Royally Screwed

While Velcar and Kodiak are away, Daetu has a mysterious visitor.  The following day, the party finds a celebration in the Blue Water Inn. The party finds that magic can be unpredictable in Barovia as well as makes a grizzly discovery in the Burgomaster's Mansion.

About Royally Screwed

 

Royally Screwed is a campaign featuring our group of idiots.  We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play.  While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves.  We are far from being a professional group.  We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends.

 

Our Cast of Characters:

Velcar Deverell - Dhampire Fighter  

Anet - Male Owl Aarakocra Ranger

Thixian Envarius (Lord Envarius, Duke of Hetherford) - Male Half Elf Bard

HALO (John Tracker) - Male Warforged Barbarian

Kodiac the Killer - Male Eladrin Ranger

Dautu - Male High Elf Wizard

Arlo - Changeling Cleric

Cassandra - Human Cleric

 

Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master  You can find your hick voiced host at on Twitter

 

 

Music Credits:

Opening Music :  Epic Music by Soundbay  (used with permission via AdobeStock)

 

"Halls of the Undead", "Magic Forest" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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"Haven", "Terror in the Woods", "The Hearth Inn" and "Victorian Slums" from TableTop Audio https://tabletopaudio.comLicensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

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After discovering who is responsible for the missing bones, the Fools find themselves looking for Henrik van der Voort, but they find more than just the coffin maker waiting for them. But even worse is waiting for them as they try to restore hallowed ground.

 

About Royally Screwed

 

Royally Screwed is a campaign featuring our group of idiots.  We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play.  While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves.  We are far from being a professional group.  We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends.

 

Our Cast of Characters:

Velcar Deverell - Dhampire Fighter  

Anet - Male Owl Aarakocra Ranger

Thixian Envarius (Lord Envarius, Duke of Hetherford) - Male Half Elf Bard

HALO (John Tracker) - Male Warforged Barbarian

Kodiac the Killer - Male Eladrin Ranger

Dautu - Male High Elf Wizard

Arlo - Changeling Cleric

Cassandra - Human Cleric

 

Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master  You can find your hick voiced host at on Twitter

 

 

Music Credits:

Opening Music :  Epic Music by Soundbay  (used with permission via AdobeStock)

"Trouble in the Air" by Farrell Wooten (used with permission via AdobeStock)

 

"Halls of the Undead", "Echoes of Time V2", "Ossuary 7 - Resolve" and "Return of Lazarus" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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"Thieves Guild", "Haven", "Terror in the Woods", "The Hearth Inn" and "Closing Time" from TableTop Audio https://tabletopaudio.comLicensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

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As the day of The Festival of the Blazing Sun arrives, Velcar finds himself once again staring into the eyes of the Lord of Barovia.   As violence erupts in the streets, a coup d'etat results in a new Burgomaster of Vallaki. Seeking safety, the Motley Fools bring Ireena to the Chapel of St. Andral, but safety might not be in their reach.

About Royally Screwed

 

Royally Screwed is a campaign featuring our group of idiots.  We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play.  While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves.  We are far from being a professional group.  We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends.

 

Our Cast of Characters:

Velcar Deverell - Dhampire Fighter  

Anet - Male Owl Aarakocra Ranger

Thixian Envarius (Lord Envarius, Duke of Hetherford) - Male Half Elf Bard

HALO (John Tracker) - Male Warforged Barbarian

Kodiac the Killer - Male Eladrin Ranger

Dautu - Male High Elf Wizard

Arlo - Changeling Cleric

Cassandra - Human Cleric

 

Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master  You can find your hick voiced host at https://www.instagram.com/the_dungeon_master_darling/

Music Credits:

 

Music Credits:

Opening Music :  Epic Music by Soundbay  (used with permission via AdobeStock)

Mourning (Full Version) by Christopher Bennett  (used with permission via AdobeStock)

 

"Lux Tenebras", "Grand Hall", "Back Hall" and "Brennenburg Theme" - Amnesia: Dark Descent OSTMusic by Mikko Tarmia and Frictional Games, used under Fair Use

Tracks has been modified for length.

 

"Halls of the Undead", "Night Vigil", "Past the Edge" and "Thunderbird" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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With three orphans on their hands, the Motley Crew heads back to the Vistani camp in hopes to pawn their problems off on them, only to find themselves taking yet another Vistani problem into their party.  A mysterious dinner invite arrives and the party finds things are not as they appear at the Burgomaster's home. 

About Royally Screwed

 

Royally Screwed is a campaign featuring our group of idiots.  We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play.  While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves.  We are far from being a professional group.  We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends.

 

Our Cast of Characters:

Velcar Deverell - Dhampire Fighter  

Anet - Male Owl Aarakocra Ranger

Thixian Envarius (Lord Envarius, Duke of Hetherford) - Male Half Elf Bard

HALO (John Tracker) - Male Warforged Barbarian

Kodiac the Killer - Male Eladrin Ranger

Dautu - Male High Elf Wizard

Arlo - Changeling Cleric

Cassandra - Human Cleric

 

Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master  You can find your hick voiced host at https://www.instagram.com/the_dungeon_master_darling/

 

Music Credits:

Opening Music :  Epic Music by Soundbay  (used with permission via AdobeStock)

 

"Thunderbird" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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"The Summoning", "Solace" and "Borealis" -  Music by Scott Buckley – www.scottbuckley.com.au Licensed under Creative Commons BY 4.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/  Track has been modified for length.

With pies on the brain, the Motley Fools leave the Vistani camp and head for the nearby windmill in the hopes of purchasing some tasty treats. 

 

About Royally Screwed

 

Royally Screwed is a campaign featuring our group of idiots.  We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play.  While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves.  We are far from being a professional group.  We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends.

You can find Royally Screwed's offically log-blog at https://royallystrahd.blogspot.com

 

Our Cast of Characters:

Velcar Deverell - Dhampire Fighter  

Anet - Male Owl Aarakocra Ranger

Thixian Envarius (Lord Envarius, Duke of Hetherford) - Male Half Elf Bard

HALO (John Tracker) - Male Warforged Barbarian

Kodiac the Killer - Male Eladrin Ranger

Dautu - Male High Elf Wizard

Arlo - Changeling Cleric

 

Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master  You can find your hick voiced host at https://www.instagram.com/the_dungeon_master_darling/

 

Music Credits:

Opening Music :  Epic Music by Soundbay  (used with permission via AdobeStock)

"Interloper", "Ancient Winds" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Track has been modified for length.

"Abandoned Windmill", "Heart:Briar", "Terror in the Woods" from TableTop Audio https://tabletopaudio.comLicensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

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"Next to the Guardian" from Amnesia: Dark Descent OSTMusic by Mikko Tarmia and Frictional Games, used under Fair Use

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A sit down chat with Velcar, Thixian and Anet to discuss the events that happened following the lost audio for the previous episode, as well as their thoughts on the current campaign.

About Royally Screwed

Royally Screwed is a campaign featuring our group of idiots.  We are far from being a professional group.  We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play.  While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. 

 

You can find Royally Screwed's offically log-blog at https://royallystrahd.blogspot.com

 

Our Cast of Characters:

Velcar Deverell - Dhampire Fighter  

Anet - Male Owl Aarakocra Ranger

Thixian Envarius (Lord Envarius, Duke of Hetherford) - Male Half Elf Bard

HALO (John Tracker) - Male Warforged Barbarian

Kodiac the Killer - Male Eladrin Ranger

Dautu - Male High Elf Wizard

 

Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master  You can find your hick voiced host at https://www.instagram.com/the_dungeon_master_darling/

Mentioned product: The Interactive Tome of Strahd can be purchased at https://www.dmsguild.com/product/301867/The-Interactive-Tome-of-Strahd (Not a sponsored product placement - just a product I like and support that adds to the CoS campaign. Curse of Strahd: Reloaded from Dragnacarta - CoS:Reloaded - Compilation ThreadFleshing out Curse of Strahd from MandyMod - Fleshing Out Curse of Strahd: Master Table of Contents

Music Credits:

Opening Music :  Epic Music by Soundbay  (used with permission via AdobeStock)

The Motley Fools meet the colorful bard Rictavio.

 

Note:  This session was originally 4 hours long, however, 3 hours of that session was lost due to technically difficulties (user error - the software stopped recording). The Roundtable episode following this episode features Thixian, Anet and Velcar as they discuss with the DM what happened after the audio shut off.

 

About Royally Screwed

 

Royally Screwed is a campaign featuring our group of idiots.  We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play.  While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves.  We are far from being a professional group.  We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends.

You can find Royally Screwed's offically log-blog at https://royallystrahd.blogspot.com

 

Our Cast of Characters:

Velcar Deverell - Dhampire Fighter  

Anet - Male Owl Aarakocra Ranger

Thixian Envarius (Lord Envarius, Duke of Hetherford) - Male Half Elf Bard

HALO (John Tracker) - Male Warforged Barbarian

Kodiac the Killer - Male Eladrin Ranger

Dautu - Male High Elf Wizard

 

Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master  You can find your hick voiced host at https://www.instagram.com/the_dungeon_master_darling/

 

Music Credits:

Opening Music :  Epic Music by Soundbay  (used with permission via AdobeStock)

Mourning (Fully Version) - (used with permission via AdobeStock)

 

"Monomyth – The Encounter", "Awakening", Music by Scott Buckley – www.scottbuckley.com.au Licensed under Creative Commons BY 4.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/  Track has been modified for length.

"Morgana Rides ", Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

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Upon being approached by Urwin of the Bluewater Inn, the motley crew find themselves heading west to the Wizard of Wines to investigate why a wine shipment has been delayed.

 

About Royally Screwed

 

Royally Screwed is a campaign featuring our group of idiots.  We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play.  While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves.  We are far from being a professional group.  We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends.

You can find Royally Screwed's offically log-blog at https://royallystrahd.blogspot.com

 

Our Cast of Characters:

Velcar Deverell - Dhampire Fighter  

Anet - Male Owl Aarakocra Ranger

Thixian Envarius (Lord Envarius, Duke of Hetherford) - Male Half Elf Bard

HALO (John Tracker) - Male Warforged Barbarian

Kodiac the Killer - Male Eladrin Ranger

Dautu - Male High Elf Wizard

 

Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master  You can find your hick voiced host at https://www.instagram.com/the_dungeon_master_darling/

 

Music Credits:

Opening Music :  Epic Music by Soundbay  (used with permission via AdobeStock)

 

"Tome of Strahd Reading" - QuestionofHeaven Youtube - Found at https://youtu.be/ZIcGA7Aj28Y

"Monomyth – The Encounter" Music by Scott Buckley – www.scottbuckley.com.au Licensed under Creative Commons BY 4.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/  Track has been modified for length.

"Morgana Rides ", "Ossuary 6 - Air", "Ossuary 7 - Resolve"Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Tracks has been modified for length.

 

Amnesia: Dark Descent OSTMusic by Mikko Tarmia and Frictional Games, used under Fair Use

Tracks has been modified for length.

The motley fools leave Ismark and the Village of Barovia behind heading towards Vallaki. With Ireena in tow, they find their way to Tser Pool, where a reading from Madame Eva and well as surprise from the other side of the mist awaits them.

 

About Royally Screwed

Royally Screwed is a campaign featuring our group of idiots.  We are far from being a professional group.  We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play.  While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. 

 

You can find Royally Screwed's offically log-blog at https://royallystrahd.blogspot.com

 

Our Cast of Characters:

Velcar Deverell - Dhampire Fighter  

Anet - Male Owl Aarakocra Ranger

Thixian Envarius (Lord Envarius, Duke of Hetherford) - Male Half Elf Bard

HALO (John Tracker) - Male Warforged Barbarian

Kodiac the Killer - Male Eladrin Ranger

Dautu - Male High Elf Wizard

 

Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master  You can find your hick voiced host at https://www.instagram.com/the_dungeon_master_darling/

 

Music Credits:

Opening Music :  Epic Music by Soundbay  (used with permission via AdobeStock)

 

"Awakening" Music by Scott Buckley – www.scottbuckley.com.au Licensed under Creative Commons BY 4.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/  Track has been modified for length.

"Despair and Triumph", "Echoes of Time v2", "Magic Forest", "Teller of the Tales", "Tenebrous Brothers Carnival - Act Two", "The Other Side of the Door"Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

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With dream pastries in hand, Anet, Thixian, Kodiac, Velcar and HALO make their way thru the Village of Barovia where they meet a family with a problem and come face to face with the ruler of the land.

 

 

 

 

 

About Royally Screwed

Royally Screwed is a campaign featuring our group of idiots.  We are far from being a professional group.  We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play.  While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. 

 

You can find Royally Screwed's offically log-blog at https://royallystrahd.blogspot.com

 

Our Cast of Characters:

Velcar Deverell - Dhampire Fighter  

 

Quiet and reserved, Velcar descended from a line of nomadic humans in the land of Narfell. After an attack on his village by a coven of vampires,with many were killed and his mother raped, he was born half vampire. As he grew older and his vampire abilities grew, he was shunned by his tribe and eventually was forced to leave the home that he knew, but not before he slaughtered his tribe after they killed his mother. He now hunts the dark creatures to prevent further atrocities from happening again.  Velcar travels the lands with his cat, Grimm.    He is currently played by Warpfactor, who proudly serves in the US Military.

 

Anet - Male Owl Aarakocra Ranger

Anet is the party's death from above. Born human, as an 18 year old warrior he entered a forest to confront an owlbear that had been plaguing his village. However, this particular owlbear was sacred to one of the gods who was unpleased by the death of the creature and turned the man into an owl-man hybrid, an owl aarakora. Anet, saddened by this turn of events, began wandering the lands to break the curse and eventually came across a young owlbear cub who's mother had been killed. He took the cub in and raised it as his own, naming her Ava. Anet is played by RatGirl, the 14 year old member of our household, who tends to have quite the potty mouth during our gameplay. 

 

Thixian Envarius - Male Half Elf Bard

Thixian was born into a noble family, his human mother married Lord Envarius, Duke of Hetherford. While he had all he ever needed, ate from silver utensils, and hand servants to wait on him hand and foot, he never felt free. His only friend being the Tressym, Wraith, which he had since he was young. He would often sneak out of his castle to venture to the nearby village full of the lower class, armed with nothing more than his lyre. He would visit the bar in the center of town and sing and play his heart out. One day a newcomer came into the bar, an owl aarakora, which Thixian took interest in. In between songs he would sit and talk to the man about his adventures and wished to have his own adventure one day. Thixian finally snapped when he was told he would be wed to a woman he'd never met before. As a final slap-in-the-face to his parents, he stole as much money and goods, summoned Wraith to his side, and ran. With the money, he bought a rapier and the rest went to the people of the village.Thixian is played by 23 year old XionLark. 

 

HALO - Male Warforged Barbarian

 

Waking up on a table in an empty room of an abandoned building, Halo has no recollection of who he is, who he was, where he is and where he has come from.  The only clues to his previous life are held in a folder found on a nearby desk - a sketch of the man he was, and a brief description of a soldier who had fallen in battle, to have his soul encapsulated into a metal body.  The only memories he has of his past life lie in his ability to wield the weapons of war that seem to come natural for him.  Halo is played by 14 year old Akrul, who is on the autism spectrum and tends to be more reserved during our gameplay.

 

Kodiac the Killer - Male Eladrin Ranger

 

It was a cool winters day as several travelers walk into the Fox's Folly Pub. They sit down and see the owner, an Elf with a pet fox. As the tra