Royally Screwed

As the motley crew make their way thru the Durst Manor, a new hero is found. 

About Royally Screwed

Royally Screwed is a campaign featuring our group of idiots.  We are far from being a professional group.  We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play.  While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. 

 

You can find Royally Screwed's offically log-blog at https://royallystrahd.blogspot.com

 

Our Cast of Characters:

Velcar Deverell - Dhampire Fighter  

 

Quiet and reserved, Velcar descended from a line of nomadic humans in the land of Narfell. After an attack on his village by a coven of vampires,with many were killed and his mother raped, he was born half vampire. As he grew older and his vampire abilities grew, he was shunned by his tribe and eventually was forced to leave the home that he knew, but not before he slaughtered his tribe after they killed his mother. He now hunts the dark creatures to prevent further atrocities from happening again.  Velcar travels the lands with his cat, Grim.    He is currently played by Warpfactor, who proudly serves in the US Military.

 

Anet - Male Owl Aarakocra Ranger

Anet is the party's death from above. Born human, as an 18 year old warrior he entered a forest to confront an owlbear that had been plaguing his village. However, this particular owlbear was sacred to one of the gods who was unpleased by the death of the creature and turned the man into an owl-man hybrid, an owl aarakora. Anet, saddened by this turn of events, began wandering the lands to break the curse and eventually came across a young owlbear cub who's mother had been killed. He took the cub in and raised it as his own, naming her Ava. Anet is played by RatGirl, the 14 year old member of our household, who tends to have quite the potty mouth during our gameplay. 

 

Thixian Envarius - Male Half Elf Bard

Thixian was born into a noble family, his human mother married Lord Envarius, Duke of Hetherford. While he had all he ever needed, ate from silver utensils, and hand servants to wait on him hand and foot, he never felt free. His only friend being the Tressym, Wraith, which he had since he was young. He would often sneak out of his castle to venture to the nearby village full of the lower class, armed with nothing more than his lyre. He would visit the bar in the center of town and sing and play his heart out. One day a newcomer came into the bar, an owl aarakora, which Thixian took interest in. In between songs he would sit and talk to the man about his adventures and wished to have his own adventure one day. Thixian finally snapped when he was told he would be wed to a woman he'd never met before. As a final slap-in-the-face to his parents, he stole as much money and goods, summoned Wraith to his side, and ran. With the money, he bought a rapier and the rest went to the people of the village.Thixian is played by 23 year old XionLark. 

 

HALO - Male Warforged Barbarian

 

Waking up on a table in an empty room of an abandoned building, Halo has no recollection of who he is, who he was, where he is and where he has come from.  The only clues to his previous life are held in a folder found on a nearby desk - a sketch of the man he was, and a brief description of a soldier who had fallen in battle, to have his soul encapsulated into a metal body.  The only memories he has of his past life lie in his ability to wield the weapons of war that seem to come natural for him.  Halo is played by 14 year old Akrul, who is on the autism spectrum and tends to be more reserved during our gameplay.

 

Kodiac the Killer - Male Eladrin Ranger

 

It was a cool winters day as several travelers walk into the Fox's Folly Pub. They sit down and see the owner, an Elf with a pet fox. As the travelers go up to the pubs owner they ask his name. The elf says "My name is Kodiak The Killer and I have ran this pub for 50 years how can

Velcar, Anet, Halo and Thixian find themselves locked in the Durst Manor.

About Royally Screwed

 

Royally Screwed is a campaign featuring our group of idiots.  We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play.  While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves.  We are far from being a professional group.  We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends.

You can find Royally Screwed's offically log-blog at https://royallystrahd.blogspot.com

 

Our Cast of Characters:

Velcar Deverell - Dhampire Fighter  

Anet - Male Owl Aarakocra Ranger

Thixian Envarius (Lord Envarius, Duke of Hetherford) - Male Half Elf Bard

HALO (John Tracker) - Male Warforged Barbarian

Kodiac the Killer - Male Eladrin Ranger

Dautu - Male High Elf Wizard

 

Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master  You can find your hick voiced host at https://www.instagram.com/the_dungeon_master_darling/

 

Music Credits:

Opening Music :  Epic Music by Soundbay  (used with permission via AdobeStock)