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r/Choosingbeggars Hey kids, wanna earn some money for your hard work? Well TOO BAD! According to this choosing beggar, all teenagers should have to work for free as some sort of modern day child slave. Yep! This terrible boss actually made an angry rant on Facebook about how he should be able to pay his teenage employees $0/hour while he pockets all the profit. It's almost hard to believe that somebody could actually be that delusional.

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r/Entitledparents In today's episode, a Karen at an amusement park decides that OP and his family doesn't deserve to cut lines at the rides, despite the fact that they have a special pass that allows them to do exactly that. She confronts OP's family and yells horrible slurs at OP's children, and even kicks OP's service animal! Luckily, park security shows up and calls the cops. Karen gets dragged off in cuffs and OP has to cut their family vacation short to go to the vet to care for their dog.

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r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP has an incredibly obnoxious neighbor who holds loud parties until 4 am almost every night, despite the fact that OP has a newborn in the house. OP asks the neighbor to keep it down, but of course that never works. So, OP decides to get some prorevenge against his douchebag neighbor by taking a closer look at his neighbor's illegal activities. OP figures out that his neighbor is commuting a serious federal crime, so he reports it to the authorities and then sits back to enjoy the fireworks!

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r/Relationships_Advice OP makes a shocking discovery when he finds out that his father is cheating on his mother. To make matters worse, his father is dating a girl who's young enough to be his daughter! In fact, the girl went to OP's high school and was one grade below him. It turns out that his father was cheating on his mother while the mom was caring for a sibling who had a life-threatening illness. OP doesn't know how to feel because the father doesn't even act guilty about it. What should he do?

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r/Pettyrevenge OP has a new roommate who is constantly stealing his food and snacks. He tries to confront his roommate about it, but nothing ever works. So, he decides to enact some petty revenge by storing dog treats that look like cookies in the kitchen. When the roommate eats all of the dog treats and later complains about them, OP reveals his little trick: they were dog treats! The roommate stopped stealing food after that revelation.

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r/AmITheA**hole OP is a student who uses a wheelchair. She's had the same wheelchair for about four years, so it's starting to look a little rough. OP has a teacher who absolutely hates OP's wheelchair, and one day in class the teacher criticizes OP for having an ugly wheelchair and demands that she upgrade to a nicer one. Somehow, the teacher managed to be both ableist and classist in a single sentence. OP stood up to the teacher and pointed out that it's none of her business, but another student pointed out that OP is the butthole for that. What do you think?

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r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP's girlfriend has a pregnant sister, who moves in with them after her boyfriend kicked them out. For some reason, the pregnant sister starts to immediately have an issue with OP's cat. She's constantly criticizing the cat, and she even intentionally takes the cat out into the middle of nowhere and leaves it there. Luckily, OP is able to find the cat, and he promptly kicks the pregnant sister out of his house. Now everyone is calling OP the butthole in this situation. What do you think?

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r/Maliciouscompliance A particularly picky and stupid Karen hires OP to bake a cake for a young girl's birthday party. The Karen gives OP overly specific and detailed instructions that are just plain wrong. OP tries to warn Karen that the cake won't turn out the right way, but the Karen just refuses to listen. So what does the Karen do when OP delivers bad cake that perfectly fits Karen's request? She spends the kid's entire birthday party whining about it, because that's what every kid wants to hear on their birthday!

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r/Maliciouscompliance OP gets selected for jury duty, so he tells his controlling boss that he'll have to miss work for a few days. His toxic boss does NOT like this, so he instructs OP to do whatever he can to get our of jury duty. Later in court, OP tells the judge that he might get fired if he has to go through with jury duty, so the judge has sheriff deputies drag OP's boss to the court room so the judge can threaten him with jail time!

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r/Choosingbeggars This choosing beggar is so angry at OP! OP works as an insurance adjuster, and he's working on a claim where a young driver clearly broke the law and was responsible for a 3-car crash. Despite the kid obviously being at fault, his parents call up OP and scream at him because they expect him to pay for the damage to his car. OP tries to explain that their kid is clearly the one at fault, but they just won't listen. They even ask him how they're supposed to commit insurance fraud when he's being so uncooperative!

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