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r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP's toxic boss decrees that ALL employees must attend a very important meeting no matter what! OP warns her boss that she will be out of office on that day, but the boss basically says "tough luck" and forces OP to show up to the Zoom meeting. So, that's exactly what OP does! She shows up from the hospital bed and utterly embarrasses her boss!

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r/Choosingbeggars Any hot babes out there interested in a full-time job where you drive around a guy, feed him, and satisfy all of his needs? Yep, this guy on Facebook is complaining that he can't find a woman who will literally take care of his every need, including buying all of his food and doing all of his chores for him. What a catch!

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r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP is attending college during quarantine, so he has to log into campus computers remotely. However, someone keeps booting OP off of his remote access, causing him to lose hours of work. When OP decides to go to campus in-person, he discovers that two bullies are going through the computer lab to manually log people off of remote access. He quickly streams their activities to the entire campus, which results in the two bullies getting expelled and then deported!

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r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP is an unmarried woman who is pregnant with a child. She visits a new church and has a bizarre encounter with an insanely entitled Karen. Once the Karen learns that OP is unwed, Karen says that OP should give the child in her belly to a "deserving" married couple like her. She actually says that its OP's responsibility to rent out her womb to members of the church. WTF???

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r/Pettyrevenge OP's roommate keeps stealing his food and refuses to pay him back. So, OP sets out to get revenge against his roommate in a truly horrifying way. He buys some horse meat and sticks it in the freezer. When the roommate's horse-loving mother comes to visit, OP sits back and waits for the fireworks. The roommate cooks "steak" and eggs for his mom. After they finish their breakfast, OP reveals that they actually ate horse meat!

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r/AmITheA**hole When are employers going to learn that they have to treat their employees with respect? One manager learns that lesson the hard way when she gave away OP's private information to a stranger, and then acted like it was no big deal. OP quit on the spot, which caused her manager to have a breakdown because the store is already understaffed. Here's an idea: if you're having trouble finding employees, maybe you could try paying your employees more 🤷

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r/Askreddit Have you ever heard the phrase that truth is stranger than fiction? That's never been truer than today's Ask Reddit post, where users recount some of the most absolutely bizarre moments from history. I wasn't going to read this post, but honestly these stories are so crazy that I pretty much had to, like the one about the clown vs firefighter gang war. WTF?

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r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP and her husband buy her mother-in-law a house out of the goodness of their hearts. However, OP keeps her name on the house's lease, because why shouldn't she? She paid for it after all, so it's half hers. Now her husband and her mother-in-law are trying to force her to take her name off the lease, which would effectively mean that OP is just giving her a free house. Is OP the butthole for refusing to play along?

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r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP is a member of the military who accidentally crawls through a nest of stinging bugs during a training mission. The bugs absolutely devour his legs, covering them in thousands of painful welts. He has a bad allergic reaction, and a doctor orders him to get bed rest. His egotistical sergeant isn't buying it, and she mocks OP that "You don't get bed rest for bug bites!" OP gives her some malicious compliance by showing her just how wrong she is!

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r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP was abandoned by her loser father. Decades later, he finds out that her father is in a nursing home, so she sets in motion a revenge plan that destroys her father's house, bank account, and relationship with his other family -- we're talking complete scorched earth. Buckle up, because this is a long and satisfying tale of truly professional revenge.

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