r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, we have this bizarre, unhinged rant from a Karen. She goes on and on about how she wants to change the world by creating some sort of kid's book? Or kid's movie? Or kid's museum? It's not exactly clear because this lady is off her rocker. She expects OP to help her make a free movie/book/museum out of the goodness of his heart. OP tries to give her some constructive criticism, but this causes her to spiral even more.

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r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP works at an ice cream parlor where scoops ice cream. One little girl asks for bubblegum flavor ice cream. OP warns her Karen mother that their bubblegum ice cream has real chunks of bubblegum in them, so its a choking hazard for young children. The Karen ignores OP's advice, which of course leads to the little girl almost choking to death. OP saves her with the Heimlich, and Karen calls the cops on him! WTF lady?

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r/Pettyrevenge In today's episode, OP was dating a boy for years until she found out that he was cheating on her! She started chatting with the other girl online, and the two bonded over trashing on their now ex-boyfriend. Pretty soon, they became bffs and started spending all of their time together. OP lost her boyfriend but gained a best friend! Now, the boyfriend has to endure constant ridicule from his two ex-lovers.

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r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP went on a date with a guy who has some... interesting beliefs. He told OP that girls get periods from their butts. OP was shocked and asked if he was joking, and he said no. He actually tried to argue with her that she was wrong and he was right -- that women get butt periods. OP laughed at him, which led to him storming off and then breaking up with her. LOL WHAT?

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r/Askreddit Have you ever been cockblocked or beaver-dammed? This Reddit thread is filled with depressing, frustrating, and infuriating stories about the worst times that people have been SO CLOSE to the finish line, only to get shut down at the last moment. What about you? Do you have any stories to share about times when you *almost* sealed the deal, but got denied in the end? Share them in the comments!

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r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP goes to pick up his mom, who lives next to a total douchebag neighbor. The neighbor gets pissed off for no reason at OP, and tells OP to wait right there for a tow truck. So, OP does exactly that and waits right there. When the tow truck driver arrives, the driver assumes that OP is the caller and he tows the neighbors car instead! LOL!

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r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP is separated (but not divorced) from her cheating husband who is living with his hot, young mistress. Her husband refuses to sign divorce papers because he's hoping that she will pay him alimony. This tension leads to a blow-up confrontation at OP's work, so OP calls her husband's boss and gets him fired! Now her cheating ex is boo-hooing about his own wife getting him fired. Is OP the butthole here?

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r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP recounts a tale where he almost fell victim to insurance fraud. He was sitting in his truck at an intersection, when the lady in front of him reversed her car into OP's truck. When OP get out to confront her, she was already on the cops screaming about a crazed man wielding a tire iron. Thinking fast, OP jumps back into his vehicle and turns the tables on the Karen by pretending to be unconscious and tricking both Karen and the cops!

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r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP's boss constantly piles more and more work onto his desk. Then, his boss leaves the office so he can go play golf during work hours. OP eventually gets sick of doing his boss's job for him, so he complains and gets told to do his job. OK boss, sure thing! OP will do HIS OWN job, not YOUR job, which results in the boss getting in huge trouble with the company and eventually getting fired.

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r/Choosingbeggars It's time for another episode of spoiled, out of touch people who don't understand the basic concept of spending money. We've got a guy who is demanding that women give him free breast milk. We've also got a company that is trying to pay people $10 per 4 hours of work, which comes out to $2.50/hour! What an incredible job opportunity! If you like this content, subscribe for more daily Reddit stories!

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