Thixian Envarius (Lord Envarius, Duke of Hetherford) - Male Half Elf Bard
    HALO (John Tracker) - Male Warforged Barbarian
    Kodiac the Killer - Male Eladrin Ranger
    Dautu - Male High Elf Wizard
    Arlo - Changeling Cleric
    Cassandra - Human Cleric
     
    Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master  You can find your hick voiced host at on Twitter
     
     
    Music Credits:
    Opening Music :  Epic Music by Soundbay  (used with permission via AdobeStock)
    "Weapon of Choice" by Fabien Tell (used with permission via AdobeStock)
    "Court of the Count" and "Barovian Castle" from TableTop Audio https://tabletopaudio.comLicensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
    Tracks has been modified for length.
    1 hr 51 min
  • S1 E14 - I Can Get You A Roomba
    Following their dinner with Strahd, the Motley Fools are given free rein of Castle Ravenloft as they set out on a mission to uncover treachery within. But what secrets does the confines of the brick walls hide?
     
    About Royally Screwed
     
    Royally Screwed is a campaign featuring our group of idiots.  We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play.  While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves.  We are far from being a professional group.  We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends.
    FIND US ON: 
    DISCORD AT https://discord.gg/G4ufE5KsYOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVJsREWfYM1d6XRHlgBMfGATWITTER: https://twitter.com/Babyvett1
    Our Cast of Characters:
    Velcar Deverell - Dhampire Fighter  
    Anet - Male Owl Aarakocra Ranger
    Thixian Envarius (Lord Envarius, Duke of Hetherford) - Male Half Elf Bard
    HALO (John Tracker) - Male Warforged Barbarian
    Kodiac the Killer - Male Eladrin Ranger
    Dautu - Male High Elf Wizard
    Arlo - Changeling Cleric
    Cassandra - Human Cleric
     
    Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master  You can find your hick voiced host at on Twitter
     
     
    Music Credits:
    Opening Music :  Epic Music by Soundbay  (used with permission via AdobeStock)
    "Weapon of Choice" by Fabien Tell (used with permission via AdobeStock)"Cinematic. Epic. Iron Legion" by Jamendo (used with permission via AdobeStock)
    "Court of the Count" from TableTop Audio https://tabletopaudio.comLicensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
    Tracks has been modified for length.
    1 hr 53 min
  • S1 E13 - Might I Interest You in a Nightcap
    The Motley Fools spend the afternoon trying to make themselves presentable before dinner plans with the Devil. 
     
    About Royally Screwed
     
    Royally Screwed is a campaign featuring our group of idiots.  We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play.  While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves.  We are far from being a professional group.  We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends.
    FIND US ON: 
    DISCORD AT https://discord.gg/G4ufE5KsYOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVJsREWfYM1d6XRHlgBMfGATWITTER: https://twitter.com/Babyvett1
    Our Cast of Characters:
    Velcar Deverell - Dhampire Fighter  
    Anet - Male Owl Aarakocra Ranger
    Thixian Envarius (Lord Envarius, Duke of Hetherford) - Male Half Elf Bard
    HALO (John Tracker) - Male Warforged Barbarian
    Kodiac the Killer - Male Eladrin Ranger
    Dautu - Male High Elf Wizard
    Arlo - Changeling Cleric
    Cassandra - Human Cleric
     
    Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master  You can find your hick voiced host at on Twitter
     
     
    Music Credits:
    Opening Music :  Epic Music by Soundbay  (used with permission via AdobeStock)
    "Weapon of Choice" by Fabien Tell (used with permission via AdobeStock)
    "Late Night Jazz Sound" by Mark Dorricott/MusicRevolution (used with permission via AdobeStock)
    "Thunderhead" by Victory Flags/FineTune Music (used with permission via AdobeStock)
    "Court of the Count", "Barovia Castle", and "The Hearth Inn" from TableTop Audio https://tabletopaudio.comLicensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
    Tracks has been modified for length.
    "Halls of the Undead" and "Ancient Winds" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
    Track has been modified for length
    2 hr 30 min
  • S1E12: Two Bards One Cup
    The Motley Fools spend the day exploring around the lake before their meeting with the mysterious Rictavio.
    About Royally Screwed
     
    Royally Screwed is a campaign featuring our group of idiots.  We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play.  While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves.  We are far from being a professional group.  We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends.
    FIND US ON: 
    DISCORD AT https://discord.gg/G4ufE5KsYOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVJsREWfYM1d6XRHlgBMfGATWITTER: https://twitter.com/Babyvett1
    Our Cast of Characters:
    Velcar Deverell - Dhampire Fighter  
    Anet - Male Owl Aarakocra Ranger
    Thixian Envarius (Lord Envarius, Duke of Hetherford) - Male Half Elf Bard
    HALO (John Tracker) - Male Warforged Barbarian
    Kodiac the Killer - Male Eladrin Ranger
    Dautu - Male High Elf Wizard
    Arlo - Changeling Cleric
    Cassandra - Human Cleric
     
    Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master  You can find your hick voiced host at on Twitter
     
     
    Music Credits:
    Opening Music :  Epic Music by Soundbay  (used with permission via AdobeStock)
    "Weapon of Choice" by Fabien Tell (used with permission via AdobeStock)
    "Zen" by All Bets Off (used with permission via AdobeStock)
    "Sweltering Desert Nights" by Ruud Janssen (used with permission via AdobeStock)
    "Weirder Things 2", "The Orrery", "Skyship" and "Hidden Valley" from TableTop Audio https://tabletopaudio.comLicensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
    Tracks has been modified for length.
    1 hr 58 min
  • Bonus Episode: Tabletop Discussion 2
    Cassandra, Kodiac, Thixian/Halo, Anet, Velcar, Arlo and Daetu sit down with Braega for a roundtable discussion to talk about their characters and the campaign so far. Get to know the players a bit better while getting inside their heads and enjoy a few laughs as they talk about Royally Screwed.
    Music Credits:
    Opening Music :  Epic Music by Soundbay  (used with permission via AdobeStock)
    1 hr 36 min

About Royally Screwed

From the publisher's feed

Royally Screwed is a campaign featuring an 8 player in person table.  We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play.  While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves.  We are far from being a professional group.  We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others.