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r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, we venture into the crazy world of garden thieves. Apparently, its extremely common for people to sneak onto someone's property and steal all of their fruits, vegetables, and nuts. In one story, OP catches a group of organized thieves in a major nut theft operation, including heavy machinery and deadly weapons. OP catches the thieves red-handed and holds them at gunpoint until the cops show up!

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r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP's is married to a woman who was relentlessly bullied when she was in school. Today, while they were out shopping, OP's wife says something mean about another customer, so OP says that now his wife is being a bully. His wife was deeply hurt by that accusation and is now upset at OP. Is he the butthole for using his wife's trauma against him like that?

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r/Askreddit Have you ever wondered what kind of crazy, horrible, scary, and sexy things happen at hotels? The hotel workers in today's story reveal the craziest secrets of the hotel industry. We've got stories about adult entertainment workers, illegal substances, human trafficking, insane celebrities, and more! These stories will probably make you think twice about spending the night in a hotel room.

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r/Storiesaboutkevin In today's episode, Kevin visits his vegetarian aunt and wonders why she isn't eating any ham. His aunt explains that she's a vegetarian, so she only eats plants. Kevin gets really confused. "But all plants are animals, and you eat plants." Everybody is in shock at how stupid Kevin is. Does this guy honestly think that all plants are made of meat?

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r/Maliciouscompliance OP works at a hotel, and her job is to go through the hallways to collect all the dirty trays from leftover room service. OP's stupid manager decides to go on a power trip and orders OP to help him out instead of collecting trays. OP happily complies, causing dishes to pile up across the entire hotel. Eventually, high-level executives at the hotel notice that something is wrong, so they ask OP why she isn't doing her job. OP happily reports that her idiotic manager won't let her do what she's supposed to do. Say goodbye to your job, manager!

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r/AmITheA**hole OP purchased a lake house owned by his parents, and he now lives there fulltime with his girlfriend. His sister is getting married, and she asked OP if she could have her honeymoon at his lake house for a few weeks. OP refuses because he doesn't want his sister doing the dirty all over his new house. Also, he lives there! Where would he go during those weeks? His sister becomes furious when he refuses and uninvites him from her wedding. Is OP the butthole here?

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r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, an angry Karen gets upset that her family trip to the zoo was ruined! She was at the elephant exhibit and... let's just say that the elephant was REALLY excited to be there. The Karen just had to leave a review expressing her completely justifiable anger at the zoo for allowing the elephant to show off his fifth leg. This Karen suggests that the zoo staff should give this poor animal some relief so that it never happens again!

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r/Prorevenge OP is a medical condition that requires him to take prescription medication. His two roommates think that it's a good idea to start taking OP's very important medication. No problem! OP can just swap out his medication with high-powered laxatives and wait until the sh** hits the fan, so to speak. His roommates spend the night glued to the toilet and learn a valuable lesson about stealing things from others!

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r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP gets hit with 2 separate cases of harassment. First an employee harasses her, so she reports the incident to her boss. Then her boss harasses her! OP decides that enough is enough and waits for her moment to strike back against her incredibly toxic boss. That moment arrives when the regional manager comes by for a surprise inspection, so OP happily spill the tea about her terrible boss. Say bye-bye to your job, boss!

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r/Entitledparents OP grandpa gave her a brand new iPad that she can use for art. When the local Karen finds out about the iPad, she makes it her mission to guilt OP into handing over the iPad. She concocts this absurd fight and then demands that OP give her son her iPad as a way to apologize and to help her son cope with the stress. Even Karen's own daughter sticks up for OP, and as a result Karen kicks her daughter out of the house!

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